@Seriously_1970 Well… eggplants were measured. No one slipped and broke a hip. Nobody lost their job. All’s well that ends well.
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Mike
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@MikeFL30
“Be Yourself; Everyone Else Is Already Taken.” Father, husband. Enthusiastic purveyor of sarcasm. Enjoy ⛳️🔴🟡🍢🏈⚾️
Florida, USA شامل ہوئے Ağustos 2012
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@CookedGooseinFL Dude’s closing in on 70 and still addicted to running for elected office.
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Well, that’s an unexpected start to Florida’s special session
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@MarcACaputo Unprecedented (except that it has happened before depending on how you count).....good. Hope that it goes through. Democrats can always gerrymander the New England states to offset this, right?
Heh.
You cannot report this from a vacuum. Florida is reacting to other states.
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Unprecedented in Florida:
✅a mid-decade congressional redistricting special session convened by gubernatorial fiat —not the courts
✅24 hours before start time: legislators havent even seen the maps, drafted secretly by Team DeSantis, they plan to rubber stamp
Prior 🧵👇
Marc Caputo@MarcACaputo
2/10 Under FL’s Fair Districts amendment, lawmakers can’t carve seats with “the intent to favor or disfavor a political party or an incumbent” But “intent” can be hard to prove. It takes time in court And this about clock management axios.com/2026/04/24/des…
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Mike ری ٹویٹ کیا
The “housing shortage” narrative is one of the biggest lies being sold right now.
Why?
Because a LOT of people get paid when you believe there’s a shortage.
Builders.
Lobbyists.
Economists.
Media.
Florida does NOT have a shortage of physical homes.
We have:
• A pricing problem
• A product mismatch
• An affordability crisis
We are PRE-supplied in mid-level luxury.
We are UNDER-supplied in starter homes…
…because starter homes are less profitable to build.
That leaves us stuck in the middle.
And until prices come down significantly, the market stays frozen.
Let’s be clear:
You do NOT have a “shortage” when:
• Prices are dropping
• Rents are dropping
• Supply is rising
• Builders are overbuilding
That is not a shortage.
That is a market repricing.
The “10M shortage” narrative ignores one key question:
Shortage of WHAT?
Luxury homes? No.
Affordable monthly payments?
Yes.
Big difference.
Melody Wright@m3_melody
Was at a housing policy conference yesterday w/ some of the biggest "establishment" names in housing All you heard was shortage, shortage, shortage and hopium that younger gens will somehow soon be able to afford houses On stage I offered to take anyone on a tour No takers
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@The1WhoKnows7 He’s not wrong. How does calling out an actual issue Florida’s facing make him not “Republican?” Get outta here with your tribal blindness.
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Rick Scott is supposed to be a republican, right?
Rick Scott@SenRickScott
Florida’s unemployment rate is ABOVE the national average and it’s only GROWING. The latest state jobs numbers show we lost over 43k jobs all in critical industries. Florida had one of the worst performing job markets over the past year. Our state needs to stay focused on adding private sector jobs and driving down cost of living — just like President Trump is trying to do across the country.
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@WatchChad Wasn’t enough for Chad to mess up his own state. Gonna try and screw up ours too. Those who know, realize we don’t have a good history with “chads.” Redistricting will backfire. Credible (actually having any) platform and candidates would have been a better option.
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I was talking to friends who live in Florida.
Here’s their major concern for this upcoming special session.
Redistricting.
There’s been a HUGE influx of people moving to Florida in the last 6 years, so the congressional map is no longer reflecting population demographics.
The Florida special session is coming up. Redistricting is on the docket. Governor DeSantis supports it. This is the time to secure Florida as a deep Red state long term.
Florida lawmakers, make sure this is top priority as this is top of mind for your voters!!!!
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@podiatristdon Dinklage was in negotiations to portray him in the movie. Talks broke down when he learned there’d be few speaking lines and was asked to shave his head. In talks with the Keebler elf now.
GIF
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Last night at the Blue Oyster, Jay Collins answered questions from his potential voter.
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'What are 3/5 of each house willing to put on the ballot?'
@GovRonDeSantis struggles to build legislative consensus for his plan to get rid of homestead property taxes.
Reporting by @AGGancarski
#FlaPol
floridapolitics.com/archives/79035…
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If you think about it, Spirit is the perfect airline for Donald Trump to purchase.
Kyle Potter@kpottermn
NEW: Bloomberg reports that the potential bailout of Spirit could result in the federal government owning up to 90% of the airline. Wow.
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@WollastonWntr63 @ImBreckWorsham That’s just it. The collective has lost its objectivity. Hive-mind is clearly in fashion. I preferred it more when less folks paid attention. In hindsight, come to find out, the notion we needed a bigger tent was a fallacy or at least misguided.
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He's just been hovering near the 36% - 42% range forever and it's been maddening.
Is this country really that brain dead?
Perhaps when people begin to feel the inevitable austerity that's on the way they'll begin to realize that this moron should be the most hated "president*" in history.
So many were so badly fooled by this worthless miserable psychopathic POS.
I mean, I'm not bitter or anything, just trying to be objective and help the folks, lol.
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BREAKING: Trump approval rating drops from 32% to 29%.
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@AG_Nole8387 “Sorry?” Nah. They built a club on top of my seats. I’m not sorry. I’m displaced.
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I'm sorry. This WAS a thing of beauty. Pride and elitism have ruined it.
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@WollastonWntr63 @ImBreckWorsham Hold on. Summer gas hasn’t been priced in yet. Just wait… Oh, and freaking near $9 for a container of blueberries got my attention Tuesday!
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@ImBreckWorsham He's now below 30%?
I mean, in a sane America he'd be in single digits.
But I'll take the sub 30% for now.
Trending the right way.
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@zerofoxgiven21 @ChristinaPushaw I stole once in middle school and aided and abetted one additional time. Just wasn’t cut out for that line of work. My father nearly disowned me. Nearly screwed up the whole job. Luckily we got away. 😜
Thievery is low. I don’t even leave the store if they mis-ring something.
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@ChristinaPushaw When I was 10, I stole a roll of Lifesavers from a mom & pop grocery. My mom marched me up to store & made me apologize & give it back. I was so deeply humiliated I can't to this day even fathom it.
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I'm glad I was raised with Catholic guilt because I'd hate myself if I ever did this. It's not like she is starving and unable to afford food.
New York Post@nypost
Anti-capitalist New Yorker writer brags she stole from Whole Foods 'on several occasions' in NYT podcast trib.al/zh6jiuh
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@PeterSchorschFL Fishback is such a tool. Also, looks like someone forced the glizzy on him. Doesn’t look as comfortable with it as one might think he would be. I had him down as a real glizzy guzzler.
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$100 to a charity of his choice if Fishf*ck can show an active @Costco membership in his name
James Fishback@j_fishback
As Governor, I’ll keep the Costco hot dog at $1.50. @ByronDonalds, on the other hand, will raise it to $9 and pocket the difference.
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@atrupar I listened to this with great nausea.
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"Even though they witnessed a literal miracle, it didn't matter" -- Hegseth offers an anecdote about being in church last Sunday to compare the American media to Pharisees
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This will backfire. FL GOP needs to read the room. Of course, to read the room, one must be sober and from the looks of things, there’s one hell of a “party” going on over there. Not a dry glass in the joint.
Matt Dixon@Mdixon55
Most Florida Republicans, who have long feuded with DeSantis, either oppose congressional redistricting or don't really care There are no actual maps finished at this point with less than a week before redistricting session was set to start DeSantis says maps will still be redrawn, and those supportive of White House's national redistring effort are confidenct Florida will still get it done Map drawing gets messy in Florida.....
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@ThisThatOther2 Ignoring the constitution is a non-starter. Many are burned out by all the nonsensical Trump butt kissing and performance politics. I think many will sit this one out or vote Rodriguez.
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I’m not a huge fan of either attorney general candidate but it is important to vote Uthmeier. Rodriguez is a liberal lunatic, as people in Miami might know, and we might end up with a lawless Florida resembling blue states.
The Trump backlash continues against those who kissed his butt. Obviously, DeSantis isn’t paying attention. Or he’s done with politics.
InteractivePolls@IAPolls2022
FLORIDA POLL - Attorney General 🟦 José Javier Rodríguez: 43% 🟥 James Uthmeier (inc): 40% —— FL Generic Ballot: Likely voters: Dem 46-45% Unaffiliated voters: Dem 52-23% —— Trump net approval Likely voters: (-6) Unaffiliated voters: (-39) —— MDW/Edge Communications | 3/27-4/3
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