@jaymanstruth @AMAZlNGNATURE Just because you live in a dump doesn't mean everyone else does
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Morisonian
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Morisonian
@JonMorrisonian
Freelance funnyman (Open for work), LEGO builder, and 100 percent a Gamer™ RIP Tayston
Somewhere on Earth شامل ہوئے Kasım 2018
68 فالونگ149 فالوورز
@AMAZlNGNATURE Can you insane all the dust, hair, food, liquids tha float around loosely with all those critical life support systems nearby? You’re watching a clown show not science.
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He doesn't live on a ski resort, he lives on a ski lift. He's not even trapped like Super Fly either, he just lives on a ski lift... because
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@hidoiotoko So much bizarre stuff it’s earned the title.
-Dude who lives on a ski resort.
-Car in a tree.
-The eye walls.
-Stand that is a Lego White House.
-Wonder of U.
-The Milagro Man
-The stand that belongs to….a street? The trees?
-Jobin throwing chicken
-The rock insects.
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the part where two guys give birth to an adult man and that's arguably only like the 3rd weirdest thing that happens
Ilyes92🇲🇦🇩🇿@balko92
Pour vous quelle jojo a eu l'aventure la plus bizarre ?? #netflix #jojo #sbr #partie7
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@SkullZSkeleton @Cal03333 @WatchdogTheGod @mariotwtconfess And she was just... stuck, stranded, unable to do anything. Some "goddess" she is
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@JonMorrisonian @Cal03333 @WatchdogTheGod @mariotwtconfess If you've played the game you would know it's because Bowser stole her power stars and grand stars and that's what powers the comet Observatory in the first place
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"It's funny to see that it takes the movie to reveal the fraud queen that she actually is. She got her teeth kicked in by Bowser in Galaxy duology, "resetting the universe" was Lumas' doing, and she got possessed in the Rabbids game. Peach unironically have more feats than her"
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@Cal03333 @WatchdogTheGod @SkullZSkeleton @mariotwtconfess "Space goddess" and she got stranded in space because her Observatory had no fuel
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@WatchdogTheGod @SkullZSkeleton @mariotwtconfess Caring mother, space goddess, protector of the cosmos etc.
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@RkeiStudio @jjbatl Do you think there's a Diavolo that died while typing this exact comment
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@shitposts_mp4 But what happens when a bus full of an infinite number of people who are named an infinite number of combinations composed of infinite arrangements of the letters A and B?
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@cannotstopdoog Your honor, it was self defense
She grew a tumor on my arm
But the tumor was attacking me, the tumor she grew
So then I destroyed the tumor, because the tumor was attacking me
Then she died because I destroyed the tumor
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@JonMorrisonian Polnareff would be fucked though. "Yeah I was standing in front of her and she... died"
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A reminder that Joseph just totally murdered someone in this scene
kayne@kayn3_
grandpa is still cold with it
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@Monkema66164381 @peronyawns Joseph's actions during the entirety of part 3 can be described with this gif
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@novasoupONLINE Also love the idea that a worldwide conspiracy between countless countries doesn't know how to key out a literal circle
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what would a Green Screen even suggest here. that they took a photo of the Earth in front of a green screen and then edited Space in after the fact
Nuggets in 4@mpjclears
@DiscussingFilm Lmaoooo a clear green screen??? Why are they hiding the facts from us
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@SomeKirbyFan Reviewer who decided they hated the movie the moment they learned it existed: That movie was terrible! Literally the worst thing I've ever seen
Audience member who likes Mario: Wow, that movie was great!
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@AnotherNetUser @tanijrou And i suppose the other main characters who were also present fighting for that exact same thing don't count
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@JonMorrisonian @tanijrou The very heterosexual act of reviving a woman you love with dark eldrich magic then having a hot steamy bath with her and sacrificing your desires to free her from the dungeons grasp
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@AnotherNetUser @tanijrou It's only canon as long as you ignore the actual story and focus on merch
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@chuggaaconroy Reviewer who decided they hated the movie the moment they learned it existed: That movie was terrible! Literally the worst thing I've ever seen
Audience member who likes Mario: Wow, that movie was great!
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I thought the first one was very average even though almost everyone I knew adored it and saw it like five times. I heard this one “wasn’t that good,” but I was extremely invested and emotional and thought it was a thousand times better? Maybe I’m weird.
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@am_yers My house generally doesn't have a centuries-old document that says "Anyone born in my house is a resident of my house"
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This goes really hard if you have zero reasoning ability
Brian Michael@bwilsonNV
Hypothetical: My wife and I break into your home tomorrow, and while we’re there rummaging through your fridge my my wife goes into labor. Does our baby now “reside” in your home, fully entitled with the same rights to have YOU pay for their food, daycare, college tuition, etc. that your own children receive from you?
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@XenoMarylin Hamon Beat trying to keep his cool while reading "How did Jotaro learn how to punch with Star Platinum when he only learned about it recently"
GIF
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The song that's playing in the background when i'm listening to Hamon Beat debunking the theories of people who can't fucking read
videogame music daily BR🇧🇷@music_videogame
The Stardust Man Appears - JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Part 4: Diamond is Unbreakable
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@CloneHumanoid @charise_lee So there's this thing called "Orbit"
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@BOENSAW If only there was an animated show you could watch to find out
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didn't moustache superman guy kill thousands of people did he get his mind wiped or something
kaizo 🎭@kaizoslop
art had some balls to say that dude 😭😭
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@KoopsReturns @SuperWiiBros08 @TheAwesomeGN He appears for half a second during a montage focused on Yoshi. He's hardly an active character, or a character at all
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@SuperWiiBros08 @TheAwesomeGN Considering Little Mac hails from The Bronx, this is a clever cameo! I’m getting a little bit of mixed signals from Miyamoto saying not to expect a Smash-level movie anytime soon, since that’s CLEARLY what Illumination wants to set up, especially judging by interviews/leaked info
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Doc Louis and Little Mac are in The Super Mario Galaxy Movie, is just for a brief second you can miss it
#TheSuperMarioGalaxyMovie
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