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Sen. Bernie Sanders
Sen. Bernie Sanders@SenSanders·
I have tested positive for Covid. My symptoms are minimal and I will continue to work from home in Vermont while isolating in accordance with CDC guidance. I am glad to be fully up to date with the vaccine.
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@krassenstein you are wrong. dismissing a case doesn't prove anything. If you want proof have a trial. this isn't hard, and by dismissing cases you've opened the door to doubts.
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Brian Krassenstein
Brian Krassenstein@krassenstein·
The Lead-up to the Maine Decision. This is NOT a Civil War! 1) Interfere in an election by claiming you really won, and by pushing fake electors to say you won when the results showed the opposite. 2) Pretend you did it in the name of fairness, despite virtually every court telling you there is no case. 3) Claim that the other side is interfering in the election for trying to hold you accountable for interfering in the election. 4) Get your base outraged so you can try it again in 2024. For the record, I actually think that Trump will probably be re-added to the ballots in Colorado and Maine. Both the Colorado Supreme Court and Maine Sec. of State knew that their actions would merely push the decision to the US Supreme Court, as it should be. I will happily accept whatever decision the Conservative-leaning court makes here.
Ronna McDaniel@RonnaMcDaniel

Democrat election interference, just like we saw in Colorado. State officials do not get to decide who the American people cast their vote for. We look forward to helping fight this legal battle in the US Supreme Court.

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@krassenstein Clickbait whores that don't understand legal proceedings live of this garbage for driving views.. sound familiar?
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Brian Krassenstein
Brian Krassenstein@krassenstein·
I can't get over the outrage over a calendar. Conservatives are now attacking Conservatives/Libertarians because they decided to pose for a calendar in swimsuits, or in this case, an outfit that most women wear in public. This is just insane to me. Find something to be outraged over that deserves outrage... - Cancer - Homelessness - The cost of prescription drugs - Money in politics - Congressional stock trading - Pineapple Pizza
The Redheaded libertarian@TRHLofficial

@JennaEllisEsq @NancyRPearcey It’s a demonic calendar and we rock it.

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btw Brian.. it's too late.. the 4 people that saw this will remember how clearly it was written and how obvious it was. they will repeat it.. and it ruins your algorithm. Ironically, it would have happened years ago if our 1st amendment wasn't nullified. it took elon and 4 views
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58 times the state decided not to hear evidence on election security. meaning 58 times, you never got to hear the truth. they were all dismissed without trial or evidence being seen. Is this your proof our "democracy" is in tact?
Brian Krassenstein@krassenstein

@MarkJam73395966 How many courts told him that his cases didn’t have merit? 58?

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@krassenstein @MarkJam73395966 i'm sorry.. what was it.. 58 times we failed to get any hearing at all.. so no proof whatsoever that the elections were sound.. or not.. therefore you have an income i assume.
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@krassenstein @MarkJam73395966 you mean dismissed the charges without a hearing. No hearing means no evidence was presented for or against any argument. yours or the prosecution. therefore what you are bringing up in legal terms is.. we have no evidence either way if the election was rigged or not.
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Brian Krassenstein
Brian Krassenstein@krassenstein·
@votefloridaman Several federal judges called it an insurrection. Even judges Trump appointed. I’m not saying I agree but facts matter.
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@krassenstein The play clock will resume with 2.40 seconds left in the 4th. the offensive team is now at 3rd and 56. I'd expect a hail Mary.
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@krassenstein Penalty!!!! for assuming guilt before innocence has been proven or not. this is a course 101 type "pre law" infringement and results in a 15 yard penalty and loss of a down.. huge error.
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Peachy Keenan
Peachy Keenan@KeenanPeachy·
"Riley, we love that you stood up for young girls who don't want men ogling them in the locker room while they get undressed. Now please get undressed so Conservative Dads can ogle you" This literally happened
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@EdKrassen that is the weirdest admission to pretending to be a 13 Y/O and watching gay porn all day i've seen by a large account.
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Ed Krassenstein
Ed Krassenstein@EdKrassen·
IMPORTANT! I decided to do a test here on X. I created an account pretending to be a 13-year-old. I said my birthdate was December 15, 2010. I gave my email and then created an account in 15 seconds. I then searched X for "Sex Senate" and clicked on the "media" tab. This is what I saw! Keep in mind that X thinks I'm a 13-year-old. All of these images / videos you see below I edited to remove some graphic content. The bottom middle video is not censored whatsoever. The others have the genitals blurred out. So, if you are posting these videos, yes 13-year-olds or children who simply say they are 13 years old or older, are seeing your sexual content. X needs to fix this, and the people posting this should be ashamed of themselves.
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