DHC-2 Beaver
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I know this idiot has already identified Kikuyus in his rural area wenye ataenda kufukuza achukue mali yako.
Tilingi 🐘@ArapTilingi
Your grandmother is in the system if she registered afresh in 2012, what IEBC is doing is to remove 2M dead Mt Kenya voters who rise from the grave to go and vote during election time.
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@Lt__Colonel @sneak_011 You seem to be the one watching them so much that everything in life reminds you of a Nigerian movie you have watched.
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@clichy_malooks Ya America ita lead to either this two things.
1. Outstation of Donald J.
2. Civil War.
One of the two is inevitable.
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Usito.. current view

Sajid abu Sajid@AlhajiKe
Ukimaliza utpe kazi tupige installation maridadi kama ii jomba
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@mchinjabata stranger umejam tuu sana na huyo madam bado hukujia tarimbo MSA😂
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Nishai awachwa akienda 9-5 akasema nipike lunch na nyama iko kwa fridge, jioni kurudi akapata vyombo chafu kwa sink ati mbona sijaosha na nilikula solo, nilitoka tuu kama mtu anaenda shop nikaenda hadi tao kutafuta bus ya kurudi Mombasa😂😂😂
OWICH@PiocheBrio
Away host akienda kazi unawachwa kwa nyumba na 32 inch TV ukimngoja arudi jioni
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Kukua na dem au bibi mnono nikama kukunia apo kando kwa sofa
🐉@Kamau266
Honest question men.Nyinyi wenye hukua na vifaa size ya Omanga,are you happy ama ni vile most hukua na kichele?
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@ignyharaz2 Gold lives in quartz with dirty veins. Hope the people selling have tested what they have.
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@frimmbits @MwendaKev Yeah nguyo are a bit disciplined with a unique croaking sound
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DHC-2 Beaver ری ٹویٹ کیا

Put Ndarugo😂😂😂
El Diablo@tl_chaos
Nchi ya Carlton Makokha na Kimuzi imesambaratishwa kama mkeka kumanina
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They did not factor in Cluster munition. Plus now they are actually testing limit capabilities.
Kampuni ziko R&D pale.
CATHY MUTUKU@cathy_mutuku
Iran wamefungua na nguvu ingine, they are now doing it nonstop, what happened to Israel iron domes, did they stop being powerful.
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@ClintonObonyo Ukanifanyia ujinga kama hii, you better pray I do not survive, because if I do "I will look for you, I will find you, and I will...". You won't find out how the quote ends. Hawa madem wako na ujinga sana, hawataki kulipa watu wa Uber, hawataki kulipa riders, wtf!
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Huyu mdem hakufanya poa ako station sai...
Huyu dem alifanya mtu wa bolt apigwe na mob bure hapo Kilimani Argwigs Kodhek. Alikataa kulipa bei wameskizana jamaa akataka kurudi na parcel place alitoa na dem akapiga nduru ati jamaa ni Mwizi. Within minutes jamaa amevunjwa mguu na mob... Ndio riders walipita wakasaidia na kuuliza ukweli wa mambo🙆Riders called an ambulance jamaa akapelekwa hossy🙆🙆 Police came and took the lady to kilimani police station



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@joan_reals Definitely you had company and you both were scared of each other. Probably the same "Pepo nyeusi chants" were being said by the owner of the camel 😂
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You’re driving from home to work at 3 a.m., headlights on low beam.
Suddenly, you spot a tall, shadowy figure ahead.
First thought? An elephant.
I mean, you live near a forest. Happens all the time.
You switch to full beam.
Not an elephant.
Your brain freezes. Doesn’t process fast enough.
I mean… who expects a random camel in Kirinyaga? Not normal.
So your mind defaults to what you were programmed with growing up,
Mapepo.
“Shindwe pepo nyeusi kagùrù kairù!”
“Devil, you have no power in the name of Jesus! I rebuke you!”
You’re shouting like a possessed woman.
In the panic, you slow down, forget to downshift.
The manual car stalls.
The “devil” looks at you.
Now it’s serious.
Every story you’ve ever heard floods in, animals turning into beautiful women & women with hooves…
Your mouth goes dry.
You can’t even rebuke anymore, I mean what if it reacts?
You try to start the car.
Nothing. Battery terminal is loose.
This is it.
Your day has come. Satan is here with you.
Still, your brain hasn’t processed, it’s a camel.
Then suddenly…
The desert ship looks away and starts chewing.
…Wait.
You breathe.
“… okay… not today.”
You gather courage, step out, open the hood, fix the terminal. Engine fires.
As you drive off, you take one photo of the beast.
Easy.
Breathe out…& drive off in peace. Just a camel it was.
But then it hits you,
Who the hell had a camel parked by the roadside, next to a forest in Kirinyaga?
You accelerate like a madman.
Not running from the camel,
but from the mindset you were raised with, where everything unknown is demonic.
Anyway… good morning 😄

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@PatrickCarSoko @KFCinKenya The big foot should also be part of his trademark
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