Mark Hellier

Not going to moan about a 4hr round ever again. Just been to Mill Ride GC as members guest. Front 9 - 2hrs 45, gave up after 12 holes & 3hrs 40. Shame as course is in great shape, but 6hr society rounds is apparently ok.

Too soon...? ✉️⚽️🙁

Re tweet if you fancy a game at the home of golf in 2024 😍🤞🏼

What a great morning at Swinley Forest G.C. Maybe my final visit with fellow Artisans at this wonderful course.

@davePsaunderson Well played Dave.

Didn't I do well today, winner of the big board competition at the Royal Household GC in Windsor. The QE2 cup, over 2 rounds. Scores of 65 & 60 today, 7 under total.

@belstonefcfirst @TheHertsmere @BelstoneFC @bfcgroundsman @leemaddison65 @LeeMaddison_ @johnnyb1504 The old boys

Great day @TheHertsmere for The @BelstoneFC Golf Day 2023… with some of the original Belstone team from the 1982/83 season, the current first team and Vets together for the day. #OneBelstoneAlwaysBelstone 🟥⬛️🟥

Forest Artisan Captains Day on the Red Course @TheBerkshireGC. Course is in stunning condition and the company @SymonOkeeffe wasn’t bad either.

Finally say something profound and I’m in a furry Carlsberg hat 😭😭😭

@secretclubprov It’s what he would have wanted Pro

Asking to transfer the winnings off the proshop account of your mate your currently attending the funeral wake of at the golf club . . . Before the buffet even comes out You just cannot make this up 😌

Back out on my happy place after 6 weeks off. Blue Course @TheBerkshireGC in fantastic shape. Some of my golf wasn’t too bad either.

@helloPeabody @AyTee54 Yeah @helloPeabody we can ring that number, if you have nothing to do for the next few hours. If you do eventually get past the first person, my experience is you then suddenly get cut off. Happen too often to be accidental imo.

Looking at all the tweets that @helloPeabody has been getting just underlines how much of a mess the situation is. Now it's going to be an even bigger repair. It was only plumbing / ceiling / painting. But now you can add a boiler to the repair cost

@secretclubprov We’ve got water in boxes, imagine the comments and question. Best one so far is “I can see the milk but where the water” “It’s in the milk box with the word water on the front”

98.7% of members who complain about the price of proshop bottled water either have a Lexus,two greenhouses or both 😎

@TommyFleetwood1 @ntaylorgolf59 Class Tommy, on and off the course.

Thank you Canada for an amazing atmosphere. Congrats @ntaylorgolf59, what an unbelievable 3 days of golf you’ve just played and what a moment for you and your country! We’ll start again tomorrow. See you at work. 💪🏻

@Steve55Wallace @TheBerkshireGC @farnhamgc Good luck Steve with your new challenge. Stay strong.

@ukgolfguy The Berkshire Red & Blue are £220, (£300 for both) £300 is the weekend price

Here are the Summer 2023 green fees for the top 100 courses in 🇬🇧. The average increase since last year is 12.3%, to £200. Some clubs made record profits last year, others are struggling to survive. My thoughts on what’s going on, and an idea, here: ukgolfguy.com/golf-blog/2023…

Night out in Winchester watching @MaisieAdam It’s interval time and everyone is playing where’s Richard? It’s like where’s Wally but without the red & white jumper.

Have you entered this years Berkshire Trophy? Enter now👇 bit.ly/3GDLSqE

Please read & sign the petition if you agree with @sanditoksvig...which I do ❤️ Two countries in the world where representatives of state religion @churchofengland get seats in Parliament Iran and UK change.org/BishopsOut

@P_S_Walter Same here

This is actually a colour photo.