Johnny Stallings

@IsaacPunts Watched this live and would choose this over real baseball 100%

Okay I have a legitimate question as a football guy who doesn’t watch baseball. How good at baseball are these guys actually? Like is this college level ball? Minor league level? Somewhere in between? Outside the gimmick how good is the play here?

@EliteClubS0B Unpopular opinion, not everyone SHOULD get a Wrestlemania spot! They’ve watered this shit down down so much over the years. Wrestlemania is the only card some of these mid wrestlers wrestle on all year! Ass backwards

Some of the “non-injured” superstars who are likely to miss WrestleMania this year... • Carmelo Hayes • Solo Sikoa • Ilja Dragunov • Damian Priest • Giulia • Tiffany Stratton • Roxanne Perez • Kairi Sane • El Grande Americano • Raquel Rodriguez • Rey Fenix And more...

Palm Sunday. Jesus entered Jerusalem riding on a donkey, fulfilling prophecy as crowds shouted “Hosanna!” meaning “Save us now.” Days later He would be crucified for the sins of the world. As Holy Week begins, consider fasting and praying as we prepare for Resurrection Sunday.

@james_xond No I’d pay off my debts and upgrade my house, put the rest in college fund / invest it, will definitely still need to work

Be honest for a second: would you quit your job tomorrow if you won $2M in the lottery today?

@UziCryptoo Started mine at 19, I’m 36 now and have over 250k. Best thing I’ve ever done.

The latest 401k data was released Here is the median balance by age: 18-24: $2k 25-34: $16k 35-44: $40k 45-54: $68k 55-64: $96k Over 65: $95k Saddest thing you’ll see all day 😔

@ThrillaRilla369 I’m at 17 years at my current job now. Still love it

What’s the longest amount of time you’ve worked for 1 employer? 🤔

@bradluttrell Ya I agree. Very few gems amongst a lot of nonsense

Rather than share my opinion, we can crowdsource it. His take: Tyler Childers was hot trash since Purgatory. Your take?

@miles_commodore This list without Linda ronstadt is insane, Beyoncé never even sings 🙄

Where is Karen Carpenter?

@BellaBaddie__ I’d listen to the worst album ever for that amount of money cmon we all work 🙄

If someone offered you $1,000,000 to listen to one album for 48 hours straight, which album are you choosing ?

@AustinAbbott So pretty much everyone just nailed it huh? Doubt it plays out like this

Instant thoughts from Free Agency: - Ken Walker to the Chiefs is a home run, A+ landing spot - Mike Evans to the 49ers is low key a really good landing spot in 2026 (Aiyuk/Jennings likely gone, Kittle tore his Achilles in January) - Alec Pierce’s deal is going to look brutal in a year, I think it’s an egregious overpay. $116M for a guy who’s never recorded 50 receptions in a season blows my mind. For context: ARSB’s contract is 4 Years, $120M - Tua Tagovailoa to Atlanta honest to God feels like one of the greatest realistic landing spots available for him. Yes, he’s a real upgrade from Michael Penix Jr. and I don’t view it as particularly close - Maxx Crosby’s deal falling through is a W for Baltimore. I feel confident saying they would’ve overpaid (2 1st’s) but yes sometimes you need to push the chips in. Fully understand wanting to capitalize while you have a generational talent in his prime at QB - DJ Moore to Buffalo, it’s about damn time they added a legitimate NFL WR. I know they paid a 2nd and that’s a lot.. if I was their GM I would trade up in the 2026 NFL draft and select Tate/Lemon/Tyson. Buffalo needs another high end prospect to join their WR room - JK Dobbins staying in Denver is awesome. He’ll continue to be their RB1, he dominated touches over RJ Harvey last year and will continue to do that in 2026 (as long as he’s healthy) - Daniel Jones is going to get exactly what he wants. The longer the Colts wait, the more leverage he gains on Chris Ballard. Less viable options remain each day at the QB position, Kyler Murray/Mac Jones are the only other realistic options I could see, both being a downgrade imo - Tyler Linderbaum to the Raiders is a grand slam, I LOVE it man. Wheels up for Ashton Jeanty btw, he’s absolutely the biggest beneficiary here - Malik Willis in Miami is.. fun? I know he’s not going to hoist the Lombardi and I know he’s not going to be the answer they’re looking for longterm.. I’m just happy he’s earned a fighting chance at being a team’s QB1.. He’s got the opportunity, if he ever wants to succeed in this league NOW is the time that he needs to capitalize - Romeo Doubs to the Patriots is decent, am I crazy for thinking he’s instantly their WR1? They paid him (up to $80M) like it.. they should seriously add another quality WR as well on Day 2 during the draft - Travis Etienne (4 Years, $52M) holy bag. Look, he’s a very solid RB, I’m just blown away by his contract. Tough scene for Kamara/Neal, bottom line is the Saints need to continue to add real playmakers. They got one, but at what cost.. - Isaiah Likely is a real difference maker, he will play his best football yet in 2026. The Giants crushed here, there’s a lot of people out there that don’t understand how impactful this move is and will soon realize. One of my favorite moves by any team during Free Agency so far - Breece Hall franchise tag is frustrating. He’s shown enough and deserves a long term contract that compensates him extremely well. I actually really liked the Minkah Fitzpatrick signing by the Jets for what it’s worth.. - Geno Smith signing with the Jets feels like we’re living in a simulation. Are they secretly brilliant here? Intentionally tanking to land the 2027 1.01 already - Michael Pittman Jr. to Pittsburgh is a pretty notable upgrade from their former WR2 (Calvin Austin Jr.), I bet Aaron Rodgers is sitting up in his recliner as we speak - Rico Dowdle to Pittsburgh.. my first thought was RIP Kaleb Johnson.. Rico’s a pretty good player, he’ll cut into Jaylen Warren’s workload a good bit - Rashid Shaheed just fits like a glove in Seattle.. really happy to see him retained (3 Years, $51M) - Wan’Dale Robinson (4 Years, $70M) honestly feels like a bargain.. I instantly view him as Tennessee’s WR1. Cam Ward’s got his best weapon yet with more help on the way

@Hunter7___ Agreed, wish his new stuff was like this, don’t like his new album at all

Both are 10/10 albums.

@Mao_Tse_Gundo As someone who’s been in the oilfield (Permian basin) for 20 years, this just seems different. Nobody is ready for this, we’ve been understaffed for 5+ years, there’s nobody to hire. I don’t know what’s gonna happen

I don’t know how many oilfield-adjacent young people I have following my Twitter account… But if you never listen to anything I say, listen now…. It’s about to blow up, but please save every goddamn dime you can. Trust me.

@Popplayzz1 I was there, this was amazing, especially when Knoxville shared Sami’s phone number, me and my kids called him and he legit answered and had a conversation with us

Weeman Body Slamming Sami Zayn was better than Hulk Hogan Body Slamming Andre the Giant 😭 Johnny Knoxville vs Sami Zayn was such an entertaining match. We need more fun comedic matches like this.

@tevordoley22 I still miss someone or home of the blues are probably my favorites, I voted I walk the line

Best Johnny Cash song There’s a surprise when this is done

@EndWokeness Good fuck this guy, traitor

BREAKING: Rep. Dan Crenshaw (TX-R) has LOST to Steve Toth in the primary (double digits), in a major upset

@SaratogaArtist @TimothyAlberino Never heard Tim say this, I’ve listened to him quite a bit, I’ve heard him say the complete opposite several times though

Hey @TimothyAlberino You say that if someone is being abducted by aliens, all they need to do is speak the name "Jesus", and her abductors will immediately vanish and return her to her home. Wow, did Savannah Guthrie's mom know this trick? Oh right, it's only effective on telepathic hive-minded aliens. Too bad calling out to magic Jesus has never once made your abductor vanish when it's a human. But we get it, your religion is the right religion, right? lol This proves it's the religion for the whole universe, and aliens from every planet in every galaxy in every dimension know and fear the power of Jesus!!!! Yet here on Earth only 25% of us believe it. And still, this ratio of "Universal Jesus" makes sense to you? That's one problem with zealots, it's always 'my way or the highway!' And now it's "My way or the Milky Way!"

@HunterKY___ People here in Texas lose their shit when I refer to jones as king George lol

George Jones > George Strait.

@kfc I ate KFC last night for the first time in forever and it was amazing, everything slapped, I wish I could eat it more often but 60$ to feed a family is a hard sell

i don’t usually do this, and i didn’t run it by (um) ryan from legal, but i saw another restaurant do this and i think it’s a bigger deal this time around tbh cause their launch kinda flopped. ​ i’m not coming to you as kfc right now. not even as the colonel. i’m coming to you man to man bc i can’t keep this bottled up anymore. ​​ i once posted, “HERE, DAMN” when the wedges came back on the menu. i’m sorry for raising my voice at you but i was mad ok. ​ but then i kept reading. and rereading. and i realized something. ​ you weren’t being demanding. you were passionate. ​ you were standing up for yourself and declaring your needs. (desires?)​ but still, there was nothing i could do about it. feelings of helplessness devolved into rage. i tried to clear my head so i read some self-help books. i learned that we have control over our own emotions AND the outcomes within our lives. so, i took control. ​​ a few weeks ago, i barged into the ceo’s office and demanded that we BRING BACK THE TWISTER. yeah, that’s right. i see the comments, and i’m with you. it’s been gone for too long. she was lowkey mad but when i showed her the comments, she was persuaded. ​ anyways, today’s my last day. yeah i got fired but i did it for you. no regrets. you all got what you wanted. the twister is back today!!!!! please tell me it was worth it

@TheKro16 I’ve seen Dwight yoakam like 5 times, he’s cheered for and does an encore every time, this last time, was like an oil show, he went off the stage, nobody cheered, no encore

Maybe this is a hot take but idk. The encore. I think it's dumb. I enjoy getting more music but why leave the stage? Just so the crowd rouses a return? I'd prefer an artist just plays their entire set and leave when they want to be done. Just me? Maybe I am just old. 😄

@HunterKY___ Yeah these are all greats. Old school and could you love one more time are up there for me

My Top 5 John Conlee songs: 1. "Rose Colored Glasses" 2. "Friday Night Blues" 3. "I Don't Remember Loving You" 4. "Miss Emily's Picture" 5. "Backside of Thirty"