FifthDonkey

There hasn’t been a school shooting in the UK for 10,000 days, since the 13th of March 1996. On that day, we decided that it didn’t matter how much you liked your guns, children’s lives were more important.

@ChrisRojas4081 @hubie0 @MephistoTabern1 @RebelATliance @LucZeph @1Quetzalcoatl1 @D_D_1983 @girmayyy @umfpt @megafant1 @ericlovesvinyl @GospelOBenjamin @1pckt @LannisterLeo @EdgeZeto @Paleoguy073 @_truthswordsa @daren_wedge @depth_ocean_ @themucusonkel @SecularSmurf @dirk_fasshauer @kester_lowers @CarusoLawLV @ax2n38 @NHoomans @OnlyaMoment3 @DeanoMartino1 @badgervindaloo @Infeterrence @dan_cameron99 @TakeThatDarwin @robburdack @StevenB45193461 @waiting4evidnce @Dwyertd @TimPieper7 @JorgeValenz1144 @QuayeRoyal @BrianNazarenus @hessenjunge76 Neither of them were christians, were they?

@hubie0 @MephistoTabern1 @RebelATliance @LucZeph @1Quetzalcoatl1 @D_D_1983 @girmayyy @umfpt @megafant1 @ericlovesvinyl @GospelOBenjamin @1pckt @LannisterLeo @EdgeZeto @FifthDonkey @Paleoguy073 @_truthswordsa @daren_wedge @depth_ocean_ @themucusonkel @SecularSmurf @dirk_fasshauer @kester_lowers @CarusoLawLV @ax2n38 @NHoomans @OnlyaMoment3 @DeanoMartino1 @badgervindaloo @Infeterrence @dan_cameron99 @TakeThatDarwin @robburdack @StevenB45193461 @waiting4evidnce @Dwyertd @TimPieper7 @JorgeValenz1144 @QuayeRoyal @BrianNazarenus @hessenjunge76 Well, Kind David did. And Solomon

@girmayyy @EdgeZeto @depth_ocean_ @LucZeph @RebelATliance @_truthswordsa @QuantumHawk666 @GospelOBenjamin @LannisterLeo @hubie0 @kester_lowers @Paleoguy073 @CarusoLawLV @ax2n38 @orna_verum @WatkinsFolly @themucusonkel @Chortling_Man @NHoomans @OnlyaMoment3 @SecularSmurf @DeanoMartino1 @badgervindaloo @ScientiaPercept @FifthDonkey @Infeterrence @dan_cameron99 @TakeThatDarwin @dirk_fasshauer @rkdoctr @robburdack @StevenB45193461 @waiting4evidnce @Dwyertd @1pckt @TimPieper7 @JorgeValenz1144 @QuayeRoyal @umfpt @BrianNazarenus @hessenjunge76 @jasonstonenola @D_D_1983 @Ihonestlydont19 @megafant1 @illmakelamb @HaircutSpock @lostpro65762288 @curtisdaddylove One doesn't need to read much to understand that it's just fairy tales.

@JaneOrrickMD @IanCopeland5 How was this not a lie?

@IanCopeland5 You a lie, bro.

Yep. That's the contrast. If you are anti-vaccine, you are, obligatorily: •Pro-disease •Pro-child death •Pro-extinction

@QuantumHawk666 @JaneOrrickMD I'm guessing there won't be an admission by @JaneOrrickMD she was wrong, just that everyone will b e dead in maybe 2035, or another time. Perhaps. Maybe.

@JaneOrrickMD how's this going quack 🦆 🦆 🦆

@ThePoke The true meaning of Christmas is... Eat until it hurts, then drink until nothing hurts anymore.

31 Christmas tweets to get you into the spirit of the season – or send your Bah! Humbug! levels through the roof. thepoke.com/2025/12/18/31-…

@mishtal @BBCNews 2015? The year 25 Israelis were killed and 192 Palestinians? The year after 2285 Palestinians were killed (and 84 Israelis)? Every year since 2000, the Palestinians have been killed in numbers that dwarf the Israeli deaths. israelpalestinetimeline.org/charts/

Dear @BBCNews You now argue “intifada” simply means a non-violent uprising. Yet in 2015, as Palestinians were murdering Israelis in the street, you asked whether this was a “new Palestinian Intifada”. If intifadas aren’t violent, then what did you mean? Asking for a friend.

@bmitori @joni_askola You can ignore the problem all you want, pretend it isn't happening. But the US has lost the world's respect, is seen as a clownshow. For the first time in 80 years it's not something nations aspire to or to emulate. Icing on the cake, the US economy is about to tank.

@FifthDonkey @joni_askola "backdoor kill switches". Where? Bye bye, UK military power. rusi.org/news-and-comme…

The United States should have no seat at the negotiating table

@bmitori @joni_askola The US has shown itself to be an unreliable ally, and is known to sell hardware with backdoor kill switches. If alternatives are available, we won't have to convince the others to shop elsewhere. You've already #lost. Bye bye, US military power. #losers

@FifthDonkey @joni_askola What percentage of 1.5% goes to NATO, and you're going to convince all 31 other countries to stop buying US equipment? NATO is the US gun club. Stay losing Europoor.

@bmitori @joni_askola I said NATO, not EU. You think 1.5% doesn't matter? You don't understand why #losing it screws the US. You also #lose the domestic jobs, manufacturing, local businesses the industry supports. Meanwhile that spending boosts our GDP. We're not the losers. You just don't know it.

@FifthDonkey @joni_askola Defense exports account for just 1.5% of US GDP, and obviously the EU are just one of many customers. South Korea, Philippines, Japan, Gulf states, etc. Europoors stay losing. aia-aerospace.org/news/american-…

@ScottWDickinson @anon_opin Shame it doesn't have a Burger King. On the other hand, it was the first motorway services in the UK to have a pub, but the town has so many excellent pubs no locals go there.

@FifthDonkey @anon_opin Beaconsfield Services is IMO one of the best services - not because it looks pretty but because it's packed with different choices for food.

Why does the north west section of the M25 have precisely zero service stations. I get it, it would be expensive to buy the land and build a service station in the busiest section of the busiest motorway in the country, but it would make a killing.

@ApoloJedi_ You're confusing indoctrination with education.

And yet evolutionists indoctrinate their children (and any others, who end up in public schools) into naturalism with absolute tyranny and complete eradication of dissenting views Why are children's beliefs important if the atheist view is true and we are just the result of purposeless blind pitiless indifferent natural forces?

@bmitori @joni_askola The US will be in serious economic difficulty when the rest of NATO stop buying their second rate military hardware. We'll all be very happy to start spending domestically instead. We've been propping up the US economy for too long. The US has been ripping us off for too long.

@joni_askola You'll do what you're told.

@zazzybritches He has to change the name. He doesn't understand why it's called that neither he or Hesgeth understand basic geometry.

I hope the Democrats have the good sense to change it back when they regain power. I hope they undo all of trump's fuck ups, or as many as possible.

I can't wait for the photo of #trump sucking #Clinton's cock to be released as part of the #epstein investigation trump ordered #Bondi to open targeting his political enemies to distract from his own perfidy. Bit of an own goal. #TrumpIsAPedoRapist #ReleaseTheTrumpEpsteinFiles

@GregTSargent @mtomasky They know what's coming out.

"When media allies such as Megyn Kelly publicly try to finesse the differences between having sex with a 5-year-old and having sex with a 15-year-old, that’s not a good sign." Good from @mtomasky noting this one really is different from all the others: newrepublic.com/post/203207/tr…

@anon_opin If they're sensible, they find a new woman before the separation/divorce. Although that may be a contributing factor...

Separated and divorced men often find another woman to live with quickly because they are in shock about how hard life is when they haven't got a wife doing everything for them. Divorced women usually find life easier without the extra load.

@fesshole Missed opportunity to send a sample and show HR what you really think of them.

HR at work wanted proof that I had the shits when I called in sick at work. So I sent them a photo of my watery shits. I mean, how else was I going to prove it?

@RonFilipkowski Presumably extra-marital sex. But the question is... How old were they?

Ken Paxton is leading in the GOP primary polls against Sen. John Cornyn. “In light of recent discoveries.”

@nooboleon @iamAtheistGirl Tell you what, Marcus, we don't take kindly to your unkind around here in civilisation. And I thought Croatia was a nice place. Not a hive of prejudice, hatred and bigotry.

@iamAtheistGirl We dont take kindly your kind around here in Croatia.

@RnaudBertrand The UK Government needs to wake up to the fact that the Israeli Government perpetrated an act of piracy against a UK Flagged vessel in international waters, kidnapping the crew and illegally appropriating the ship and its cargo.

France is finally starting to wake up after Israel kidnapped French MEP Rima Hassan. They're shouting: "Gaza, Gaza, Paris est avec toi" ("Gaza, Paris is with you")