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@mrcbkc @Gianl1974 His giant diaper butt fell up the stairs too

@LegacyJenn79 @Gianl1974 At least he’s not stumbling up the stairs like that senile old crook that we had for four years

...nobody wanted Trump in the photo. The last good times of the USA...

@Mollyploofkins You know where is is going

VIP packages for the main UFC Freedom 250 event on the White House South Lawn are reportedly priced at around $1.5 million each. Where are the proceeds going?

@AzPetrich Trump has been really busy with important matters like picking out drapes for his ballroom

Donald Trump said he would end the war in Ukraine 24 hours after being sworn in. It's been 16 months and 12 days. Surprise! He lied.

Dems should counter program Trump's 80th birthday celebration with performances by Springsteen, Taylor Swift, and Bad Bunny, have it emceed by Stephen Colbert, and name the event after Obama.

Trump has finally achieved narcissist nirnava: becoming both the star performer and the sole audience at his own show. 🎭🍿

@SundaeDivine There is no proof Trump did correctly identify the duck

“Extreme intelligence” is when you pass the test that asks you to identify a duck and then brag about it like you split the atom.

Your AMERICA 250 headliner, ladies and gentlemen!

@allenanalysis And where is the proof Trump passed the test?

🚨 THIS IS GETTING AWKWARD. Trump keeps bragging about passing the Montreal Cognitive Assessment like it's some superhuman achievement. A neurologist just explained what the test is actually for. It's a screening tool used to look for signs of cognitive decline. Read that again. The test Trump keeps holding up as proof of mental sharpness is literally designed to detect potential cognitive impairment. 🔥 That's why doctors keep pushing back. Passing a dementia screening test is not the same thing as proving you're mentally equipped to handle the most powerful job on Earth. And according to the neurologist, it doesn't measure the very things people are questioning: Judgment. Decision-making. Impulse control. Executive function. The test answers one question. Trump keeps acting like it answers all of them.

@Angry_Staffer Do we know that he DID actually identify the duck? Maybe he hasn't ever passed the cognitive exam so they keep giving him a chance to redo it hoping he will pass.

It’s absolutely batshit crazy. Nice job identifying the duck, Donald.

@LizP777 @Gianl1974 He is also an horrible human being 🤷‍♀️

@LegacyJenn79 @Gianl1974 Is that all you've got?

it’s crazy how we have both the World Cup and America 250 this year and almost no one cares about them because the administration has wholly sucked the joy out of even momentous national events

The punishment for a president failing to disclose millions in day trades shouldn’t be a $200 parking ticket. PUNISH THE CORRUPTION!

is trump d****

@KathyMorse0914 @thetrueshelby He is at least 75% cockroach so he'll probably live to 120 😭

@thetrueshelby I’m not going make myself hopeful. He is one of those people who will live well to be 100

Okay, medical twitter. How much longer?

Trump wears tons of makeup, loves interior decorating, his favorite band is the Village People, and he can’t stop talking about how hot guys are. Just an observation.

Is it me, or does Scott Bessent look like Will Ferrel playing Janet Reno???

The people’s house, before and after Donald Trump desecrated it.

@marlene4719 He is ready for a full peplum jacket

Trump has so much junk in the trunk he requires double sided vents and it looks like a third vent is needed.

@CattardSlim They did, but Ken already cheated on Scott so they are getting a divorce on Biblical grounds 😭😭😭

Did Scott Presler & Ken Paxton get married?