Duane Wilson 🤷‍♂️

I forgot to include scattered earthquakes in today’s weather rating. My bad.

@vercel_support You need a way to report accounts for using your service for phishing. TY

@TeenVogue is there a magazine subscription option? Looking to send a gift ;)

@AmtrakNECAlerts It’s currently stopped 2 min after leaving and the cars are filled with exhaust. We can’t breathe and no one is opening the doors. L

UPDATE: As of 8:52pm ET, Train 147 has departed Washington (WAS) and is currently operating approximately 3 hours and 45 minutes late.

@AmtrakNECAlerts Why is this train still at the DC station. We’re hours and hours late, no updates. Help!!

CORRECTION: As of 7:55pm ET, Train 147 remains stopped at Washington (WAS) due to equipment issues. Updates to follow as more information becomes available.

No Labels’ own maps show them winning swing states OR, TX, FL, & DE. Yes, Delaware, Joe Biden’s home... Their third-party mystery candidate has no chance of winning the presidency, but they know they can steal the race from Biden & secure a win for Trump.

I took 1 star reviews of #Barbie from furious men on letterboxd and put them on the posters because it makes the film seem ever cooler.

Lancaster, CA transformed its downtown in just 8 months by redesigning it's main street from a mini-highway to a tree-lined boulevard. For the cost of just $11.5M, the project has generated $273M in economic output since 2010, creating 800 jobs, and nearly doubling tax revenue!

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@darrenmarble Shame? Know two “respected” VCs who never closed their funds and years later still have no capital to deploy yet are still referred to as investors … too ashamed to admit they didn’t close + it went on too long & now they can’t admit retroactive failure 🤷‍♂️

What are the key reasons people pretend to be VCs or investors when they don’t actually deploy capital? 🤔

#Investor #VC Twitter... what's a standard vesting schedule for a founder these days? Starting immediately and monthly vesting over 3-4 years?

@CBSSunday @JimGaffigan My wife just asked me if I sold this dialog to you… apparently I completely agree 😂

It's summer, a time to relax. So, why is everyone intent on making plans, for trips far away from home? Comedian @JimGaffigan, who likes to avoid stress, questions the logic of this. cbsn.ws/3O6aNIb

This is the way 🙌

@DTCNewsletter @elonmusk Here’s hoping Alex Spiro made an absolute fortune for agreeing to sign this massively idiotic notice. Perhaps his last paying gig even… 🤦‍♂️

🚨BREAKING NEWS: TWITTER TO SUE META @elonmusk’s lawyer Alex Spiro sent a letter to Mark Zuckerberg threatening legal action, claiming that Meta hired former Twitter employees to create a clone.

you know who you are and i hate you

Happy Independence Day from your friends at the U.S. Digital Service! As you celebrate today, remember the rich history that unites us and the shared vision that propels us toward a brighter tomorrow. Cue the fireworks, Mollie. 🎇 #4thofJuly #IndependenceDay

The last time Apple crossed a $3T market cap, I wrote such a dumb tweet that it became material for business news articles.

Innovation and TikTok #marketoon marketoonist.com/2023/06/innova… via @tomfishburne 😂

I'm looking for a Startup Attorney Needs: general business, partner operating agreements, user contracts + general help with forming ventures for a startup studio model. CA focused working with/building ecommerce, fintech and govtech companies. Hit me up if you can help

@anothercohen Alexa, or Siri depending on your home automation needs

Tweeting again since I forgot to mention baby #2 is a girl. Wife and I are struggling to come up with a name. Drop some ideas below 👇