John Slade

@danwootton He's so in love with Islam, that the Chief Rabbi and British Jews consider him "mensch". You and your followers are clueless knobheads desperate to stir up trouble.

King Charles is wrong to refuse to issue an Easter statement this year. His sympathy for Islamism is impacting his religious role as Head of the Church of England and Defender of the Faith. No wonder one of Trump's closest allies has described him as the "Muslim Monarch"...

@InFearOfKeir @sitdoonweeman @orthaheel1 @revpaulwhite And you know this because you know lots of priests and asked them all yes?

@JFSlade13 @sitdoonweeman @orthaheel1 @revpaulwhite Absolutely not. No. They don't worry.

As a priest, who has celebrated Holy Communion twice today and is departing for a Cistercian monastery tomorrow, can I just say that this 'Easter Egg rage' is nonsense. If you care that much, get yourself to church, and then perhaps you will realise that our faith is not based on confectionary or its packaging.

@InFearOfKeir @sitdoonweeman @orthaheel1 @revpaulwhite I think you'll find most if not all priests of Christian persuasion will head off on retreat at some point. You all mention food prices going up. Given the average salary of a priest, do you think they don't worry as well?

@sitdoonweeman @orthaheel1 @revpaulwhite He doesn't have a congregation if he's swanning off for a retreat ... must be all too much for him having everything provided, while it constituents are worrying about the threat of war and food price is going up every day. I'm sure he won't be missed.

@LucyTCWife @TiceRichard @McivorJaymey @BethRigby Maybe Farage should have put all the leaflets in a place and set fire to the evidence. Do you know anyone who could have done that for him?

@TiceRichard @McivorJaymey @BethRigby No, no,no!! 🤣🤣 More people need to put these MSM journalists in their place.

Nigel Farage corrects the incorrect @BethRigby on council taxes The MSM cannot deal with Reform’s success

@GalsonHM @ManUtd @mum_sc Christmas Carol Service organised annually. Half the priests of the Salford Diocese have/had season tickets. Christian chaplain on staff. What exactly do you want?

@ManUtd @mum_sc You are a disgrace. You spit on your country's heritage, you spit in British people' faces. You are an ENGLISH club. I**am is NOT ENGLISH religion. It's hostile, violent and not European. Did you host Christmas or Easter prayer? Shame on you. Hope you get relegated.

Old Trafford proudly hosted Iftar on Tuesday, in collaboration with @MUM_SC ☪️❤️

@KJ1981ya @BasilTheGreat Or to put it a more accurate way, Johnson resigned because his own party finally couldn't trust him due to his lies, Sunak lost an election and Truss was over-promoted when she became an MP never mind a Prime Minister. So far out of her depth she needed a periscope.

@BasilTheGreat The amount of scandals surrounding this man is ridiculous Boris Johnston resigned over cake Sunak resigned Liz Truss resigned Yet this fucking guy is still in power...why?!?!?

🚨WOW. NEW LEGAL DOCUMENTS PROVES KEIR STARMER HAS BEEN LYING TO EVERYONE He's been caught AGAIN. Newly unearthed legal docs by the Telegraph PROVE Keir Starmer DIRECTLY ADVOCATED that British troops be investigated This man is a monster

@ManUtd @PatrickDorgu13 Dorgie Best

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@VictoriaCoren @BBCTwo Any chance of a Michael Portillo programme being on afterwards?

At last, the end is in sight! #OnlyConnect reaches its grand final tonight 🥁 🥁 🥁. Two lovely teams, the Pitchers and the 5Ks, wheel out all their brilliance in the attempt to become this year’s champions. 8pm @BBCTwo

@haveigotnews try being less of a greedy bastard.

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@PaulSkallas Elect someone who can't keep his knob in his pants End up getting screwed

elect a real estate developer as president end up getting new real estate

@Phil_Challoner @martynziegler @clarebalding @TimHenmanNet @NickKyrgios @BBCSport @GregRusedski1 So in other words, pronounce his name wrongly?

@martynziegler Stop with the Daffy Duck 'Alcaraaathhh' pronunciation and say it as most British people would with a 'z' ... that would be a start! 😂@clarebalding @TimHenmanNet @NickKyrgios @BBCSport @GregRusedski1

Exclusive: BBC to hold on to Wimbledon TV rights - but will be told to revamp stale, outdated coverage. thetimes.com/article/06cd35…

@I_amMukhtar As a Man United fan, it's like watching city play Liverpool and praying they both lose with 6 men sent off each.

Dan Wootton and Isabel Oakeshott are beefing. Sit back, relax, and let them fight.

@haveigotnews attacking Trump

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@PaamanuelUtd_ Clearly not meant for Rooney and not a patch on Cantona's v Spurs in 1993.

🚨 BREAKING: Ronaldo’s assist vs Aston Villa has been voted as the greatest assist in Football history [Goals]

@GoldsteinBlum @be_Zanazar @dougtheH @1000xSolid @BoLoudon Not interested in Maths? Just made-up economics. You claim you're a journalist. Surely, you should be interested in facts.

@be_Zanazar @dougtheH @1000xSolid @BoLoudon I'm not interested in mathematics, I'm interested in economics. A drug that Americans previously paid $750 for now costs only $16, thanks to Trump. That's fantastic, and no hater can deny his success.

🚨BREAKING: President Trump just announced Drug Prices are set to come down 400, 500, and 600 PERCENT. "Drug prices are going to be down 400, 500, 600%... We've done something nobody's been able to do." Best President EVER! Follow: @BoLoudon

@iamtomskinner What verification? You had an email from someone claiming to be a BBC exec. Tweeting as the first person to reach the South Pole (anonymously of course), I think you're talking bollocks here and ruining the good will people had for you since the Back to the Future films.

As most of you will have seen in the papers, I won’t be at the final of Strictly Come Dancing tonight. First thing I wanna say is this…. I spoke with my lovely dance partner, Amy Dowden to make sure she was okay with me not attending. She’s a good person and a good friend now, I’d never let her down. When I got given the opportunity to do Strictly back in April, I was buzzing. Not because I can dance…. I can’t. But because i really wanted to test myself and Learn something completely out of my comfort zone. On the night I left the show, I received an anonymous email claiming to be from a BBC exec with stats, saying I’d received far more votes than it appeared and it wasn’t right. I’ve since had the email independently verified. That same email mentioned the BBC was very angry an nervous simply because I had met JD Vance (USA VICE PRESIDENT). Let me be clear, I’m not a political bloke. Never have been. I just love my country and am patriotic. I’ve been made out by the press to be this political figure. If anyone was to get an opportunity like what I did, they would have taken it. I still think it is mad that a man like me who sells mattresses out of a van can call someone that senior in the world’s politics a friend now. I have asked to see the official voting figures to back up the ones I was sent in the email but was told they couldn’t be shown to me. And have never been shown in the history of the show. I have spoke about the email I had received to senior people and the BBC welfare team, who btw I genuinely respect. And they was the ones who advised me to get legal advice because of how unfair it all was. (This was not my idea) There were also smaller things that added to the feeling. Everyone received a welcome gift on the show….. skincare bits, face masks, that sort of thing. Mine was the only one that “Got Stolen” apparently. On its own, it’s nothing…. but added to everything else, it felt strange. I have been made out to be someone I actually am not simply because I took part in this show. The views were formed from media stories over the summer that simply wasn’t true or exaggerated. It ain’t fair what has happened to me and my family. I also want to say this carefully. After receiving this information and having it verified, a very senior BBC figure has since resigned. I’m not saying that had anything to do with me, but it did feel bizarre. Also the main hosts stepped down the following week. Again, I’m not saying it has anything to do with me. It’s just all very coincidental. I’m just being honest. I didn’t want any of this in the press either. A lot of what’s been written has been exaggerated or untrue about me and I’ve found it hard to take in over the past few months. This is my life, and it’s not nice what has been said about me if I’m honest. What I do find strange is that after a private Zoom call with BBC executives on Wednesday night about going forward, this was national news by Thursday morning. That tells me there’s been a leak. Because it ain’t come from me to be in the press. (It might be from the same person who sent me the email🤔) …..I didn’t want this to be national news, in fact I didn’t want any of this. But now I’m writing a statement so people know the truth as to why I’m not attending, I don’t want people thinking I am bitter when I ain’t. I don’t want more stories being wrote that ain’t true. I’m not kicking off for attention. I’m not saying I should’ve won either. I was rubbish at dancing😂 we all know that. But love me or hate me you do have to appreciate the massive following I have, I can’t even walk into the local Tesco without getting stopped for selfies. I just believe in fairness and respect. I wish every dancer tonight the very best. They’ve worked their socks off and they deserve their moment. As for me I’ve got fish to sell on my stall and a family I love more than anything. Thank you for the love as Always. Bosh❤️

@GBNEWS @beverleyturner And of course, when Adolf Hitler said he was going to invade Poland, he meant that he was going to invade it with lots of holidaymakers pumping millions of zlotys into the Polish economy. For an ex-Holy Cross student, you're incredibly stupid.

'I suspect he meant she was being greedy with her questions.' @BeverleyTurner defends Donald Trump's words towards women, after shouting 'quiet piggy' at a female journalist, as Starmer condemns his words.

@vsthegrid @Paul_Bates__ @BBCSport @hannahhampton_ @chloekelly @elliekildunne @LukeTheNuke180 @McIlroyRory @LandoNorris So why did Steve Davis and Nigel Mansell win it then? More personality in my computer screen.

@Paul_Bates__ @BBCSport @hannahhampton_ @chloekelly @elliekildunne @LukeTheNuke180 @McIlroyRory @LandoNorris it says sports personality… try reading it first before commenting

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@RicoCharpentier @JonathanWiltsh7 @implausibleblog Truss lasted 49 days because the Queen died on Day 1 meaning that the misguided fools who backed her took 2 weeks to find out what she was actually like. It would have been 35 otherwise.

@JonathanWiltsh7 @implausibleblog 1: Truss lasted 49 days because the BoE & BBC were demanded it. 2: Farage is hardly “Washed Up”, when he WILL be your PM in <4 years time

Liz Truss on Fox News supporting Trump suing the BBC "There are lots of people in Britain who are cheering President Trump on and want him to sue the BBC" "Because they're a huge problem: they've lied, they've cheated, they've fiddled with footage" "Both in the case of President Trump but also covering up what's happening in Britain, whether it's mass migration, our economic problems, they are always bias towards the left" "And the British taxpayer has to pay for all of this fake news" "There is a lot of excitement against Conservatives in Britain that President Trump is actually taking the BBC on" Fox News, "Do you think an apology from the BBC is enough?" Liz Truss, "No I don't because they ke"ep doing it again and again" "They have painted a completely false picture of President Trump in Britain over a number of years" "They've done the same thing about Conservatives in our country" "And I believe the organisation needs to be defunded" "And as well as suing the BBC, I think it would be fantastic is President Trump were to encourage stopping the British taxpayer funding" "Fake news is damaging the countries reputation" "I mean the BBC used to be the paragon of journalism across the world, it was respected. It's now become a laughing stock and it needs to be put out of it's misery"

@fesshole Great minds don't shit their pants.

After one Guinness too many I did a little shart in the pub whilst having a piss. In a minor panic, I decided after cleaning up was to hide the offending boxers. Shoved them behind the toilet basin, only to find another pair there. Great minds must think alike.