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@MrHumpty_ @tomselliott @unusual_whales We ... COULD .. have nice things in our lifetime..

@onemantourist You have no control. Voting blue does not mean no one dies. Voting red means I don't die. I don't care about retards that press blue. Better off without them.

@CandidDevOps Question says “everyone.” Explain. Also, you don’t even know what is going to be the popular vote.

Blue button pressers fundamentally misunderstand the question. Many of them are like this, falsely believing they have control over the outcome of a popular vote.

@onemantourist @teameffujoe You can't prevent any deaths dumbass.

@CandidDevOps @teameffujoe Yeah, see that’s the difference between us. You’re fine with babies dying, i’m not.

In case you were looking for evidence that the majority of people on this app are actually fucking retarded… The original question was. If everyone on earth had to choose to push a red or blue button, where everyone who pushed the red button were guaranteed to lived and anyone who pushed the blue button needed at least 50% of humanity to push it for them to live… WE HAVE HUNDREDS OF COMMENTS OF PEOPLE SAYING YOU SHOULD PUSH THE BLUE BUTTON. Yall are fucking retarded.

@LizzyStarrrdust You can, but there is no medical reason for it if you're getting laid regularly..

You should genuinely continue masturbating. x.com/i/grok/share/8…

@onemantourist @teameffujoe It does not matter. Only babies and retards become accidental killers.

@CandidDevOps @teameffujoe Can you guarantee that 100% of the babies and kids will press Red?

@onemantourist @teameffujoe Nope, the only way anyone dies is if someone presses blue. Blue pressers hold all responsibility for all deaths.

@teameffujoe Catch is “Everyone” which includes kids/babies. Blue ensures Everyone lives, Red means some of these will not.

@dev433x @xint_official @theori_io I don't think you understand the word trivial...

@CandidDevOps @xint_official @theori_io One RCE and you are gone

@MostlyMonkey Inflation makes that chart lie to you.

@technoascetic @ShamashAran Um.... Reported: March 23, 2026 Patches proposed/reviewed: March 25, 2026 Patches committed to mainline: April 1, 2026 (the key fix is commit a664bf3d603dc3bdcf9ae47cc21e0daec706d7a5, which reverts the problematic in-place optimization in algif_aead)

@ShamashAran already blacklisted the module on my multi-tenant clusters, good enough until kernel patches show up

[cjg@braize::~]$ python3 copyfail.py [root@braize cjg]# That's not good.

@ShamashAran Not good, but OP is fearmongering... "trivially exploitable" ... no, no it's not...

@xint_official @theori_io "trivially exploitable" LMAO. Getting access to my systems to execute your puny python IS NOT TRIVIAL. Fear mongering makes you non-credible.

Patch your Linux boxes! Copy.Fail is a trivially exploitable logic bug in Linux, reachable on all major distros released in the last 9 years. A small, portable python script gets root on all platforms. Found by the teams at @theori_io and @xint_official More details below xint.io/blog/copy-fail…

@wil_da_beast630 Women are boycotting the poll it seems.

Given only these options, which would you rather do?

@caldodge @ItsJustMe122 @caroljsroth Hey retard, you're claim: "A reminder that a larger tax refund is better than a smaller one. "

Seriously? You mean you basically don't understand the meaning of "much larger than expected"? Allow me to help you - it means the amount was larger than I expected, thanks to tax law changes. If I'd been aware of how the tax law changes would affect me, I would have reduced my withholding LAST YEAR. As I did this year after filing for last year's taxes.

A reminder that a tax refund is just an interest-free loan you gave to the government…

@caldodge @caroljsroth That's the dumbest thing I've read on X today. Only retards float the federal gov their money for 12 months.

@caroljsroth A reminder that a larger tax refund is better than a smaller one. Ours was much larger than we expected.

@LundukeJournal " nearly every Linux system… from 2017 onward." So you copy/pasted a story form anther account, gave no credit, and even repeated it's nonsense?? " nearly every Linux system… from 2017 onward." No, only the unpatched ones..

Holy Easy Linux Root Access, Batman! An easy to use exploit to gain full root access on nearly every Linux system… from 2017 onward. All with a single Python script clocking in at a mere 732 bytes. “One logic bug in authencesn, chained through AF_ALG and splice() into a 4-byte page-cache write — silently exploitable for nearly a decade.” copy.fail

@Alexand30654896 @Oceanbreeze473 Is that why you look dead in your pfp?

@Oceanbreeze473 Being a responsible adult is going vegan.

Being an adult is basically figuring out what to cook with ground beef and chicken for the rest of your life.

I just saw something that said adulthood was “deciding what ethnicity to make the ground beef and chicken every night” which seems even more accurate 😂

@michaeljamesx4 @cenkuygur They use them every single day...

@cenkuygur If Israel has nukes, and they are the most evil dangerous nation on Earth, why haven't they used them??

The only reason we don't have peace with Iran now is because Trump keeps insisting on Israel's absurd maximalist demands. Israel, which already has nuclear weapons and is obviously the most belligerent and dangerous country in the Middle East, is demanding that Iran not even have a nuclear energy program. Who the fuck are they to demand anything when they're the world's biggest hypocrites on nuclear weapons? Especially when they STOLE THAT NUCLEAR TECHNOLOGY FROM US! Iran didn't steal our nuclear technology, Israel did!! Iran didn't start seven wars with their neighbors, Israel did. Why are we backing the country that is starting all the wars and making demands that they be the only regional superpower? Why is that our priority? Israel is also demanding that they control Iran's foreign policy and tell them who they can and can't associate with. No country on earth is going to agree to that. And Trump goes along with this ludicrous demand - and that's why we dont have a peace deal! How much longer are we going to bleed out for Israel? This is fucking insane. When this war picks back up, we are going to pay a huge price, especially economically. And all because our politicians work for a different country!! If you're not trying to free America from Israel's grip, you're just wasting your time with other bullshit that isn't relevant. WE HAVE TO CONTROL OUR OWN GOVERNMENT FIRST. THERE ISN'T ANY OTHER ISSUE THAN THAT, UNTIL WE GET OUR SOVEREIGNTY BACK.

@Karl_Cardona7 @cenkuygur Known by who? How do you "know" this? Let me guess... our government told you this?

@cenkuygur Iran is known as sponsoring terrror groups in the Middle East for 40 years, but you and Ana and other anti-Israel pundits don't ever seem to want to talk about the evils on the other side. It's always "Israel is evil!" with no mention of the crazed islamic fanatics at all.