Tim Merklinger Parody

@deaflibertarian Notice Bernie and Hiawatha haven’t written checks?

It's disgusting to see government officials complain about the wealth of one American citizen and seek to take it from him after we've heard story after story of blatant government fraud and waste, while those same people line their own pockets with lobbyist money and insider trading.

Elon Musk earns a trillion dollars, the Left has a meltdown, The government steals half your paycheck for trillions of dollars a year, the Left cheers.

Pfffft... A trillion dollars. Please. That's like two daycares and a hospice.

@Arkypatriot @OneBadDude_

X out here forgetting my birthday like I didn’t just survive another trip around the sun. And now I’m the oldest I’ve ever been lol. Where’s my damn balloons, algorithm? 🎈🎉 Who’s buying the cake?

✨📰 EXCUSE ME, EVERYBODY!!! 📰✨ I have an important announcement. 📣 🥳 I HAVE A GRANDSON! 🥳🩵🥲🩵😭 I am finally a “GiGi”! 🥰 Baby ended up being unexpectedly born at home! 😱 My daughter is a freakin’ champ! 💪🏼🤩 Baby was actually born on June 4th, Killdozer Day! 😎 I was just not allowed to post about it until now. 😭 It’s been killing me not to share! 😝 Mom and baby are both perfectly healthy and thriving. 🥰 Baby is perfect. 😍 God is good! 🥹🙏🏼 THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER! 🩵

Don’t worry about Elon becoming rich with his own money. Worry about politicians becoming rich with your money.

This is Richard Webb. He's my father-in-law. He served two tours in Vietnam as a Marine Recon Sniper. He received two purple hearts for his service along with countless other medals. This photo is seven years ago... Today, Richard spends most days not knowing what the hell is going on because he developed type 2 diabetes from agent orange in Vietnam. My wife has been fighting the VA for over a year to get Richard the care and benefits he needs just to survive. The process is a joke. The service is a bigger joke. The VA case managers are absolute dog shit and treat our nation's heroes like garbage. They also act as if they're doing our vets a FAVOR for the most basic of care. @SecVetAffairs, I've been to your headquarters building in DC, and have first hand experience dealing with the incompetent staff. This is hands down the most embarrassing department in all of the Trump administration. If the Boss knew how horrendously our veterans are still being treated after you've had eighteen months to fix these issues, you'd be fired tomorrow. I waited a long time to write this, but at this point I've seen enough.

@WarlordDilley @BrandieWithABee Sadly, the VA waits for us to die. I’ll pray for that Marine.

@lemmiwinkster @SamForstag @aaronflint @MTGOP Endorsed by who??

I have never seen a better advertisement to NOT vote for @SamForstag 😂 We just did this 2 years ago.. this dirt farm messiah has 0 relevancy and if you don't believe me, check back after the general election. Vote @aaronflint for MT-01. #MTPol #MTNews #MTSen #MTLeg @MTGOP @MTHouseGOP @MTSenateGOP @GovGianforte

@WarlordDilley @miguelifornia @CJDanielsFarms @PeteHegseth True story.

@CJDanielsFarms @PeteHegseth Secretary Hegseth unfortunately doesn't have authority over the VA. If he did, it would have been fixed a year ago.

“Elon Musk is a trillionaire.” As a securities law attorney, please allow me to explain how anyone who says this is basically lying to you: 1. The Securities and Exchange Commission has a myriad of laws that prevent founders and other large stockholders of publicly traded companies from dumping their shares. There are substantial holding period requirements, volume of sales limitations and public reporting obligations for stock sales. Basically, Elon holds largely illiquid shares, he is a “trillionaire” on paper only, and the best analogy is when people peg your net worth based on your home’s market price. That’s not money in your pocket, that’s the house you live in. 2. All that money raised in the IPO? That’s not going into Elon’s pocket like the lying socialist idiots want you to believe. It’s a capital influx that will be used to make more rockets and get more payloads into orbit. It’s a CAPITAL investment—that money is like a business loan, it’s not your money to keep, it’s your money to grow the business. 3. If it WERE legal for Elon to dump his shares, the share price would crash basically instantly and the company could very well fail. If you bought SpaceX shares in the IPO, congrats. You just bought a lottery ticket, just like Elon. May the odds ever be in your favor. So the next time someone screeches about how unfair it is that Elon Musk creates wealth that benefits all of humanity, throw the truth back in their faces.

Social Security is expected to be insolvent in 6 years. When Elon Musk ran D.O.G.E. they found trillions in waste, FRAUD, and abuse. This would more than cover Social Security for a century. Was it just found but nothing was done about it? Is it still being paid to fraudsters today? Our government hates us.

Bingo!

These grifters never have, and never will produce anything

President Trump just announced that he ordered an air strike against Nino Guerrero, the leader of Tren De Aragua, a designated Venezuelan narco terrorist organization that has murdered many Americans. Thank you, President Trump and @SecWar. Please do the same to the Islamic terrorists in Iran! I voted for the mass murder of terrorists. 🇺🇸

@Milajoy @jjauthor Hemp neck device.

Should members of Congress who personally profited from scamming USAID funds go to prison?

FYI… Elon Musk dropped $11 BILLION in taxes in a single year. The largest personal tax payment in American history. While he’s out here building companies, creating thousands of millionaires, and paying more than most countries GDPs in taxes… Democrats like Elizabeth Warren scream that the rich don’t pay their “fair share” and lecture everyone about “equality.” Meanwhile she created exactly one millionaire in her career, herself. Keep crying, Liz. The numbers don’t lie

Yup!

@sayitnspinit And start giving HER $ away.

Elizabeth Warren's salary is $174k per year and she's worth about $12 million. She really needs to shut the fuck up!!