Nick

This animal represents how I feel 99% of the time. Hand gesture and all.

“You only care about violence against women and girls when it’s committed by a brown person” I’m living for Thangam Debbonaire losing her shit after being incessantly interrupted by Sarah Pochin and then utterly bodying her. No notes.

@tomhfh @sainsburys I have a £1 token on my keys that I use instead 😂😂

Big Sainsbury’s used to be happy to unlock trolleys for me to use. Now they insist I must carry a pound coin to do so, like it’s the Middle Ages. Why the regression, @sainsburys? Why do I have to carry around a pound coin I will use for literally no other purpose than unlocking my ability to shop?

@demontwunkjames 🥵🥵🥵

@EastMidRailway A 10% increase is a bit steep, no?

@NichHarri Hi Nick, our car park prices changed across our network from the 1st June. These changes support our continued investment in the quality, safety, and accessibility of our facilities, helping us maintain a reliable and secure parking experience for our customers.^CL

@EastMidRailway Do you know why car parking charges have gone up 10% without any warning?

@StarbucksUK Hello! Ordered a mobile order via the app yesterday. However, the store couldn’t make it as their ice machine was broken. They said to reach out to customer services to get a refund. Are you able to help? Thanksssss

@abbythelibb_ Aren’t you a nasty piece of work…

I've had a Hello Fresh discount offer sitting on my counter for two months because I intended to subscribe for postpartum. It would have been a big help in our house. Now I won't. Utterly repulsed.

@CarterRoutes Do you not know what a marginal rate is? For every extra £1 that is earned they are taxed 57p of it

Someone earning £50,000 pays roughly: • £7,486 in income tax • £2,994 in National Insurance • £2,250 in student loan repayments (if they went to university) That’s about £12,700 in total deductions… an effective deduction rate of around 25%, not a 57% tax rate. Student loans are a bad system, let’s not pretend otherwise but this is nonsense framing.

@ZaraRahim @thetimes @guardian @BBC @Charles_HRH @DUALIPA @UKVIgovuk Why wouldn’t you apply for it earlier?

Thousands of travelers flying to London (including me!) are stuck and losing thousands bc the UK’s ETA visa system is completely shut down??? This is insane. HELP!!! @thetimes @guardian @BBC @Charles_HRH @DUALIPA @UKVIgovuk!

@stuey_beef £32k for a logo is dirt cheap for rebranding. How much would renationalising all the rolling stock cost? As they ROSCO would need to be compensated for then rolling stock value… you’re likely looking at many £10s of billions….

When Labour nationalised the first rail operator in May 2025, it needed a new brand for Great British Railways. So it commissioned one. The logo cost £32,400 of taxpayer money. Not the infrastructure. Not the rolling stock. Not improved signalling, faster services, or better wi-fi. The logo. The government says nationalisation will save taxpayers “up to £150 million a year” previously paid in management fees to private operators. That claim appears in almost every press release. It is the centrepiece of the entire programme’s justification. Here is the problem. The three rolling stock companies — the ones that own and lease the actual trains — pay out £390 million a year in private dividends. Every year. Money that flows entirely outside the nationalised structure Labour has built. So the maths, roughly: save £150 million in management fees. Keep paying £390 million in ROSCO dividends. Net position: still £240 million a year worse off than genuine full nationalisation would be. But the logo looks lovely.

@JanGoodeve @TLRailUK Yes in the half a day it’s been nationalised…

Thameslink, Southern, Great Northern and Gatwick Express have transferred into public ownership today to deliver more reliable, passenger-centred services across the network 👇 (1/3)

@tomhfh Didn’t work Tom

What happened to when they go low, we go high?

AC 🥰

@tomhfh It says complete or in progress. So I’d wager a lot is in progress and not actually complete

If all of this has already been done how on earth is it going to take another decade and a half to build this bloody railway?

@EleanoraStats What the fuck are you on? You’re batshit crazy

Pure fucking evil that will lead to a big increase in poverty, unemployment and excess deaths from ill health. Furious that their Euthanasia Bill got blocked, Labour are now opting to socially cleanse disabled people from the country through other means.

My pet hate that I find completely and utterly intolerable is people who bang their knife and fork loudly on a plate.

You can’t come with me…

Make that physically stalks. Running into in two separate shops on two consecutive weekends is not a coincidence.

Could I be a hero that's still in the making? Should I play the villain and love all the fame?

Can I be myself in a world that's just faking?