Surely You're Joking...

@UKLabour Lolz

We’ve been clear from the start.

Resign you utter shit of a man.

Labour is bringing workers’ rights into the modern age. Reform would drag Britain backwards. mirror.co.uk/news/politics/…

@juneslater17 They're out in force..especially ahead of these elections. I have a few responses equal to their childishness. For example..

I have 251,000 followers on TwitterX. I used to love it . I still enjoy ripping politicians a new one 😉 Generally l leave the ones on the Right alone. I may well see their flaws but they pretty much want many of the things that I do. So I don't engage. Where it's become unenjoyable, After I make a post on my own page ...the viciousness of the right completely outweighs attacks from the left. I've made it clear where my support lies and I've shared my reasoning many times. It's all pretty practical stuff Yet those who support other much more recent parties think it's ok to come on the thread insult my intelligence and claim my support is because of some bonkers crush on Nigel Farage. 🙄 I haven't had a crush on anyone since the 5th form when I drooled over Donny Osmond and stuck a photo of his face on my mate's head so she could pretend to be him mining to Puppy Love. It was a complete disaster as she started hyperventilating cause I'd stuck it on too tight and she couldn't get any air in . It was as I was sellotaping Donny's lips back together so I could still use the photo on my wall as a pun up, that I realised it was probably better to concentrate my efforts on local boys rather than Donny. I was keen, but I didn't join The Mormons. I see it like this .. I'm in a war and I need to be around plenty of soldiers and weaponry, who's got the most? Who's made the most progress? Who actually has a chance ? Who's got some experience? The others may make really good tweets and possibly get amplified by favourable algorithms but that doesn't turn into seats. Seats come from people chucking their hat in the ring and daring to stand as a candidate. This is a hard slog. These council elections are showing how difficult that job is. Reform are currently vetting 5000.. How many has your team got ? I never tell you who to vote for I just tell you what I'm doing and how my chosen team are doing so far .. That's it ..so there no need to call me a moron or a fool or twist what I say .. I don't go in your page and do it to you . I only retaliate if you come on my thread.. As far as crushes and being a fan girl are concerned ... I can assure you as I rub magnesium on my knees at night, Take my keep me alive supplements, do my stretches then I can unfold slightly better than a Blackpool deckchair I'm not the slightest but interested in anything but the political outcome for this country. .

@TheGriftReport He also wants kids to have drugs.

Green Party co-leader Zack Polanski wants to slash Britain’s motorway speed limit to just 55mph. The plan also includes hiking fuel tax, slashing parking spaces and forcing drivers to re-sit their test every five years. Greens say it will save fuel, cut accidents and make people switch to buses and trains. Tories slam it as “out of touch madness” and a full-blown war on motorists. This guy hasn't a clue has he?

Sadiq Khan is their boss The buck stops with him.

I’ve just seen this story. I believe we should have capital punishment for these crimes. MONSTERS

@patriots777888 @CherylFurlong10 Can't do this anymoe. So few can be bothered to follow back. Take me off your list please. x

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@Berniewtf @CarolynLau49018 @atensnut What a horrible racist thing to say. Go away.

@atensnut Not one Black actor?

Who was most handsome back then! Me: Mel Gibson

@atensnut Andy Garcia.

@Waterford212 @BenGrahamUK Yup, but that's not their mandate, of course.

@BenGrahamUK @Howl_Sarah They could have used the money to put towards one of these 😐

£48,174. That’s how much Hounslow Council spent on a single rainbow crossing, the most expensive in England. Meanwhile, councils claim they’re struggling to fund basic services. Is this a justified expense, or a complete waste of taxpayer money?

@JackWDart Jack Dart thinks women don't matter. I live in London. I'm a woman and it's VERY UNSAFE for us. I'm going to write it again. LONDON IS VERY UNSAFE. VERY. Is that clear, Jack?

85% of Reform UK voters think London is unsafe. 63% of people who actually live here say it is safe. That gap was created deliberately. The dystopia is a lie. #London #ReformUK #Farage #Politics

Coming tomorrow on YouTube The Top 10 Reasons he needs to resign!

@DzCr334977 People need to follow back or this thing doesn't work.

Make sure we all connect 🤝🩵🇬🇧

@JessfromW Good morning Jess. Off to see the boat race today. Strange that so many people gather in one place for a glimpse of what goes by so quickly. Not like you can see the whole thing. (I am that idiot) 😄 Xx

Morning. Wouldn't this be great. 😂

@whitehead1_j Good morning John. ☕️ Xx

Good morning all! ☕️☀️ Enjoy your day 😊 xx