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The libertarian leaving my body every time I encounter libertarians on Twitter

The two most incompetent and destructive ministers in my lifetime, who brought our immigration system from best to worst, are promoted in Carney’s cabinet. Nothing has changed. A Liberal is a Liberal.

@jarvis_best That’s not funny at all. Evette is my wife.

Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone because his wife is super promiscuous. Doctor says, “Treatment is simple. Sleep with Evette - easiest lay in town. That should pick you up.” Man bursts into tears. Says, “But doctor… that’s my wife!”

It’s pretty wild that we’re left to wonder if the “girl” charged here is an actual female pretending to be male or a male pretending to be female.

@TimothyHorrigan @travis4nh Not every Rep need be an unserious clown to hold their job, Timothy.

Good question: why is @Travis4NH still in office?

"Freedom of speech does not and should not protect hate speech"

@PriusRunaway @latterdaylaura

@latterdaylaura Talisman Centre

My super strong parenting opinion is that while the kids are awake, you come last. No spending all of Saturday golfing. That’s family time. 6 am tee time only, maybe. Wanna go to the gym? Go after the kids go to bed, or wake up at 5. In a few short years, they’ll be out of the house and you’ll have all the time in the world for your own stuff. It’s okay to come last for a while.

@mattbramanti Sadly.

wait is this a real thing

@markgurman “Siri… directions to Cupertino”

BREAKING: Just five minutes before Trump's announcement to halt the attacks on Iran, massive trades reportedly hit the market. In one move, $1.5 billion in S&P 500 (ES) futures was bought while $192 million in oil (CL) futures was sold. These orders were 4–6x larger than anything else at the time. The trader seemingly made huge gains. Unusual.

Isaac Newton discovering Pink Floyd (1660)

@Calibremag The white woman using the POC minister as a prop and shoving him out of the way when he's not saying the right thing really sums up the Liberal Party, though.

@SharkFloppKing $0, almost. I once absentmindedly drove off without paying. About an hour later I realized what I had done and went back and paid.

.98 cent

The Liberals claim these are assault style firearms.

There's no way I'll look my kids in the eye and say I gave up my property, principles, and liberty. Not for this. The Liberal regime is not getting my guns. Not now, not ever.

@braxton_mccoy There was a lot of debate naming our new pup, but if we could go back we would name him Hoover or Dyson.

Was always going to go this way tbh. If you're in ID, MT, Wyo, or UT and selling herding dog pups hit us up. Even mutts. We need another one now.

@Calibremag We witnessed four of the five stages of mourning all at once. Denial, anger, bargaining, depression. Soon, acceptance.

Overall, the key takeaways from today's announcement are: 1) From the misplaced anger displayed today, it can be assumed that within gov't the program is not being considered a success, and 2) Carney is not adequately controlling his caucus to maintain messaging. Sub-points:

His experience of what happened to CF made him realize that there are very few "good people" that are willing to run for office because of the risks not only to themselves, but to their family, friends and associates. If this is what happens to someone like CF, who clearly had a history that was the "antithesis of what the allegations claimed." What hope does any normal person have against motivated political attacks. 24/