OldGold80

Me: “Have a great day kids, I just know it’ll be a great one!”. Also me: “When did they make Marmite fucking runny?!”

@RealTimVine Definitely 2, as they are used to their team bottling it. Being “Spursy” is bad but has never meant relegation.

This has been on my mind. As a neutral who would you rather be? 1. A Spurs fan and this season they get relegated. 2. An Arsenal fan and this season they don’t win any trophies. Spurs and Arsenal fans obviously can’t answer this.

@bushontheradio Hardened mashed potato

What household item / thing / food would be a good temporary filling for a pot hole in the street?

@bushontheradio Sorry for your loss mate. When listening to music in the car, the wife usually skips each song after a few seconds until she finds one she always plays. Often means we have a full journey of intros. So that’s exactly what she’s having when it’s her day 😆

Went to my friend Matt's funeral on Friday. The final walk past the coffin song was Jon Secada - Just Another Day. Inspired. What closing song would you have at your funeral?

@LastManBalling @bushontheradio Prick

@bushontheradio How did he die? Boredom from reading your posts?

@bushontheradio Where are you living that you get change from £5 when buying a Twix?? 😆

I see it like this: If Arteta won £5 on a scratch card, he wouldn't buy 5 more and go for it, he'd get a Twix and save the rest for parking.

Some great in play bets on Bet365. Saka 1+ limps 4/5 is a real stand out.

Assume we’re all happy to roll over and have our tummies tickled by West Ham?

Adding Lewis “Haul” Hall to my already huge list of players that are brilliant until I buy them in FPL.

@bushontheradio My mum has always “tinkle”. Gives me the ick

When you tell someone you'll get in touch with them on the telephone what word do you use? Ring, call, bell, buzz? Others?

@SkySportsPL It might be time for Liam Rojunior to have a stab at it now

"The responsibility and accountability is with me" Liam Rosenior shares his frustration after Chelsea's loss to Everton 😤

Cole Palmer is going to be nowhere near our world cup starting x1.

Chelsea spend more on transfers every season than the entire national debt, and they still play like the Faroe Islands

@RockandGoal55 @henrywinter You’ll be saying that in 4 years time too. His international time is done

@OGold80 @henrywinter Henderson has had a great season for Brentford and has loads of tournament experience.

Great attitude from Alex Scott. Omitted from England squad. Focuses, goes out and shows all his strengths in and out of possession for 90 mins for Bournemouth against Manchester United. Only 22, England opportunity will come again with mindset and ability like his. #BOUMUN

If there’s one thing I’ve got down to a fine art, it’s tuning into a football game at the exact moment the guy everyone captained except me scores.

@ezzalodge @TheGriftReport Miranda, and that bloke from Mrs Brown’s Boys

@TheGriftReport Michael McIntyre Nish Kumar

I'll start, Rosie Jones.

@FPLDrogba I own him too so it’s inevitable. I’d rather own Brian Griffin

@OGold80 Watching that first half, got to agree. Worried he genuinely goes off at half time

Any Mbuemo news?!

@bushontheradio His left shoe looks a bit like you Bush

Some incredible shoes on this train.