Paperwork Ninja

All right everyone, since it's almost college football season, I'm going to let you in on a secret: NCAA football coaches are all members of the FBI Witness Protection Program. They're given a ridiculous name and spend years learning how to coach at the college level. 1/x

@tuuu28283 I love it for its history, both good and bad, and I love it for the ideal it represents. Also, we had stars before the Communists tried stealing all of them in the name of "The People"

アメリカの兄弟達 アメリカの国旗ってかっこいいよね🇺🇸

@CyborgPeds I missed the Chicago heat wave of 1995 because I was deployed to Aviano and watching a civil war play out

@PaperworkNinja Yup

This was my first year of medical school. I didn’t have AC so I stayed with a woman I was dating who did. Hundreds of elderly people died because they used their fans and blew hot air into their apartments. We got a lecture a few months later from Edmund Donoghue who was the Cook County Medical Examiner. It was a harrowing story.

@TugboatPhil @ZannSuz So... What was it like being Radar O'Reilly's understudy

Phil at 18 years old, before he was a tugboat. Also thinking he was cool AF.

@galooticus Cycle 25 is definitely on its downward phase

@PaperworkNinja Just got home and fired up a rig. Can confirm: noisy and poor propagation even on 20 and 17 in broad daylight.

@FrankZYerbouti @Ancestry I take it her guitar burned you Protect your wife at all costs

@Ancestry My daughter just checked her profile, and I'm deceased, apparently.

The bands have been craptastic all day. I couldn't even get through to W1AW/1's CW transmission earlier.

@rhinegelt @iowahawkblog 🎵In the arms of the aaaaangels FAR AWAAAAAAAAAAAY🎵

@iowahawkblog Where's Sally Struthers when we need her

Please help, my family is dying

@Super70sSports Those people don't have a Maserati that does 185

If Life’s Been Good comes on the radio and you change the station, I’m just going to assume you hate everything that’s awesome.

Out at the radio club, solving all the world's problems one at a time

@iowahawkblog "As long as we beat Northwestern everything is fine beep boop" - Purdue BOT

I know Purdue is a techie school but honestly putting a bot in charge of hiring their president is a bridge too far

@3YearLetterman @jarvis_best @iowahawkblog He's doing his best as a strong black dead woman on the internet

@iowahawkblog @jarvis_best The Jarvis table will be Western society bottoming out

Does that shit really say “tech journalist”

@LouisvilleGun I miss all the good stuff I guess

Watching the crashout

@japan_nobunaga @DillowTalk2 My hometown has a gun shop across the street from an elementary school. It's only open by appointment because the owner wants to keep parents from worrying.

Hello from Japan 🇯🇵👋 I have a question for Americans 🇺🇸🙋 I've never seen a real gun in my life. Only in anime and movies. Is it true that Americans sometimes see guns at stores like Walmart? In Japan, we only see them on TV. Is that normal in America? 🤔

@punkeydoodles8 @Wizards_DnD What's my answer?

D&D RIDDLE ON THE WALL! WHAT'S YOUR ANSWER? @Wizards_DnD

@DoinksTheFrog @DownGrayedd I only want them if they're hot Fed women

All women on the internet are feds

@WithTheYew @PeaGravelNed Johnny Morris is digging a grave as we speak so he can lay down and spin in it.

Age restricted purchase at Bass Pro. SMDH

@RantyAmyCurtis KITTEH!

Status update. I am sitting on my bedroom floor with him.

@BPiddles The last time I tried to raise perennials they didn't make it through the summer.

I finally got some flowers planted. I usually do it at the beginning of the month, but the weekends have all been too cold or too rainy to work. I picked up some coreopsis and dianthus in addition to my usual petunias and geraniums. I want to see if I can get perennials to stay.