Gammadocious

only whitepill

doesn't seem right

@chyeaok he’s tecumseh shermanning before our eyes

Is JD Vance much skinnier now or am I crazy? Did the memes get to him

@bf_crane dont yoink my yurt

“Don’t yuck my yum” is a disgusting phrase, in both content and phonetics. Wielding vowels like a police baton

houston is under siege

@noahlt traveling zipper problem

this is what it looks like to traverse all the zip codes sequentially:

@Oilfield_Rando pillownacht

It’s wild how many boomers don’t realize their hard ass days are long gone and they’re one hard shove away from a broken hip

@Aryvyo @GarrettPetersen

this actually goes against the Chinese custom of 不要向一群军官和政客投掷烟雾弹, which is to not launch smoke grenades at a mound of officers and politicians

@Utter_Savagery @shagbark_hick yes; hopefully they mostly stay on facebook

@shagbark_hick "Patsy Sue Green" is a very specific type of American.

The degree to which complete strangers are now surveiling each other is unreal. 4 days ago, it was 39f, no wind. We parked 250' from the door to the meat store. The walk took 45 seconds. Our baby was in (light pink) thick wool tights. This random lady whips her phone out, snaps a picture, and lambastes us publicly online. She had no idea we were only walking 250 feet, nor that we were only outside for 45 seconds. She clearly couldn't tell that the baby was in light-pink tights, nor that they were thick wool. And she didn't know that our baby SWEATS when she naps, takes her hat off, and literally coos with joy when she finally gets to cool off. So we figured a 45-second cool-down was totally harmless. This lady disagreed. These days, you are always being watched and graded on your *perceived* conduct by parochial social media vigilantes armed with cameras. It's like the paparazzi but for normal people. Who knows what could come of this kind of thing? How easy is it to be misinterpreted in public? There is no grace, no chill -- the judgements are instant and damning. This is very common. I don't really care what the woman thinks about us, but I do understand why some young people are nervous to have kids. If you have kids, you'll be watched on an extremely granular level when in public -- and there will be photographic evidence for even the smallest perceived misjudgement.

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@BiancoDavinci meanwhile, most scientists are stuck with chainsmoking rats

i think this is the best scientist photograph i've ever seen.

@eigenrobot @paleonormie oh no, kings

finding out your aging parents are getting involved in political activism is i assume kind of like learning that your teenager has picked up a weed habit

going to japanese twitter like matthew perry and demanding their tweets

@karakara98 we may yet see it on japanese products before our own

My mom had a 1976 bicentennial commemorative glass Folgers instant coffee jar that we used throughout my childhood. The fact that we’re not seeing that kind of packaging from every consumer brand this year makes me sad.

what Barack Obama would say if you walked up to him in a video game and pressed A

@Prof_Kalkyl from finishing Dune to superchair panky in 15 seconds

Just learned about Ken Isaacs' "Superchair" (1967). Built-in book rest, shelves, lamp, drink tray, and a seat back that folds into a bed. A place for "inventive work and the individual search for peace of mind", as he put it. It was meant for people to build it themselves, hence the almost unfinished look. Blueprints were published in Popular Science in 1968.

@turisurumusuko added wizened sage to background; he wakes after you prove ready for the ultimate cast

御歳84歳の釣り友息してない可能性があるけど俺は釣りに集中する

@tekarin he returns each year; make sure to leave him a drummy

今「日本人はなぜかクリスマスにKFCのフライドチキンを食べたがって、何週間も前から予約してまでチキンを食べるんだよ」って言ったらアメリカの人はびっくりするかな

@alob_e x.com/stevensongs/st…

The nest has fallen

@MogTheUrbanite @NapoleonBonabot it doesnt even have to true; surprise us

日の出の国（日本）のすべての国民へ。もしあなたがアメリカにいて、野球帽をかぶった白人男性で、ピックアップトラックに乗っている人を見かけたら、 「私はライフルを撃ったことがありません」と一言言ってみてください。 彼はすぐにあなたを射撃場に連れて行ってくれます。

@Andr3jH good place to hide out

1 hour here equals 7 years on Earth