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@rat_liker @ZainabSana2622 😂😂😂😂😂

@ZainabSana2622 Ending a pregnancy at 40 weeks is called inducing labor or having a c section. I've had two "late term abortions". They're both eating toast right now.

We must end abortion.💔🙏🏻😪

@DeathlyAcorn @PatrickLenton 😂😂

@PatrickLenton Unfortunately he's also qualified to talk about the UK thanks to the sequel

This is what the internet was invented for

@carfaceus @DoctorLemma Oooh that's pretty cool, thanks

@FlowzBC @DoctorLemma Allen & Ginter has been taking people from pop culture and making cards (base, autograph, and patches). They have some good hits. I also have patch cards from impractical jokers.

19 years ago, a high school basketball coach put his team manager into a game for the final four minutes. The kid had never played a single minute of competitive basketball in his life. He scored 20 points. Jason McElwain was diagnosed with severe autism at age two. He didn’t speak until he was five. He couldn’t chew solid food until he was six. He wore a nappy for most of his early childhood. As a baby, he was rigid, wouldn’t make eye contact, and hid in corners away from other children. He tried out for his school basketball team every year and got cut every time. Too small. Too slight. Barely 5’6 and about 54 kilograms. But he loved the game so much that his mum called the school and asked if there was any way he could be involved. The coach created a team manager role for him. For three years, McElwain showed up to every practice and every game. He wore a shirt and tie on match days. He ran drills, handed out water, kept stats, and cheered every basket like he’d scored it himself. On 15 February 2006, the last home game of his final school year, the coach let him suit up in a proper jersey and sit on the bench. With four minutes left and a comfortable lead, the coach sent him in. His first shot missed. His second missed. Then something shifted. He hit a three-pointer. Then another. Then another. His teammates stopped shooting entirely and just kept passing him the ball. He hit six three-pointers and a two-pointer. 20 points in four minutes. The highest scorer in the game. When the final buzzer went, the entire crowd rushed the court and lifted him onto their shoulders. His mum tapped the coach on the shoulder, in tears. “This is the nicest gift you could have ever given my son.” McElwain won the ESPY Award for Best Moment in Sports that year, beating out some of the biggest names in professional sport. He’s 36 now. He works at a local supermarket, coaches basketball, has run 17 marathons including five Boston Marathons, and travels the country speaking about never giving up. When asked about that night, his coach still gets emotional. “For him to come in and seize the moment like he did was certainly more than I ever expected. I was an emotional wreck.”

@carfaceus @DoctorLemma Wait hold on? Why is this a card, is it like a college ball series or something?

@DoctorLemma One of my untouchable cards

@1989healy The name of the horse was 1975 or something idk

@OsheaJacksonJr @FeloniousJTrump Well this is how I found out that the term mudshark exists

@FeloniousJTrump Wow that was mean.

Don’t know who they play for. I hope they win every game. Nothin but the mf hits

young jack black looks like that one dude in the back of class that knew a little too much about WWII

On the topic of "I can't believe that wasn't Jack Black", I can't believe this WAS Jack Black

@blunkyblonky I saw this, was hilarious!! There was a second one along the same lines as well!

I made a joke mocking treyvaud and Dublin zoo to an audience of literally nobody and some woman argued with grok in my replies for over an hour

@yeipicine Let's see the pic she took!

Mi mamá tomándome foto con mi cosplay antes de llevarme a la Expo Mac

@baronvongrimm @historyinmemes Super Pro

@historyinmemes Which side did “marrying my cousin” fall into?

Charles Darwin famously married his cousin after carefully weighing the decision with a handwritten pros-and-cons list. On the plus side, he noted the value of a “constant companion,” remarking she would be “better than a dog anyhow.” On the downside, he worried about a “terrible loss of time” and having “less money for books.”

@JamesBlunt You shit out tomatoes in the shape of corn?!?!

I have the same issue with tomatoes.

@MDcoach21 @Djoko_UTD Thanks for the context!!

@Djoko_UTD youtu.be/t3BH97I5Ur8?si… My favorite chris evert story was when Jim Rome kept calling Jim Everett “chris”

🚨 Crazy Fact : Chris Evert has been married three times. John Lloyd 🇬🇧 Andy Mill 🇺🇸 Greg Norman 🇦🇺 She is one French 🇫🇷 husband away from completing the career husband slam.

@banksbyhustle @Paul_2781 @Saraya I mean advocating for Tourette's sufferers isn't racist, what the guy said was mad but that's the condition, it should've been edited out of the broadcast

@Paul_2781 @Saraya And you’re still a racist bitch . Props to her thou . Learn from her , life is for progress not just accepting wtf happens to you racist bitch

Twitter is trash, but a highlight here is @Saraya and her posts about how she's smashing life. From training again to her sobriety and everything in between I'll never stop rooting for her, and I'm glad I got to tell her as much. As beautiful inside and she is on the outside

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@Canellelabelle @Melanated_Mona Terrible catch if you know religion. All Muslims celebrate Ramadan not all Christians celebrate Ash Wednesday

@Melanated_Mona lol, great catch. BP’s team is too busy leaking stories about Prince William and helping the rota write their “Royal books about William instead of making sure the King deliver messages that have better optics😏

"For all who observe it" "Wishing all Muslims in the UK and across the Commonwealth" Your Majesty, how about "For all the Christians and religious across the Commonwealth." Do you have a problem saying "Christians" or "Christianity" This message is not messaging, at all.

@woadismeRN Probably when they realised there are branches of Christianity that don't celebrate Ash Wednesday, who knows

When you decide to give up the word “Christian” for Lent.

@KoevoetTex Maybe because not all branches of Christianity observe Ash Wednesday...

Somehow missing the word - Christians .. I got a word for the royal family Abdicate Employment Get off Social welfare Pedos Andrew Fergie Etc etc

@Heeehooooo You do realise not all branches of Christianity observe Ash Wednesday right?

Very odd to see the Supreme Governor of the Church of England phrase Lent as something for "all who observe it" (without mentioning Christianity) whilst Ramadan is something for "all muslims"

If the Best Casting category at the Oscars had existed in 2021, Promising Young Woman absolutely could have easily won. The film weaponizes its casting by filling the ensemble with actors known for playing charming, “nice,” or trustworthy characters and placing them in the role of rapists, underscoring the uncomfortable truth that a rapist can be anyone. It’s a bold choice, but it truly never feels gimmicky. Rarely have I seen a movie that uses casting in such a considered way instead of simply picking well-known names for marketing purposes and it’s integral to the film’s entire point.