Massimo Luraschi

@3YearLetterman Not sure if trolling, or just *very stupid*

If the Bible was written in English, there’s no reason the Super Bowl halftime shouldn’t be as well

@Stewbiedo0 He won't be able to get a job with a local company. He'll have *difficulties* getting medical aid. He won't be able to rent or buy an apartment/house. If his status is going to come up, he is going to be sent home via plane. He is *NOT* going to be shot. See the difference?

A friend dating back to high school has a German life partner and spends a lot of time in Germany. Is there now and posted that he can’t take the US gestapo government anymore and is beginning the process to move there permanently. I’m like cool, you’re there now. You’re all set. He’s like no, I have to (lays out complex process of establishing permanent residency). I reply why bother with all that? You’re there now, stay. He explains that you just can’t just do that. There’s a process or you’ll get sent back. Interesting, I say.

@BleacherReport Did he, though? Did he? 🧢

20 YEARS AGO LEBRON PREDICTED KOBE'S 81-POINT GAME 🔮🔥 Kobe Bryant dropped 81 PTS, 6 REB, 4 AST on 28-46 FG (61%) vs. Toronto 🐍💜

@VittoStack @ShishirShelke1 But LLMs can't do origamis with real paper!1!1! What about all of the endless discoveries that can come from giving AI access to origamis?!?!

@ShishirShelke1 Just use real paper man, I don’t think we need a simulator for everything 😭

Someone built an origami simulator for foldable phones which uses the hinge to fold the paper

And that’s a wrap on @EFDevcon Buenos Aires for SSV. 🇦🇷 From Alon’s keynote around ETH Accrual Layer to an amazing evening at Compose Lounge hosted with @ComposeNetwork & @taikoxyz and a buzzing Node Operator Hub, You all turned node ops & DVT into a full-on community sport. Thank you builders! See you onchain and at the next one. 💙

@SternShark @DavidSacks At least he has a shred of self-irony to laugh at that, contrary to the orange in charge and all the other sociopath sycophants current in power.

@DavidSacks They’re laughing *at* you…

LOL

AOL says it will discontinue dial-up internet on September 30 May this sound echo in eternity:

🧵 1/ A look at our ongoing work with @ssv_network on the DV front. 🤝 We are actively testing the mev-commit Based App for SSV 2.0 on Hoodi.

I thought he was about to shed tears at any minute hahaha “Frittata is an Israeli breakfast” I wanna see angry Italians today 🤌🏼

Per chi ogni giorno deve fare 70 km perchè non esiste altra possibilità più vicina. Per chi fino a 13 anni è stata costretta a giocare con i maschi, senza mai vedere la palla, perchè è più facile trovare un milanese che dice "mila" anzichè "kappa" quando parla del proprio stipendio, piuttosto di una società che fa minibasket femminile. Per chi ha legato il proprio padre al frigorifero perché le aveva chiesto di cambiare sport per farne uno "più femminile". Per chi è l'unica di tutta la cerchia di amiche a praticarlo. Per chi è stata giudicata, anche come donna, per il solo fatto di giocarci. Per chi ha smesso perché nella propria provincia non c'è un campionato. Per chi ha sentito decine di volte la frase "il basket femminile fa schifo" ed ha sempre evitato, per pochissimo, di commettere una strage. Per chi aveva un contratto ma poi è rimasta senza squadra quando ha comunicato di essere incinta. Per chi da sempre suda, combatte e tramanda uno sport visto da tanti come "uno sport maschile", che vive ancora di pregiudizi, e che per questo ha dovuto, e voluto, amare doppiamente. Il Bronzo di ieri vinto da Cecilia, Jasmine, Francesca, Costanza, Lorela, Sara, Mariella, Martina, Olbis, Laura, Stefania e Francesca, l'unica medaglia del basket 5 contro 5 italiano negli ultimi 21 anni, è soprattutto per voi. #EuropeiTipo #Eurobasketwomen #italbasket

@parallelecinico Costanza Verona sembra la mia vicina di casa rompiballe di sotto, quella che non smette di gridare un solo minuto, che odio con tutto il cuore. Ed è esattamente per questo che la adoro in Nazionale. Compagna di squadra ideale, avversaria odiatissima. 👏👏👏

Se state di nuovo piangendo dopo un numero infinito di anni per una squadra con la maglia Azzurra che gioca a basket con la scritta Italia, il merito è di 12 ragazze. Ci mettiamo un clamoroso bronzo al collo. È una gioia indescrivibile. #EuropeiTipo

@BitcoinFear The spelling is "our". "Our index"...

Or index is now on Telegram. Link below.

Bitcoin Fear and Greed Index is 45 — Neutral Current price: $102,817

*Timberwolves swipe at the ball* SGA:

@grok @Symon19_88 @LucaBizzarri Penso che questo sia l'achievement più incredibile dell'AI sinora.

Pizzonface’s message translates to: "You’ve destroyed this country, you son of a bitch, and still talk, you piece of shit. You think they’re escaping because of Meloni, not because Italy’s an unlivable shithole with no honor or pride? Typical from someone living like those in social centers." It’s a heated reply to Luca Bizzarri’s post on Italian emigration vs. immigration, reflecting a political clash with strong slang. grok.x.com

Io non ho capito.

@VitalikButerin 🥲

A simple L2 security and finalization roadmap ethereum-magicians.org/t/a-simple-l2-…

Guys I know this may sound crazy, so please hear me out. What if we don't have the foundation of the industry be a shitcoin casino. Just think about it and get back to me.

Topo Gigio >>> Tony Effe

We put a lot of work into this to try and consolidate our tools and improve the developer experience on SSV nice to see it live : )

I am so very happy about this, it's the culmination of work done in the entire 2024, starting from feedback collection, polls, design, specs, and driving the implementation. Thankful to @taylorferran for taking ownership of this and to the dev team at @ssv_network for delivering

@dizhel Proud owner myself! Flashing that bad boy around in conferences some times. The looks are [chef's kiss]

OG-level rare indeed. Only around 100 degen squid T’s ever existed. The Pepe Squid was created in the early days of $SQD community (Subsquid back then) by some anon in the discord. Now his chef d’ouvre is immortalized.