Chandra 🌟

@bonifacejoseph_ Mpenzi wa 50k anapatikan wap?

My Bills per month Kodi - 80K Umeme - 25K Maji - Bure Usafiri - 150K Wi-fi - 70K Azam TV - 28K Chakula - 300K Mpenzi & wazazi - 100K. Jumla - 753,000/= 🥲

@_Kuntadero Walk in dark ndo wajue hata we uko job

Kumulika usiku ukitembea ni kujipiga tu own goal😂😂

@Sativa255 Vyakula gani vya kupiga chini ila tunavifagilia?

Nilichelewa sana kujua namna ya kula "healthy" Nawatamania sana waliojua ishu za diet kitambo na wanaziishi kama sehemu ya maisha yao. Huu mwaka nimewekeza kwenye AFYA yangu-moja ya kitu nilianza nacho ni DIET yangu izingatie Heathy na kupiga tizi back to back. KILO 11 zimepotea mpaka sasa. Hii ni challenge ya mwaka mzima MUNGU akinipa kibari. 🙏

@DalawidaEmanuel Kuna kipindi nilifikia almost 4x ya expenses zang binafsi per month, dah💔

Issue ya kuwa na manzi tunakoelekea itakuwa sio lazima, imagine una manzi ana mahitaji kinoma kama kilema.

@mathsrick_ 2²³(1+1)=2²³(2)=2²³.2¹=2²⁴=(2)³(²*⁴)=8^8

Choose the correct answer

@QuayeRoyal @Thebigsoll You're attacking instead of saying facts, lol

@Thebigsoll You are a silly and ignorant person. The universe has trillions and trillions of stars and planets in it. Our planet is just one of those. It is the result of the universe rolling a dice trillions of times, it is the result of billions of years of the evolution of matter.

I can’t imagine I once believed in “the big bang theory”. No random bang is creating this.

@Digitalbarister @Afc_saks1 @EduardoHagn 😂😂

@Afc_saks1 @EduardoHagn Why would you want our gaffer gone

If Arteta doesn’t win the Premier League or the Champions League, he CANNOT continue next season.

@astropics So you can get all seasons in a single day? That's wild

A day on Venus lasts 243 Earth days A year on Venus lasts 225 Earth days

@AlexKabona @EsirEid Hii imeanzia wapi?

@EsirEid Hapana, angalia muktadha aliolinganishwa nao. Persecution. Sio Ukuu wake

#TajiriLaKihaya Ikiwa dini yako inamlinganisha mtu mwenye ubinafsi uliopitiliza, mlaghai na mnyanyasaji wa kingono wa watoto… NA YESU, basi unahitaji dini mpya.

@mkemi4mkUu Naona aibu mm

“Basi wajukuu zangu kipindi hicho fisadi haendi jela ni anatajwa jina lake tu anaanza kuona aibu hadi anakufa”

@KwadwoKyeremehT @elliot_solution You are cutting corners, stay on lane

@elliot_solution They have systematically downplayed the 94 million deaths as a footnote of history, whiles only talking about theirs (6 million)

The most violent century in human history was the 20th century. The two deadliest conflicts ever were World War 1 and World War 2. Neither was fought in the name of religion. Stalin was atheist. Killed 20 million. Mao was atheist. Killed 45 million. Hitler was not motivated by religion. Killed 6 million Jews. The problem was never religion. The problem has always been power and the humans who want it. Religion is just one of the tools they use. Take it away and they will find another.

@HecheJohn Huyu Baba namuonea Huruma sana, lakini nikiiangalia kesho anayoipigania najipa Moyo na kusema "napaswa kumuunga mkono".

KUTOKA KATIKATI YA KUTA ZA MAGEREZA UKONGA, ANAANDIKA TUNDU ATIPHAS LISU: Mwaka 1988 mto Vaal huko Free State ulifurika na kujaza bwawa kubwa la kuzalisha umeme la Vaal Dam. Bwawa likazidiwa maji na kutapika. Sehemu kubwa ya maji yakaenda kuathiri mashamba ya makaburu huko Free State na Gauteng. Nyumba za wakulima wa kizungu zikabomoka, na vifo 11 vikaripotiwa. Wakati huo kulikuwa na mapambano makali ya watu weusi kudai uhuru kutoka kwa makaburu. Baada ya makaburu kupata majanga hayo ya mafuriko, maelfu ya watu weusi walishangilia mitaani na wengine wakifanya sherehe kama ishara ya kushukuru "miungu" yao kwa kuwalipia kisasi. Rais Pieter Willem Botha, mmoja wa Marais katili mno wa Kikaburu, akalaani kitendo cha Waafrika kushangilia vifo vya makaburu. Huyu ni yule aliyewahi kusema Waafrika hawana akili za kujitawala, wanapaswa kutawaliwa milele. Baada ya mafuriko hayo P.W Botha akasema serikali yake haitawavumilia walioshangilia vifo vya makaburu kwa sababu huo si ubinadamu. Aliyekuwa Katibu Mkuu wa chama cha ANC, Walter Sisulu, akamjibu P.W Botha kwa maneno ambayo yanaishi hadi leo. Sisulu alisema: "Kama makaburu hawaumizwi na vifo vya watu weusi, wasitegemee kwamba weusi wataumizwa na vifo vyao. Weusi wameuawa kinyama na makaburu, na wengine hawakupewa hata heshima ya kuzikwa; walifukiwa kwenye makaburi ya halaiki kama wanyama. Leo, makaburu wakifa wanataka weusi waomboleze? Huku ni kujipa haki kubwa kuliko hata malaika. Hamuwezi kuua watu weusi, muwafukie kama mizoga, halafu mkifa nyie mnataka watu haohao wasikitike. Binadamu ni yule yule, awe mwenye ngozi nyeusi au nyeupe. Kama wewe kaburu unaumizwa na kifo cha kaburu mwenzako; unapaswa kuumizwa na kifo cha mtu mweusi pia. Kuwa mweupe au kuwa na madaraka hakukufanyi kuwa binadamu kuliko wengine. Utu wetu haupo kwenye rangi za ngozi zetu wala vyeo vyetu.”

@Kirungu_ @prossoff 😅😅🙌

@ItsMatemu @prossoff Qmmk kweli yaani,unalomba Bar Maid,kimoyomoyo unajisemea huyu napiga mara mbili nasepa sitaki mazoea. Ila baada ya hapo sasa kazi unaanza kuielewa mpaka unatamani uipost! Hata uambiwe mtu fulani anakula,unaumia na kuwa na wivu qmmk utadhani unaoa.

DEMU KAMA ANAFANYA KAZI HIZI KUWA MAKINI NAE. 1. Anauza duka la mtu. 2. Migahawani na mahotelini. 3. Bar maid. 4. Muhudumu wa Guest house/Lodge. 5. Muigizaji. 6. Mnenguaji. 7. Saloon za kiume. 8. Muhudumu wa magari. 9. Agent stendi. 10. Mtembeza mboga + matunda. Hiyo ni aina ya ladies among other ambao wapo subjected ma wanaume aina mbali mbali. Wanakutana na watu ambao wanazo hela zilishakosa kazi where as kazi yake inabaki ni kurutubisha mbong'o. Huyo kama hana akili binafsi ni ngumu na wengi ni single moms katoto kako kwa bibi.😁

@256Rootyherman Does WhatsApp use time that way?

1. Switch off data 2. Send her messages via WhatsApp 3. “Honey, your MM number please” 4. Be off whole day 5. Data on, messages sent 6. Share yo screenshot (time stamp),accuse her of not responding in time yet u had her money 🥹 7. Tell her next time better

@mshishi00 @Fefe_doll 😅😅🙌

@Fefe_doll mwenye bikra

Kati ya msichana aliyesimama wakati huna chochote na msichana aliyekusaidia kuwa mtu fulani, utamuoa nani? Nasoma comments

@cooler1134180 @prossoff Kalogwa huyo

@ItsMatemu @prossoff Nikukosa madem au..?

Niliwasimulia kuhusu huyu mwanangu aliekuta mkewake ni ameathirika wakati yeye hana then akaendelea kuishi nae. Mnakumbuka? Mwamba hii kitu imemtokea sijajua kama kaukwaa tayari au niaje. Alikaa kitandani siku tatu bila kuinuka. Anachoma sindano yanakauka kauka.

@BingwaIK @Kenny37022462 @prossoff Aaah, hii imekaa kitaalamu sasa

@ItsMatemu @Kenny37022462 @prossoff Yawezekana ndio sababu lakini sio issue ya ku_entertain kwa kuwa maambukizi sio lazima michubuko. Maji maji ya sehemu za siri tu yana virusi tayari halafu yawezekana bahati yake ni kuwa muhusika anaweza kuwa anatumia dawa vizuri

@cooler1134180 @prossoff Watu wamelogwa walai😅😅🙌

@prossoff Yani ukae na dem mwenye HIV..?

@BingwaIK @Kenny37022462 @prossoff Hivi kama hamna michubuko pia maambukizi si hayawi? Kuna jamaa nilisikiag alitumia mafut ya kula mengi kama lubricant kwa mwathirika, hakuathirika harakharak nikahis hakukuw na msuguano/michubuko

@Kenny37022462 @prossoff Inapunguza kasi ya kuambukiza sio 100% haambukizi. Ko itategemea level ya exposure utayokuwa nayo