Jimmy TMI

@Watchdog_MP @AsianDigest

🚨 BREAKING: Toronto Police just seized “SMS Blasters” fake cell towers never seen before in Canada. These portable devices hijack thousands of phones at once, blast fake bank/Canada Post texts, and knock out real service (even 911 calls). Tens of thousands of phones hit. Over 13 MILLION disruptions. Three men charged 🇨🇳 • Dafeng Lin, 27, of Hamilton • Junmin Shi, 25, of Markham • Weitong Hu, 21, of Markham This is next-level cyber crime on our streets. Stay alert. Never click surprise links. #Toronto #CyberCrime #ScamAlert

@absurdbyrd @Jomboy_

@Jomboy_ So if the runner starts a stela or a bluff and the pitcher turns and throws to the first baseman who isn’t on the bag… what’s the difference?

Manager wants the umpire to demonstrate this rule for him, a breakdown

@chubloon @rawsalerts Sounds like something a pos communist would say

@rawsalerts If they're a threat to you, you definitely have the right to defend yourself by any means, but who in their right mind is shooting someone dead over something as petty as replaceable property? It kinda just seems like an excuse for psycho people to finally have an excuse to kill

🚨#BREAKING: Tennessee officials have officially passed a bill allowing the use of deadly force to protect property.

@Maxdoe20a1 @Dr_Elon1 That’s Nigerian prince to you!

@Dr_Elon1 Thank you Nigerian for your valuable input on Tennessee State Law.

🚨BREAKING: Florida seeks the DEATH PENALTY for man accused of tying his girlfriend’s 3-year-old daughter with a robe tie and painter’s tape before beating her to death Jeroen Jarrel Coombs, 32, admitted to beating Paisley Brown while babysitting her and four other children The girl had bruising on her chest and private areas along with ligature marks on her wrists and ankles He was indicted on first-degree murder, aggravated child abuse, child abuse, and s*xual battery charges Coombs told investigators he bound Paisley’s hands with a robe tie, tied her legs with tape, and hit her multiple times The other children also reported that Coombs physically abused them Paisley’s mother, Jennifer Kendrick, was charged with child neglect after admitting she knew Coombs had hurt Paisley

Anyone that has played this game competitively knows this was completely on purpose from a player like Benn. The referees could call a penalty on Benn every shift, but they chose to let this moron run around and intentionally run people with intent to injure.. not good hockey.

Man arrested in Georgia for hitting cyclists who were taking up the lane in front of him. Jerry Ross honked and then slammed into two of them before driving away. He’s charged with two counts of aggravated assault, hit and run, and reckless driving.

Mother defends son who stomped on 15-year-old girl’s head in East Harlem after she refused to give him her number — and claims he was bullied by the victim.

@_AssMaster5000_ @hotwire405

@hotwire405 haha yeah i would've raped the shit out of her 👌👌👌 whoops 🤣

NOW HOLD ON............I now know why I could NOT be a Chiropractor!!! I would get in trouble!!

Honeybee society will not survive unless it allows giant hornet migration.

@CarrotFollower Where’s Yoenis?

All time baseball names Yuniesky Betancourt Ildemaro Vargas Yasiel Puig Coco Crisp Who am I missing

@fanofkfan Unacceptable

These special teams, despite all the efforts to fix them, are once again deciding games in a #mnwild playoff series. Atrocious PP tonight. Like, epically bad.

Hartman shouldn't have been standing there, says the officials.

Perhaps the best walkout in baseball is when Padres closer Mason Miller jogs out with the lights flickering and Korn’s “Blind” blasting, then starts throwing 100+ mph fastballs and a filthy 90 mph slider in the 9th.

There’s only TWO reasons why you would be anonymous on X: either your job requires it, because you’re a fed, or you’re a coward. PERIOD.

@Deere54966John @johnkriesel

@johnkriesel Why don't you go Fuck yourself

I would’ve solved this puzzle so much earlier.

@realhankMC @johnkriesel

Salmon exposed to cocaine in the water swim longer distances than those that go without, according to a study released this week. cbsn.ws/48ADVBt

What happens in your head when you add 37+48?

I need a nonchalant response to “I hate you”