Randy “Three Putt” Harris, MBA

i’ll sign her to a 15 second/$3 contract in my bedroom

@RandyHarrisIII Why did she underdress?

this guy definitely got laid. #LakeShow

@RandyHarrisIII I ain’t never seen anyone do this for Jordan

@ChetBagMcDougal neither do I Jet

@RandyHarrisIII don’t see anything wrong with this photo?

@ParkLang12 just took an hour long nap, pretty elite so far. how bout you Park?

@RandyHarrisIII How was your day randy

One basketball player you're never slandering no matter what? Ill go first. Blake Griffin.

Tell me I’m wrong 🤷‍♂️

I’ve been promoted to head chef at Waffle House

@HeftyMarty Beer

What should I get my mom for Mother’s Day?

Franklin got sun-dried 😔 #rip

@BlokeGriffin lowkey a sleeper…

@RandyHarrisIII Far and away the best flavor

What do y’all know about riptide rush

spending 30 mins cooking up a parlay just for it to go 1/6

@Mooseman0012 @culvers

Get me to God’s country.

job interview locked in for Tuesday, could be huge for #theprogram. no turning back now. 😤

@OnyxOdds “Clutch POTY” 😭🥀

If Jalen Brunson retired today, would he deserve to make the Hall of Fame? ⭐️ 3x All-Star ⭐️ 2x All-NBA ⭐️ 2025 Clutch POY ⭐️ 2x NCAA Champion ⭐️ 2018 Wooden Award ⭐️ 19.2 PPG / 3.2 RPG / 5.3 APG

I ain’t got ANY hoes in my phone 😔

@TheFieldOf68 @GoodmanHoops

Here are @GoodmanHoops’ BEST HIRES of the last decade 👀 Who’s too high and who’s too low? 🤔 FULL BREAKDOWN ⬇️
youtu.be/BQyKVerIXVU

we are ready to host a party I fear. 250 jell-o shots, 12 gallons of premade jungle juice, and 6 handles of alc. I fear we might die. #fridgedox best wishes, punisher

@HeftyMarty @TuggieMan @wiac_chef10 @AriGoldsBurner @xviwrd @ballsdeep67 @BoJDuke14 @MrSnack51 @WIACMax @ESPN_RickOwens @WIACPounder

I am organizing a burner shotgun race. Next time you shotgun a beer come back to this post and comment your time. The contestants are: @TuggieMan @wiac_chef10 @AriGoldsBurner @RandyHarrisIII @xviwrd @ballsdeep67 @BoJDuke14 @MrSnack51 @WIACMax @ESPN_RickOwens @WIACPounder