Cr@ig
12.4K posts
Cr@ig
@Cratig
We're all stories in the end. 'Likes' are not endorsements, only acknowledgements
South West, England شامل ہوئے Ağustos 2011
2.2K فالونگ301 فالوورز
This person knows how to sausage roll
filthy Irish 🔃@IrishCumSlave
A fat 6 incher is better than a skinny 8 incher. Fact
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@bestinclassyt I had an OG that RROD, and it's warrenty replacement did too.
Third one was fine though.
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This was way more rare than people admit. Neither me, or any of my friends ever got the red ring.
Dave@GamewithDave
Nothing hurt more than this.
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I still don't understand what the purple one is used for 😭
can someone explain?
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@tom_watson He's never told his kids father christmas is real?
Never introduced the concept of the tooth fairy to them?
Everyone lies, some may be mundane and "fun", but don't go spouting bollocks.
Now, get your nose out of his arse and stop posting the wankfest "he's the messiah" trash
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@nocontextmemes here to ease the fear of people who see a bubble. it takes about a full line of air to kill you. don't worry about a bubble.
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@TiredActor It's like Alison is still right here, posting away on Twitter.
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Cr@ig ری ٹویٹ کیا
To make sure you meet at the right one, use the What3Swords app.
Tom Forth@thomasforth
This is surely a bad idea?
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how tf do you end up in the same situation twice???
DiscussingFilm@DiscussingFilm
‘FALL 2’ will release on August 7 in theaters.
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@MoistValgina What about for £5?
To be honest, don't think there's much I wouldn't do for 250k
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I'd send them a picture, a video, a letter with a wax seal stamped by my butthole, and my colonoscopy footage. Next question.
TAGGiiE@TAGGiiE
Would you send a picture of your butthole to someone for $250k ?
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I'm concerned about people's bladder control.
So you're telling me you can't be around flowing water without having to pee?
weather@dsxf234161
we all pee in the shower right
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Men get soooooo angry at me every time I tweet something like this, which becomes funny when you remember the “male loneliness epidemic”
Vivian@suchnerve
“Tips for flirting with guys?” Oh please it’s not hard. For example, if he has scalp hair that can be easily finger-styled: “Wait, the wind messed up your hair a bit. I could fix it for you!” If he consents, proceed with your fingers angled so your nails lightly scratch his scalp
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