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@JonMorrisonian

Freelance funnyman (Open for work), LEGO builder, and 100 percent a Gamer™ RIP Tayston

Somewhere on Earth شامل ہوئے Kasım 2018
68 فالونگ149 فالوورز
jayman
jayman@jaymanstruth·
@AMAZlNGNATURE Can you insane all the dust, hair, food, liquids tha float around loosely with all those critical life support systems nearby? You’re watching a clown show not science.
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Morisonian
Morisonian@JonMorrisonian·
He doesn't live on a ski resort, he lives on a ski lift. He's not even trapped like Super Fly either, he just lives on a ski lift... because
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L.J.S.
L.J.S.@LJS39124058·
@hidoiotoko So much bizarre stuff it’s earned the title. -Dude who lives on a ski resort. -Car in a tree. -The eye walls. -Stand that is a Lego White House. -Wonder of U. -The Milagro Man -The stand that belongs to….a street? The trees? -Jobin throwing chicken -The rock insects.
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mariotwt confessions 🪐
mariotwt confessions 🪐@mariotwtconfess·
"It's funny to see that it takes the movie to reveal the fraud queen that she actually is. She got her teeth kicked in by Bowser in Galaxy duology, "resetting the universe" was Lumas' doing, and she got possessed in the Rabbids game. Peach unironically have more feats than her"
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Morisonian
Morisonian@JonMorrisonian·
@RkeiStudio @jjbatl Do you think there's a Diavolo that died while typing this exact comment
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Breadward@RkeiStudio·
@jjbatl It's entirely possible that Diavolo died while looking at this tweet
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JJBA Timeline
JJBA Timeline@jjbatl·
April 6, 2001 Diavolo suffers an infinite death loop.
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Morisonian
Morisonian@JonMorrisonian·
@shitposts_mp4 But what happens when a bus full of an infinite number of people who are named an infinite number of combinations composed of infinite arrangements of the letters A and B?
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Morisonian@JonMorrisonian·
@cannotstopdoog Your honor, it was self defense She grew a tumor on my arm But the tumor was attacking me, the tumor she grew So then I destroyed the tumor, because the tumor was attacking me Then she died because I destroyed the tumor
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D0ge@cannotstopdoog·
@JonMorrisonian Polnareff would be fucked though. "Yeah I was standing in front of her and she... died"
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rion 🇻🇪
rion 🇻🇪@peronyawns·
same old annoying joseph <3
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Morisonian@JonMorrisonian·
@novasoupONLINE Also love the idea that a worldwide conspiracy between countless countries doesn't know how to key out a literal circle
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❰ novasoup ❱
❰ novasoup ❱@novasoupONLINE·
what would a Green Screen even suggest here. that they took a photo of the Earth in front of a green screen and then edited Space in after the fact
Nuggets in 4@mpjclears

@DiscussingFilm Lmaoooo a clear green screen??? Why are they hiding the facts from us

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Morisonian@JonMorrisonian·
@SomeKirbyFan Reviewer who decided they hated the movie the moment they learned it existed: That movie was terrible! Literally the worst thing I've ever seen Audience member who likes Mario: Wow, that movie was great!
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Carlos
Carlos@SomeKirbyFan·
just gonna come clean and say yeah no ppl were over exaggerating the hell out of it lmao
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Morisonian
Morisonian@JonMorrisonian·
@AnotherNetUser @tanijrou And i suppose the other main characters who were also present fighting for that exact same thing don't count
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Lilly
Lilly@AnotherNetUser·
@JonMorrisonian @tanijrou The very heterosexual act of reviving a woman you love with dark eldrich magic then having a hot steamy bath with her and sacrificing your desires to free her from the dungeons grasp
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amber ♡@tanijrou·
THIS IS CRAZY FARCILLE HAND HOLD
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Lilly
Lilly@AnotherNetUser·
@tanijrou "not canon" according to some idiots
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Morisonian@JonMorrisonian·
@chuggaaconroy Reviewer who decided they hated the movie the moment they learned it existed: That movie was terrible! Literally the worst thing I've ever seen Audience member who likes Mario: Wow, that movie was great!
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Chuggaaconroy
Chuggaaconroy@chuggaaconroy·
I thought the first one was very average even though almost everyone I knew adored it and saw it like five times. I heard this one “wasn’t that good,” but I was extremely invested and emotional and thought it was a thousand times better? Maybe I’m weird.
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Morisonian
Morisonian@JonMorrisonian·
@am_yers My house generally doesn't have a centuries-old document that says "Anyone born in my house is a resident of my house"
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Morisonian@JonMorrisonian·
@XenoMarylin Hamon Beat trying to keep his cool while reading "How did Jotaro learn how to punch with Star Platinum when he only learned about it recently"
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Morisonian@JonMorrisonian·
@BOENSAW If only there was an animated show you could watch to find out
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Koops’ Kingdom
Koops’ Kingdom@KoopsReturns·
@SuperWiiBros08 @TheAwesomeGN Considering Little Mac hails from The Bronx, this is a clever cameo! I’m getting a little bit of mixed signals from Miyamoto saying not to expect a Smash-level movie anytime soon, since that’s CLEARLY what Illumination wants to set up, especially judging by interviews/leaked info
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