Jennifer Zarifeh Major~ Writer. Troublemaker

Three years without her. Sometimes, it feels like yesterday. Sometimes it feels like a thousand years.

@JoanBandy Thank you!

@Pastakeith Well, he doesn't have any teeth, so no.

@JJumping but did you bake him Lembas bread? 🥖

I'm now a Nana, so of course I made my 12 day old grandson a teeny tiny little Hobbit outfit. #LOTR

Wow, people are still here?

In case anyone is curious, you can find me on Instagram at @jennifermajorwriter.

@JSTay1234 thank you!

In case anyone is bored with the news and needs something less intense to think about...we had a lovely family wedding over the weekend and I got poshy in my fancy new dress and my pearls.

@korinreid @SarahLiz2006

@SarahLiz2006 This is giving Joe Dirt meets michael Jackson

@BrknPoet Thank you!

@janjowen Thank you!

@JustAmyZing Thank you!

@RuffledByGrace He looks like the entire decade between 1969 and 1979.

I am going stir crazy in NY, but this cat is giving me life. Please enjoy these photos of my parents’ cat Mikey:

@janjowen Sounds blissful!

I'm in Vancouver, visiting family. This truly is the most beautiful city on the planet.

@thescottbarber What an idiot.

I should also point out that my wife is actually Goan and I'm a full member of the local Goan community :)

Can I just point out that this is who they are

Ohhhhhh, @BethMooreLPM ???

I feel like this interpretation *might* be wrong.

@AlmanME Stop it, Ira.

Piece of food had somehow gotten lodged in my esophagus. Trip to OR, scope. Now good to go. Thanks for the prayers!!

Spent unexpected night in ER. Some kind of throat obstruction. Now to OR for scope. Not fun time so far.

I spent the weekend at a writers retreat in Maine. It was awesome.