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@moredonutplease @Levitybytalbot @YB_micheal I am only curious now after the noise was made after the Chelsea United game, usually I dont care about things like this

@Haqs555 @Levitybytalbot @YB_micheal care enough to ask though

Garnacho could’ve experienced this same brotherly love if he didn’t disrespect his teammates It is what it is

@Levitybytalbot @YB_micheal I watch games I don't know or really care about dressing room gossip regarding ex players

@Haqs555 @YB_micheal Did you start watching football yesterday?

@_TMB_0 @Zachary_10000 Definitely not inacurate by 4 tho

@Haqs555 @Zachary_10000 Transfermarkt assists are inaccurate

Ref?

@CCRelation62948 @theMadridZone @TeleFootball Mate Casemiro clears him what are you talking about

@theMadridZone @TeleFootball Yeah I would like too replace Sesko with Haaland since we just saying shit

🚨💣 BREAKING: Manchester United want Aurelien Tchouaméni to replace Casemiro. @TeleFootball

@AliceTalksFooty Alice is using AI now too? Game's gone

50 reasons why Bruno is the Premier League PFA POTS no debate (No. 47 is crazy)👇🏼 1. 18 assists and on track to equal/beat the record 2. Bruno Fernandes has won the most MOTM awards in the Premier League this season (18), followed by Rayan Cherki with 10 3. Played more than 50% of games Utd's deepest midfielder and still has 18 assists 4. Everyone expected #MUFC to finish 8th or below this season—he is a huge reason why they are third 5. Bruno Fernandes could be on about 25 assists already if United were more clinical 6. MOTM performances vs Man City, Liverpool and Chelsea 7. His biggest contender Rice did not step up and influence those big games like Bruno did 8. Bruno played deeper than Rice at the start of the season and his numbers still trump his 9. Gabriel, Rice, Saliba all class but no standout at Arsenal—fans split between which of the three deserve it 10. Bruno Fernandes is just the best individual player in the league 11. It is Premier League Player of the Season, so Man Utd not being in Europe has no impact on this 12. Despite being forced to play DM for half of the season and playing fewer games than other top players, Bruno is in the top 1% for the following stats: goal involvements 13. Top 1% assists 14. Top 1% chances created 15. Top 1% progressive passes 16. Declan Rice has 7 MOTM awards this season—less than half of Bruno 17. Most assists in the top five leagues: Bruno and Olise (18), and look at the way people speak about Olise 18. Bruno is the only player to create 100+ chances this season 19. Bruno’s assists have contributed to over 30% of Man Utd's goals this season—for context, KDB’s 20 assists only contributed to 19% of City's goals that season 20. That Bruno dummy on Calvin Bassey 21. That Bruno free kick vs Bournemouth 22. That Bruno assist vs Chelsea is something few players could do 23. In games where Man Utd were shocking (Newcastle away), Bruno was the only player who showed up trying to make things happen out of nowhere 24. His defensive work rate is insane 25. Arsenal may bottle the league and have not played great since the turn of the year 26. Olise’s 18 assists only contributed to 17% of Bayern's goals, while Bruno’s 18 assists = 31% of United’s goals—if Bruno had better attackers he would be on way higher numbers 27. Bruno's influence on Man Utd is higher than that of any player in the league 28. Bruno's vision, technical ability and passing range are clear of Rice 29. If Bruno was English, it would not even be a debate 30. Other 10s are struggling in the league as it is way more compact this season—Xavi, Wirtz, Palmer, Foden, Odegaard and Eze failing to have the same impact vs low blocks that Bruno does 31. Both KDB and Henry won POTS after reaching 20 assists, so if Bruno reaches 20 assists he has to 32. The league is lacking quality in the final third, and Bruno is clearly the best player in the league 33. Bruno is first in the league for xA 34. If you exclude set-pieces for Bruno Fernandes but include them for everybody else, he still has the most chances created in the Premier League this season (71) 35. 26 G+A in 30 PL games while playing almost 60% of the season in a double pivot is absolutely mental 36. Some games Bruno Fernandes drops back into CB when chasing games to pick up the ball and make things happen from deep 37. Every pass and good bit of work Man Utd does goes through Bruno 90% of the time 38. Bruno’s biggest competitor in Rice statistically does not top any charts like Bruno does 39. No midfielder in Premier League history has more Player of the Month awards than Bruno Fernandes (6) 40. No player other than Bruno has ever created 6+ chances in four successive appearances in the competition (he did that this season) 41. That Bruno performance vs Aston Villa 42. Bruno controls the tempo of Man Utd games 43. No Arsenal player has even won Player of the Month this season 44. Bruno has won POTM awards, Rice, Saliba and Gabriel have not this season 45. Bruno has created nearly double the amount of chances as anyone else in the league 46. KDB managed 23 goal contributions in total in 21/22 and won the PFA Player of the Year award—Bruno is already on 26 and has played deeper 47. No player has created 5+ chances in more than three games this season, Bruno has done it in 14 games 48. That Bruno pass to Cunha vs Aston Villa 49. Insane set-piece deliveries 50. Most key passes per 90 in the league

@SaeedTV_ He was meant to be Casemiro's replacement at Madrid, he's not a 1/10 of the player that Cas is so why would we take him.

Aurelien Tchouameni. Yes or no Man Utd fans? 👀

@xTyySzn Am I the only one who's already bored of seeing this guy's clips all over my timeline

Bruno assist record...

@lifeoftasin These are decent clips I dont get it

Down syndrome hype

@omegabyte07 @Fazerus_ @Erikfzf Nah it triggers instantly, only way to not trigger it is to pearl into the portal in newer versions. Impossible in 1.16 afaik.

@Fazerus_ @Erikfzf Maybe he managed to fill in the portal while never going in it (ocean exposed for example) then when he jumped in, he wasnt in there long enough for the advancement trigger idk

THE GREATEST RANKED MATCH . PERFORMED BY YOURS TRULY .

@dowophin whats the infume incident

and up we go, new peak elo by 56, new best winstreak of 10 and no longer a fake netherite 🙏 I wonder if the Infume incident actually triggered something in my brain to play better

@okCobalt whose video is that in the first clip?

yet more evidence proving that Nerdi is just as good if not better at mcsr than Flowbee

@Krinios @grok @LewisFulham @feinberg_mc please explain

new tnt exploit discovered (iron 2 only)

@eurofootcom 6 Draws is the same as 4 losses btw. This 'unbeaten' bs gotta go.

🔵⚪️ Cesc Fabregas' Como side are UNBEATEN in 12 matches! 🤩⚡️ ⚖️ 1-1 draw vs Genoa ✅ 2-1 win vs Fiorentina ✅ 3-0 win vs Sassuolo ⚖️ 1-1 draw vs Cremonese ⚖️ 1-1 draw vs Atalanta ✅ 2-0 win vs Juventus ⚖️ 0-0 draw vs Parma ✅ 3-1 win vs Hellas Verona ⚖️ 0-0 draw vs Napoli ⚖️ 0-0 draw vs Cagliari ✅ 5-1 win vs Torino ✅ 2-0 win vs Sassuolo Next 2 matches for Como: Inter (A) and Roma (A).

@mufcMPB And how did that work out for them?

🚨🎥 Athletic Bilbao have posted this video on TikTok and captioned it “Welcome to San Mamés, welcome to hell.” #MUFC

@FabrizioRomano @Globe_Soccer Why is Rodrygo spanish?

Best Player Nominees at Globe Soccer ✨ Who’d you vote for? 🗳️

@AlternativeMUFC You're so delusional if it took you this long to know he's not the guy to take United where United should be. The writing was on the wall the entirity of last season mate.

The writing is on the wall, we've been here many times before over the last 10 years. I've always defended this Ten Hag team from the argument of them 'throwing the towel in' and 'not playing for the manager'. Even the shitshow that was the end of last season ... I still didn't feel like the team was up to it's usual tricks of just simply not playing. After today, that optimism and defiance is in the bin. Today's performance could have been under Moyes, LVG, Jose, Ole or even Rangnick, and we wouldn't have been able to tell the difference. It was that shite and that relatable to every manager we've had who has unfortunately ended up playing their way in to an inevitable sacking. Pathetic, spineless, lazy, uninspiring and defeated from the start. Recency bias shouldn't be underestimated but I do honestly believe that this was our worst overall performance in a very, very long time. Considering we've lost 4-0 to Palace, 3-0 to Bournemouth, threw a 3-0 lead away to Coventry and have been pummeled 7-0 to Liverpool in recent memory, that's quite a fucking statement. He's had 5 transfer windows now and this is very much his team. The cup saved him last season with the league finish being swept under the carpet. I backed him and wanted to give him time due to the structure/injuries/general habit of restarting the manager merry-go-round. 6 games in to a new league season and it's as bad as it's ever been. We've lost 8 of our last 20 home league games and our away form isn't much better, or is it worse? I have no idea at this point and I don't have the energy to look it up. Porto away next, followed by Villa away. I just can't see the light at the end of the tunnel. I've never called for a manager to be booted and I won't start now, but I'm not naive and ignorant enough to acknowledge that it's looking like he's not going to be in a position to turn this around and take us to where we are aiming to be. I'm as miserable tonight as I have been in many a year. Fuck this, I'm having another beer.

@Floyd84729079 @mufcMPB These are the sort of deluded fans that make the board think that we want ETH in the job, absolute rubbish they were better for the whole game and we played our best football for 10-15 minutes when were down to 10 men.

@mufcMPB we had 10 men for most of the game, what are you expecting??

@Solo9ii Just 100% lies, Essam Al Shawali was the commentator last night and he never once mispronounced Gundogan's name. Not in that game or any other, neither have any other arabic commentators I've watched since 2013.