John Collins

If you’re watching us from outside the United States, it’s pretty much as bad as it looks.

@lalalitalive I bet he tried.

@Logically_JC I'm surprised he didn't look for a penis to cut off for his collection.

Our current government is so fucking weird.

@SundaeDivine @monicge Shout out to India for never giving up on us.

Canada turning red is the geopolitical version of your golden retriever finally biting you.

@ALadyNamedKatie We’ve made it this far.

How long do you think you’d survive in a zombie apocalypse?

@shawzsav Nailed it.💯

Trump has taken a total of 87.7 billion dollars of taxpayer money out of the public and then privately made 4 billion dollars off of insider trading and people are saying he isn’t a grifter? okay

@AgentSelf99b @ridpath_linda Good question.

Why are so many pardoned J6’ers being arrested again for molesting kids and child porn?

@ColinNienaber I’d like to see this.

Put Massie, JD, and Rubio on a debate stage. Watch what will happen.

@atrupar @ridpath_linda “Game over deep state” Sincerely, The Deep State

i regret to inform you that our crazy president is promoting QAnon again this morning

No matter what deal they do, the war has effectively given control of the Strait to Iran. What a masterclass in incompetence by Trump and his team.

@SarahLongwell25 @pmacnglosta 💯💯💯💯

One of the downstream consequences of pretending that Trump was ever fit to be president is that the GOP is training its voters to want unserious performers and conspiracy theorists (as Trump was/is) to play a serious role in American politics and that should scare us all.

With one reality star as president and other TV personalities occupying the cabinet, Trump voters are increasingly throwing out wildly unserious names as their preferred presidential contenders. But one insane name comes up more often than others…. thebulwark.com/p/were-not-tal…

@ScottJenningsKY Where exactly are you pulling the 95% stat from? The outstanding items are kind of the whole thing.

🚨After receiving a briefing from a Senior TRUMP Administration Official on the status of the Iran negotiations (someone in the know & not just speculating), I can tell you the following: -USA IS NOT GIVING IRANIANS MONEY FOR NOTHING. All speculation and propaganda to the contrary is false. Some hardline elements of Iran’s govt (IRGC) have pushed fake stories & propaganda to try to kill this negotiation. -Iran deal is NOT done (95%, but still haggling over some language). No deal being signed today. May be a few more days before this is done. -Iran will NOT get any money or sanctions relief up front. -Iran must turn over nuclear stockpile to get anything. USA position is that failure to meet deal commitments means Iran gets nothing. -Long term USA objective is preventing Iran from having nuclear weapon. -Initial deal point is to re-establish free flow of commerce by reopening Strait of Hormuz. Deal should have 2 phases: Step 1 - Open Strait of Hormuz. Give world economy breathing room. Iran agrees to give up enriched uranium. Step 2 - Get the nuclear material turned over. Only then can Iran get sanctions relief. Bottom line: goal is to make a deal that lowers costs for Americans, calms world energy markets, and guarantees that Iranians cannot have a nuclear weapon over the long term. We aren’t there yet. Iran takes forever to get you a response on even small things. But we are close although it still could be a few days. “If we get what we are demanding, this is going to be a historic deal,” SAO says. SAO sounds prepared to do no deal at all if all Iran will do is a “bad deal.” SAO admits deal could fall apart yet. But if a deal is reached, SAO expects very senior USA admin officials to take part in a signing ceremony of some sort. Iran has agreed in principle to the framework but there are still a couple points USA isn’t satisfied with. 95% done. But literally changing words sometimes requires days in Iran’s system. Haggling over language. But USA feels like we have a commitment on nuclear stockpile and on opening Strait of Hormuz. If IRAN doesn’t deliver on commitments, they get nothing. “Iran’s ability to project power is a lot more limited than it was two months ago,” SAO says. “Their industrial base for building ballistic missiles has been substantially destroyed.”

@TheRealThelmaJ1 Awesome to see you! Sending positive vibes your way.

Hey you all just checking in, I had a setback with my health but I'm doing better and ready to rejoin my friends here on Twitter tomorrow. Love you all - Thelma

@nicbasarab @upper_pnw Barely.

@Logically_JC @upper_pnw Oh! You are alive, JC 😅

Aw, shucks.

@Albertahunt1950 @TencicFred Yeah, and it’s deep.

@Logically_JC @TencicFred Is there a fountain of stupidity somewhere in magaland?

We are so cooked.

@StankaMijuskov1 💔

@Logically_JC You're so sorry, aren't you? 😂

@StankaMijuskov1 One day at a time.

@Logically_JC True, it's terrible, I don't know how you guys can stand it.

The gaslighting is exhausting.