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@CoryMyres @TheNameofWar That's Chief Warrant Officer 5 Billy T. Friendly I think.

@TheNameofWar Bro killed half of Peru once.

Secret Service agents responding to the Augusta National Golf Course incident where an armed man took hostages and demanded to speak to President Reagan, Oct. 23, 1983.

@courtesywave What happened?

Good lord, Texas.

@MelchBD @sxsw “Affordable living”? Where?

Last day at @sxsw and I now know why founders moves to Austin You can see, more builders, more frontier tech, more AI offices You can understand the support from the city, lower taxes, abundance of energy and affordable living This will be a huge AI, robotics and energy hub for years & no doubt entrepreneurs and rich Californians will continue to move here

@TJ333x @LoriDelaneyJ @SouthwestAir Hey @grok, how much does a 737 weigh and how much mass would be required to shift the center of gravity 3feet?

@LoriDelaneyJ @SouthwestAir It’s weight and balance. If everyone moves seats the calculated balance moves the center of gravity of the plane outside the required area of the plane for safe operations. Definitely annoying but just the reality.

Hey @SouthwestAir - Flight WN2991 Tucson > Vegas tonight has abt 50 passengers. Please explain why I’m required to stay in a window seat in a full row when there are completely empty rows behind me? Please tell me why a flight attendant called me rude for asking? #RapidRewards

@CoachJimFuller Hey Capt @mackenziefield

Peter Dinklage welcoming Kyler Murray to the Vikings #skol

@JJWatt A big fat 0

Genuine question on a restaurant situation: You walk up to a counter to order. You find your own table and seat yourself. If you order coffee, they hand you a cup and you go fill it up yourself. If you order food, they hand you a buzzer and when it goes off, you go pick it up yourself. The iPad has a “20%, 25%, 30%, Other” tip option, with 20% already preselected. What’s your move?

@StilesSwitchBBQ @austinfoodmag My cholesterol just rose 20pts watching this. #worthit #takeanextralipitor

It’s a BIG WEEK AHEAD at STILES SWITCH BBQ! 🔥 The NOTORIOUS R.I.B. is making its way back to your SX-inspired Specials board this week! 🔥 Smoked Beef Rib on a bed of golden fried tater tots finished off w a drizzle of our house Chile con Queso. It’s one great bite. #AustinTX

@DannyDoubleYew @USArmy I’ll be another layer. Hell, I’ll even provide covering fire until I can’t.

@USArmy yall got any openings for a row of sandbags? I am willing to lay there and absorb small arms fire.

@kseofficial See yall in San Antonio!

The tickets to our summer tour with machine head, havok and iron reagan are on-sale now

@msgtusmc2010 @michaeldcargill @GovAbbottPress @LtGovTX @centexguns @ComeAndTalkIt Please explain to the class how any of your ideas would have stopped the Buford shooting?

@michaeldcargill @GovAbbottPress @LtGovTX @centexguns @ComeAndTalkIt Underage drinking, selling to minors, over servicing, how about the bars be properly held accountable. Kids running amuck in the street will only make it worse. There is no reason to block traffic there.

Texas Security Guards Can't Carry AR-15s to Protect Against Terror Attacks!!! It’s time to start blocking traffic on West 6th and go back to blocking traffic on East 6th in Austin, Texas.

@HeidiSnow381 @MrCArmstrong @financedystop Hey @MrCArmstrong a) you're not a Texan so quit pretending, b) go back home

@MrCArmstrong @financedystop This explains a lot …

This guy is shocked by a Texas breakfast, basically a hot dog and cheese stuffed inside sweet bread.

@laurenbabic @HeavyMetalYetii I’ll settle for a new record every 2 years instead of the 5-10+ year some are doing.

@SpillTheMemes Why am I being attacked?!

Accurate 😂😂

@wyldsyntax @sama I’ve been saying Terminator, I, Robot, The Matrix are actually documentaries for years. How the powers that be and the creators can’t see that is beyond me.

@sama We’re not gonna make it, are we?

Tonight, we reached an agreement with the Department of War to deploy our models in their classified network. In all of our interactions, the DoW displayed a deep respect for safety and a desire to partner to achieve the best possible outcome. AI safety and wide distribution of benefits are the core of our mission. Two of our most important safety principles are prohibitions on domestic mass surveillance and human responsibility for the use of force, including for autonomous weapon systems. The DoW agrees with these principles, reflects them in law and policy, and we put them into our agreement. We also will build technical safeguards to ensure our models behave as they should, which the DoW also wanted. We will deploy FDEs to help with our models and to ensure their safety, we will deploy on cloud networks only. We are asking the DoW to offer these same terms to all AI companies, which in our opinion we think everyone should be willing to accept. We have expressed our strong desire to see things de-escalate away from legal and governmental actions and towards reasonable agreements. We remain committed to serve all of humanity as best we can. The world is a complicated, messy, and sometimes dangerous place.

@DesireeAmerica4 Pretty sure this video can legally buy tobacco

The absolute reality check in this Walmart is unreal. ​A massive, swole dude is screaming and hyping himself up, trying to force a fight with a guy half his size who clearly wanted no part of it. ​Ten seconds later? ​The smaller guy casually folds him like a lawn chair four separate times. You cannot script this level of embarrassment.

@courtesywave @1027ESPN @brianjstubbs Whst was the name of the place you said you took the kids to recently? Said you had a really good steak and the kids loved the Cesar.

Coming up on The Sport of Life on @1027ESPN... It's Austin Supper Club time! This week, @brianjstubbs & I are at Lenoir w/ owner Jessica Maher! 6:00 - Lenoir 6:15 - Youth sports 6:30 - Boni's Bar Next Door 6:45 - 'Love' & weekly ATX food recs TUNE IN: 1027espn.com/show/the-sport…

@KevinDunn01 @WesC512 What time should we be there? I’ll bring wine.

Guess what got delivered today?? I have been searching for American or Australian Wagyu that is legit. 100% full blood Wagyu with Japan certificates. Great reviews & look at that marbling. Some great cuts at fair prices. I can’t wait. @WesC512

@chefsevenn If you have to basically burn them and cover in balsamic to make them palatable …maybe it’s not a good veggie to begin with. Hard pass for me.

Honestly, does anyone here actually eat Brussels sprouts?

@conductr_ @Codie_Sanchez Come visit in August and then imagine 3+ months of that weather. And oh yeah, 10k/yr plus on property taxes.

@Codie_Sanchez sounds good to me. it comes on my bucket list for sure

Do everything in your power to move to Austin.

@Codie_Sanchez @joeknowsthemrkt Part of the year? I think you mean most of the year.

@joeknowsthemrkt It’s hotter than a sauna part of the year and the allergies are awful BUT the people and what they’re building are amazing.