Mark Gallagher

@PenguinSix No need to go to the hospital if you're already dead

Saturday April 4, 2026. 1:50p.m. Outside of Walter Reed Military Medical Center. No Marine One. No motorcade. Roads open.

@ksorbs Imagine being so mad they canceled Hercules 40 years ago you turn into a nazi

Imagine sending death threats to a family trying to bury their child because the shooter was trans

@JDVance Did you take a comedy class from Elon Musk?

Watching Tammy Duckworth obsessively interrupt Marco Rubio during this hearing is like watching Forest Gump argue with Isaac Newton.

@RudyGiuliani I thought you died after you fell off that prostitute in new Hampshire

Jack Smith committed perjury over and over again and with regard to me for sure. I am requesting a transcript of my testimony and/or interview so I can conclusively rebut this notorious liar. Listen tonight at 8PM on X for the truth on AMERICA’S MAYOR LIVE.

@nicksortor Whoops. You put the comma in the wrong place "Keep fighting ICE, patriots!"

🚨 BREAKING: A US Appeals Court has LIFTED the restrictions on ICE using force against “protestors” in Minnesota The fact they were ever restricted against using force against people obstructing their operations is LUNACY Thank GOD for this. Keep fighting, ICE patriots! 🇺🇸

@nicksortor They should have punched you in the balls

I went into a Somali Walmart in Minneapolis to buy one item. Somali worker comes up to me, can’t speak English, but is seemingly demanding proof of purchase. I showed her proof on my phone, but she couldn’t read it She then tried to DETAIN me. So I left. The irony is UNREAL🤣

@Riley_Gaines_ This guy has a uterus. I know your mind is small, but you gotta find a way to wrap it around the basic reality that trans people exist

I fully support revoking the medical license of any doctor who says men can get pregnant. We're not talking about just a difference of opinion. It's the denial of biological reality that has real effects on the healthcare women receive.

@RealDeanCain @Princeton @SenTedCruz 2 guys who can't pass an ICE training test

With the great Senator from Texas and fellow ⁦@Princeton⁩ alum ⁦@SenTedCruz⁩ Always an honor, sir!

@PeteristheNewbl Magicians assistants are a thankless job

@priyaee_ Nice try, lady.

Idk all I got was Trump is innocent? lol

@SenFettermanPA You should have skipped the vote

Unfortunately, because of the shutdown vote, I was unable to attend last night. Since before 10/07 and after, I’ve been unapologetically proud to stand with Israel, the hostages and their families, and the Jewish community. I am deeply humbled to receive this profound award.

@mtaibbi Wow Matt i cant believe you would share a sick meme like this!

Dude, seriously?

@JDVance Its the colors or barbasol

Or maybe he was wearing the colors of America

Just yesterday, my oldest friend broke up with me. A different one. I’m now down to three or four friends from before 2022, when I shocked my liberal circle by joining The Free Press. It wasn’t lost on me that this happened within hours of the news of Charlie Kirk’s murder. If there was ever a time for coming together, it was now.  And yet here she was, telling me that she didn’t want to associate with me anymore because of who I am. When we discussed certain issues like Israel, she realized we actually weren’t that far apart. We both believe in a two state solution and want the war to end. And yet, she couldn’t knock her overwhelming suspicion that I was bad. She said it as kindly as possible but uninvited me from her wedding. There is something wrong in this country. What happened yesterday is not an aberration—it is who we are becoming. We are a nation that celebrated Luigi Mangione, Biden’s cancer diagnosis, and now the murder of Kirk.  If we keep heading down this road, we won’t need enemies abroad—we’ll destroy ourselves from within.

@BenGreenJeru @mehdirhasan @ryangrim @MazMHussain @DouglasKMurray @ComicDaveSmith Is every pro Israel person a full on psycho? I'm glad Americans have what it takes to shit on their own country all the time.

@mehdirhasan @ryangrim @MazMHussain @DouglasKMurray @ComicDaveSmith That’s awesome. Two of the finest writers of the modern age assisting Israel at the rabidly anti-Semitic UN. Thanks for highlighting the moral clarity of Douglas Murray and David Frum. Israel is lucky to have such eloquent and clear thinking people on our side. עם ישראל חי 🇮🇱

According to hacked emails obtained by @ryangrim and @MazMHussain, 'journalist' @DouglasKMurray was allegedly writing secret draft speeches for the Israeli ambassador to the UN while also pretending to be an independent 'journalist'. cc: @ComicDaveSmith dropsitenews.com/p/david-frum-d…

@MeghanMcCain Your father died for your sins

I watched the entire interview between Ezra Klein and Coates - and my takeaway is that Coates has no desire in any way to see republicans as humans or have any bipartisanship. It’s he who actually comes off as a hate monger. I also felt bad for Klein who just seems completely and utterly lost within his party.

@USAttyHabba Lowered into trash. Do you need anything else or am I free to go?

Flags were ordered to be lowered by the President of the United States. Lower. Your. Flags.

@JDVance The pushback on this proves something went down. He was definitely under anesthesia while they worked on his heart or something

If the media you consumed told you that Donald Trump was on his death bed because he didn't do a press conference for 3 days, imagine what else they're lying to you about.

@SeeClickFlash @jonkay @benandjerrys Probably best you lay off ice cream for a bit anyway

@jonkay I bought some ice cream this weekend. This is why I purposely did not buy @benandjerrys. They’re on Team Hamas.

Ben and Jerry’s in downtown Burlington, VT