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Courtney Wallis

@C0RTN33

In chess, the pawns go first.

EGBP شامل ہوئے Şubat 2011
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Ben Williams
Ben Williams@FaringForwards·
Why does @British_Airways, our supposed national carrier, release its reward flights at midnight GMT? Making them very easy for Americans and Asians to nab, while forcing British people to be hunched over their keyboards at 1am BST. Lame and unpatriotic.
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Drew Savicki
Drew Savicki@DrewSav·
Not only was The Simpsons episode "Stark Raving Dad" removed from streaming but reprints of the season 3 DVD also omit the episode. Disney's stance is that no one should be allowed to see that episode.
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Courtney Wallis
Courtney Wallis@C0RTN33·
@autocar European motor industry is finished. Why don’t people understand this?
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Autocar@autocar·
Stellantis considers tapping Chinese firm to engineer new cars 🚗 buff.ly/gAaHNz7
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Courtney Wallis@C0RTN33·
@AutoPap This is the current April ‘26 rate for midlands. Others areas are similar though.
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Courtney Wallis@C0RTN33·
@AutoPap I’m with Octopus on similar rates, but that’s the old fix, no one signing up now can get those rates.
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AutoPap@AutoPap·
Not sure if this will help but I have an Octopus code for you to get £50 credit and access to this crazy deal to charge your EV. They haven’t paid me to do this but just sharing the love : share.octopus.energy/sage-okapi-130
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Courtney Wallis
Courtney Wallis@C0RTN33·
@Mattisamazing33 Love that. Late model, leather and tip auto. I think I’d want a manual at 20 years old though.
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Courtney Wallis@C0RTN33·
@AutoInfatuation I ran a 330i touring with it. Totally smitten. There were a few early E92s with it fitted before the N53 debuted. Could never find a decent one when I was in the market though.
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Courtney Wallis@C0RTN33·
@AutoInfatuation I like to think of the N52 as the pinnacle of BMW engine design.(Not including M stuff) Everything since then is emission control. Just keep an ear out for the lifter tick. I will have a Z4 Coupe 3.0si one day….
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Sam Hosier
Sam Hosier@AutoInfatuation·
The N52 i6 3.0 Petrol from BMW, those who've owned one, what were they like to live with? I know they are meant to be very reliable engines but I have only had a couple 3.0d's, a 4.8 V8 and the mad 6.6 V12 in BMW form. I need to get a new car this week and have found/speaking to the owner of a last of line 'Bangle Butt' E66 BMW 730Li SE in an outrageous spec level & the same owner for the last 12 years. It is £760.00 per year to tax but that is easily offset by the amount I will save driving around the ULEZ zones throughout the year due to it being ULEZ compliant. The Bimmer.Work draw up of it is below for those who know thier BMW's 😎
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Jamie Smith
Jamie Smith@jamiebsmith·
Followed by a longer five hour flight on one of BA’s latest A321 NEO’s in CE which felt very familiar after so long. Menu offering was more simplified to EK’s economy offering but it sure was served with a friendly smile from James and Kevin. The treats basket even made an appearance.
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Aviation News UK
Aviation News UK@AviationNews_UK·
Info | Bristol Airport has submitted its official planning application to the local council. If approved, the airport will be allowed to expand to 15 million passengers per year. Included in these plans is an extension to the runway, additional aircraft stands and more car parking spaces. The full planning application is linked below 👇 planning.n-somerset.gov.uk/online-applica…
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Courtney Wallis
Courtney Wallis@C0RTN33·
@hiltonholloway Might make sense in Europe. UK Vauxhall, DE Opel, FR Citroen, IT Lancia. Maybe they would be badge engineered rather than making distinct physical changes.
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Courtney Wallis@C0RTN33·
@amypretzel I once left a coin in some trousers that took out a half moon coin shaped divot in the bottom. The answer? Rotated it to the top. Carried on being brilliant.
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amy
amy@amypretzel·
unpopular take: the most underrated piece of object engineering in your house is your front-load washer door seal. it's a torus of EPDM rubber (ethylene propylene diene monomer, picked because it survives hot water + detergent + bleach for 10+ years). it has 3 sealing lips, drainage channels routed to prevent mold, and a bellows geometry that absorbs drum vibration without leaking under 1200 RPM spin. it costs your manufacturer maybe $4. it does more mechanical work than your car's serpentine belt and you've never noticed it. that's the gold standard
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Courtney Wallis@C0RTN33·
@NoelDolphin Ludicrous. Spoke to my MP in 2016 about it. So much of the South West is in spitting distance to LHR. Takes me 1h 20 to drive from South Glos, quicker than getting to BRS. A train to PAD is 1h 10. A direct train to T5 if it existed? 50m shirley.
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Courtney Wallis@C0RTN33·
@RoadworkUK I got some last time they sold them at this price. Takes like red bull but sweeter. I doubt Storey is getting rich of it.
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chRis haininG™@RoadworkUK·
Extraordinary scenes! Rich Energy exists, in the flesh, in a Twickenham pub. (didn't check the expiry date)
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Josh Weinstein
Josh Weinstein@Joshstrangehill·
Yes! I was just able to use this line in a conversation, once again! It's my #1 most used Simpsons quote (And it might even be my line) My #2 most used line is Moe's "Pret-ty clevah!" from "Hurricane Neddy" What's YOUR most used Simpsons quote? (Used in regular conversation)
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Courtney Wallis
Courtney Wallis@C0RTN33·
@clim8resistance I was trying to explain to my kids last night about the stench of boiled white cabbage that used to fill the corridors of junior school in the 80s. Still won’t go near it to this day.
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Ben Pile
Ben Pile@clim8resistance·
School dinners were gross. Sorry.
Sama Hoole@SamaHoole

A British school dinner in 1975 was cooked on-site, from whole ingredients, by a dinner lady who knew, without consulting a nutritional database, what a growing child needed to eat. The dinner was: roast beef, gravy from the drippings, boiled potatoes, cabbage, and sponge pudding with custard made from eggs and milk. Or shepherd's pie from real mince. Or liver and onions. Or fish on Friday, battered and fried in beef dripping. In a single sitting: haem iron from the meat, calcium from the custard, B12 from the liver, vitamin A from the gravy fat, vitamin D from the eggs, zinc from the beef, omega-3 from the fish, collagen from the gravy, complete protein from every component, and roughly 800 calories dense enough to carry a child through an afternoon of running around a playground in January. Then the system changed. In the 1980s and 1990s, local authority catering was outsourced. On-site kitchens closed. Dinner ladies were made redundant. Central production kitchens began manufacturing meals reheated in convection ovens. The roast beef became a turkey twizzler. The shepherd's pie became a pre-formed disc of processed potato and reconstituted meat product. The liver disappeared entirely. The fish was coated in breadcrumbs and fried in vegetable oil. The custard was made from powder, water, and yellow colouring. The sponge pudding was replaced by a yoghurt tube. Jamie Oliver's 2005 campaign filmed children who could not identify a tomato. Kitchens where the only equipment was a deep fryer and a microwave. Menus that contained less nutritional value in a full week than the 1975 dinner contained in a single sitting. The government pledged reform. But the on-site kitchen did not come back. The dinner lady did not come back. The roast beef and the liver and the custard made from eggs did not come back. The 1975 dinner lady, who had no nutritional qualification and had never heard of a DIAAS score, was producing, at approximately 30p per serving, a meal that contained more bioavailable nutrition than anything the modern system produces at three times the cost. She has been replaced by a supply chain. The supply chain is more expensive. The children are less well fed. The dinner lady knew what she was doing. Nobody asked her.

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Courtney Wallis@C0RTN33·
@PositivFuturist Buy a lightly used pre-EU ban 2200w+ Miele and watch it suck the nails out your floorboards.
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Andy
Andy@PositivFuturist·
Vacuum technology peaked here. Dyson can fuck off - all they’ve done is add needless complexity.
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Courtney Wallis@C0RTN33·
@London_W4 I bought some of that Stokes stuff from Ocado when HP was unavailable. Wife was not best pleased. Now Rubies ketchup on the other hand got all the family off the market leader toot suite.
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Alastair Hilton
Alastair Hilton@London_W4·
Saturday morning perfection here at a pub somewhere in England. That brown sauce by Stokes instead of HP was a brave choice to serve, but I have to say, it was most delicious.
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Timnicebutdim
Timnicebutdim@tom550993·
Whoever this is really loves a Passat.
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