Modi Wetzler

Congratulations to #NASA for its first, and hopefully penultimate, launch of the Richard Shelby Pork Barrel Launch System #Artemis #RocketThatCongressBuilt youtube.com/watch?v=CMLD0L…

#ElonMusk announces that Twitter will hire a new Chief Scapegoating Officer soon. Extensive "chump" experience a plus reuters.com/technology/elo…

@FrogLeapStudios @LeTrianonParis US tour in 2023? PLEASE?

What a way to end the France run! Thank you Paris and @letrianonparis for an incredible night!! #frogleap #tour #epic instagram.com/p/CkS9DIKsRg_/…

Resting shart face? Personally I think we need fewer megalomaniacal billionaires and to have them all be quieter. #ElonTwitter #ELONMUSK #Elon

Proud to have a former student in this group pubs.acs.org/doi/full/10.10…

Space is for all of humanity--the multi-multi-millionaires AND the billionaires! Thanks guys, I'll keep that in mind. twitter.com/richardbranson…

I have been thinking about how different people interpret data differently. And made this xkcd style graphic to illustrate this.

For a sobering British perspective on American race relations during World War II: getpocket.com/explore/item/b…

@MarkBlenner I always use "work with." That's the reality.

When are we going to flip grad student language? You don’t work for me. You work for you. And I work for you too.

Gave a student feedback on "selling" a major in LinkedIn: "I'm majoring in underwater basket-weaving because in these challenging times underwater basket-weaving is a socially-distanced, politically-neutral activity that can help people re-establish mental and emotional control."

@FrogLeapStudios Leo, bro, do us all a favor and put up a 1 hour cut of Africa and that unbelievable Outro on repeat without without the "hey guys I just wanted to say." I hate having to switch back to YouTube to hit "replay" over and over! Thanks man!

@Duval_Lab @maur_or_less @KathrynGWilcox Bananas: The root of all evil! :)

Live (masked and socially distanced), from the AW Smith Conference Room...it’s #Sciencepalooza! 🥳 Thanks to @maur_or_less for taking the lead on our booth and @KathrynGWilcox for organizing the event! Always fun to play “radioactive or not” and talk about shielding ☢️

Well worth every second of the whole six minutes.

#HappyVeteransDay2020 In my experience the biggest limitation for student success in college isn't intelligence but maturity (especially how it translates to managing time and anxiety). I've always loved teaching and working with veterans!

@derrick_a_rob Hey, it won't let me DM you (I guess we don't follow each other? I can never remember Twitter's rules for DMs), but if you can DM me the files that would be awesome! Thanks!

I got sick of my splash guards rolling around in their drawer or swaddled in lots of bubble wrap, so I printed some nifty stands for them ☺️ DM for files if interested!

@davidladner You look very much like Walter White (aka Heisenberg)!!! 😀

Even when I was just starting as an assistant professor I didn't prepare this well for lectures.

My wife: "I dreamt I was in your organic chemistry class and I fell asleep!" (she's also a chemist) Me: "Baby, I can make your dreams come true!" #RealTimeChem

@FoodieScience Whatchya working on?

Drops the mic. (Yes, it is too long but the draft is finished)

My 7-year-old: "Daddy, did you know the humans and bananas share 50% of their DNA?” Me: “My DNA is banana’s, D-N-A-N-A-N-A!” 7yo: “???” Me: <heading over to YouTube> Is that factoid f’real? #NoDoubt @GwenStefani

Hometown hero (he's from Anderson, 10 miles from Clemson). Wonder if some of his incredible gravitas as an actor came from his medical struggles. Wakanda Forever!