America First Fury

Trump's ultimatum pulled back, missiles flying, civilians in Israel and especially Iran caught in the middle. Senate Dems still killing the bill to protect girls sports. Leaders play games, regular people pay. #AmericaFirst #SatireNews #1MinuteOfFury

Squirrels in London & Philly now gnawing on discarded vapes for the fruity flavors. Urban litter turns wildlife into junkies under progressive policies. Peak clown world from disposable culture. #AmericaFirst #SatireNews #30SecondsOfFury

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@bennyjohnson @nikitabier @RedPill_Phil Definitely agree

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@ZelenskyyUa Honestly I think it’s great you are struggling since you refuse to negotiate in good faith. The more land Russia can take while the United States is occupied with Iran the better.

Trump's ultimatum pulled back, missiles flying, civilians in Israel and especially Iran caught in the middle. Senate Dems still killing the bill to protect girls sports. Leaders play games, regular people pay. #AmericaFirst #SatireNews #1MinuteOfFury

@SenTedCruz You should all have to forfeit your salary for the time DHS employees are denied pay.

Due to the Democrat’s Shutdown, I’ve asked the Financial Clerk of the Senate to hold my salary. It’s not right for Members of Congress to be paid if the working men and women of DHS aren’t.

Iranian “shaheds” enhanced by Russia hit a church in Lviv – this is utterly perverse, and only the likes of Putin could take pleasure in it. In Ivano-Frankivsk, a maternity hospital was damaged. The scale of today’s attack strongly indicates that Russia has no intention of really ending this war. If we take into account that Russia is also helping the Iranian regime to carry out strikes across the region, the conclusion becomes self-evident: without additional and strong pressure on Russia, without significant Russian losses, those in Moscow will not develop any desire to back down from the war and somehow come to terms with peace again. Pressure is clearly lacking right now. On the contrary, there are signals encouraging Russia to continue what they have been doing for years, only increasing their aggressiveness. The fact that sanctions against Russia have been partially eased serves Russia’s interest to continue the war. The Russians will earn at least two billion dollars from the easing of sanctions in these weeks alone. This is dangerous for everyone.

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Fraudian slip...

@SouthernChick I’d be teleporting to Dubai to trade crypto tax free I think now that you say that.

@SatireNews I’d be teleporting to the casino! 😂

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@ZelenskyyUa I think you hold the cards in this. Just tell the United States to stop sharing intelligence with Ukraine. Don't be a hypocrite.

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There is growing evidence that the Russians continue to provide the Iranian regime with intelligence support. This is clearly destructive activity, and it must be stopped, as it only leads to further destabilization. All decent states are interested in guaranteeing security and preventing a larger crisis. Markets are already reacting negatively, and this is significantly complicating the fuel situation in many countries. By helping the Iranian regime stay afloat and strike more accurately, Russia is effectively prolonging the war. There must be a response.