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@BGatesIsaPyscho I’ve noticed everyone on X is an expert about handling a big ship

@Its_Weary @BSBSCOUT Honest question. Did you ever play the game? I made AA. Top 10 D1 program in college

@RA_Plunk @BSBSCOUT Ball, argue with a wall

First pitch in MLB history with a woman behind home plate is a blown call.

@Its_Weary @BSBSCOUT Where the catcher catches the pitch is not the strike zone. The strike zone is 18-24 inches before that. But moron fans don’t comprehend that

@RA_Plunk @BSBSCOUT That pitch was absolutely NOT a strike man lmao come on now

@CJNitkowski I played up to AA ball. Every umpire has a slightly different strike zone. As long as they are consistent it’s fine. And she was consistent with that location all day. The little ridiculous strike box the Xbox people take as gospel is not accurate

The first Frozen Pizza for Jen Pawol!

@JoePompliano Typical black man. Only competes if he has a major advantage. Same reason why they never fight one on one

Michael Jordan is competing in the White Marlin Open this weekend with his 82-foot Bayliss fishing boat. MJ and the Catch 23 crew are currently in second place after weighing in a 71-pound white marlin. If the result holds, they'll walk away with $400,000 in prize money.

@AddulamCave @MissVega8888 Bull 💩. Don’t talk about things you know nothing about

@MissVega8888 Goonies was a movie for younger kids, it wasn’t a show for older teens. You wouldn’t seen older teens lined up for that movie.

I wasn’t even alive in 1985 and this video made me cry 😭 Was it really this great?

@BuckeyeNatty For better or worse The Game has had its importance diminished by the CFP. It reached its zenith during the BCS era and specifically 2006

This is straight facts I do not care at all about losing to Michigan Did the day suck? Absolutely But I Do Not Care

@thefactsdude He was 🔥 alive through the whole clip. He opened the door and fell out at around the 30 second mark. Awful way to go

New: 17-year-old driver, Raki Henderson, died in a fiery crash after a police pursuit in Milwaukee’s Lincoln Park neighborhood

@BuckeyeNatty Yep. I used to go at least once a week, but haven’t been even once in the last two years. It’s a shame that it went downhill

@RA_Plunk Right around the same time

I had a feeling Bdubs was starting to go down hill once they got rid of their jalapeño poppers The fall of the wings came shortly after But the poppers were the beginning of the end

@CollinRugg Reminds me of Handi Man

NEW: NASCAR driver Connor Zilisch taken off by stretcher after falling from his car while celebrating his first place finish. Zilisch was put on a stretcher and put into an ambulance before being sent to the infield care center. “Zilisch had just scored his series-high sixth win of the season … Zilisch is scheduled to make his fourth Cup start Sunday,” NBC reported.

@victorgreen2121 @nyjets No wonder the Jets are a laughingstock. Soft as Charmin

Congratulations to my former teammate Tom Brady. But he didn’t have to throw a jab at my beloved team, @nyjets. This should get the Jets and the fans fired up to kick some Pats butt this season. Remember TB12, you are retired.

@H_Singh1708 @nicksortor Go fuck a goat

@nicksortor Trump's failure to address urban violence and his divisive rhetoric have fueled chaos in Navy Yard, leaving communities vulnerable just a mile from the Capitol.

🚨 BREAKING: SH0TS are ringing out in Washington, DC’s Navy Yard, less than ONE MILE from the Capitol Building Over 100 black teens have taken over the park, terrorizing the neighborhood FBI and DHS responding now TAKE OVER DC, PRESIDENT TRUMP!

@catturd2 Yep. Golfers and NASCAR guys are athletes 😂

Horrible.

@CollinRugg Obviously Chuck Johnson had a very large life insurance policy

NEW: Georgia woman forgives the man who took her husband’s life, embraces him in court as was sentenced to 20 years in prison. Regina Johnson and her husband Chuck Johnson were married for 50 years before his life was tragically taken. Joseph Tillman was seen crying as he was sentenced for hom*cide by vehicle, DUI, and reckless driving. Johnson told Tillman that she forgives him and that God loves him. Tillman whispered back: “I'm so sorry. I am so sorry.” In response to the emotional moment, the judge said: “I don't think I've ever seen the wife of a victim hug the defendant where they k*lled somebody.” Tillman was sentenced to 20 years with prison time suspended if he completes a two year inpatient rehab program, according to ABC 7.

@CollinRugg Liberals are almost all Debbie Downers

Liberal creators are fuming that conservatives, specifically Charlie Kirk, are not fuming over South Park making fun of them. > South Park makes fun of Charlie Kirk. > Charlie Kirk laughs it off. > The Left gets triggered that Charlie Kirk is not triggered. Remarkable.

Who is the BEST actor of all time?? D) Kevin Costner B) Al Pacino C) Leonardo DiCaprio D) Clint Eastwood E) Someone Else

@MedGold_ My wife and I had to go get her best friend from a Mexican restaurant in the mall. Bartender spiked her margarita. Luckily she was able to call and when we got there she was just about ready to pass out. Sleazy bartender tried to stop me and I dropped him cold. I was so pissed

@burziyech Almost as if they are purposely trying to be bad

The reds trading for Ke’Bryan Hayes is one of the most illogical moves I can ever remember. They had a bad offense, traded for the worst hitter in baseball, took on almost $30 million in salary, and blocked their best position prospect who is in AAA all at the same time.

@FBGreatMoments I think #47 called in sick for the next days film session

Herm Edwards & Brian Billick mic’d up during Ed Reed’s called-back pick-six 😅