suddenly tim 😲

It's finally time to give up on this place. I've been over on BlueSky for a while. If you would like to join me, I'm bsky.app/profile/3shirt… over there. I know there's not many of you, but please come, it's a nice place. This will be my last tweet.

@YahisKing86757 @Sturgeworld Well you paid for a blue tick. Not sure your judgement on money matters is especially sound.

@Sturgeworld £80 for a fucking charger??? Price of having a new phone I guess. My iphone 5S still works and has more functions than I`ll ever want to use and the chargers are cheap as chips🤔😂

@SoVeryBritish I am rather partial to the Chilli Peppers' Snow (Hey Oh)

Question…

Hi @Tuskerdirect Is your website having issues? I can't log in and I'm using a password manager so pretty confident my credentials are right. I also tried a password reset but no email came through.

@rowansvirage Did you see when Jaykay arrived in his?!

The fans were out for today’s #sundayscramble

@BeckenhamRecs 9 now.

No worries mate, I’m running like 2 months behind on the podcast too 🤦🏻‍♀️😆 thanks Trav!!!

@Vinay_K_Joshi @matthewcrosby @EdGambleComedy This is where the email reference "Vin will you wear wigs" on this weeks podcast comes from. It's very funny. The actual reference is near the end. youtube.com/watch?v=IfhMIL…

Hi @samreich. This is somewhat random but I wanted to say thanks for Game Changer. I only found it recently but it became part of my daily routine. During a recent stressful period in my life, it offered a kind of comfort that helped me a great deal. I still do The Wenis!

@OctopusEnergy Can you clarify something on "greener days"? If Thursday is the greenest day does that mean literally 00:00 to 23:59 (so I should plug my car in Wednesday night). Or does it mean overnight FROM Thursday? In the latter case, what hours does it cover? Thanks

@NickMotown I put mine in Cowboy mode. Got a route in Tooting in good time.

I turned on the satnav in my new Nissan Dorma, and it took me straight back to Italy in 1990.

@LGTYoutube You hear a lot of comedians say we're in a post-satire world, and I feel it. If you wrote a sketch of this, people would think it was a bit too ridiculous.

@craiguito I can't use my aircon unit cos it actually just seems to push out MORE heat, especially that pipe thing sticking out the back of it.

I’ve got every window and door in the house open and it’s still boiling. Looks like I’m going to have to turn the heating off.

@LarryBundyJr Holy shit. Nice shout Larry, thanks!

Anyone with Amazon Prime here, if you go to their Prime Gaming website, you can pick up Suicide Squad: Kill the Justice League, Rise of the Tomb Raider and Chivalry II for free!!!

So is "Miss" Miss Piggy's first name? Is she Miss Miss Piggy? If she married would she be Mrs Miss Piggy, or if she took Kermit's name, Mrs Miss The Frog? #muppets

@BFryback This idea has already gone completely off the rails.

@LGTYoutube The Lionesses men's team isn't very good is it?

@buckaroo45 @Pops__o My best friend is a professional photographer and the way he can capture a scene makes me extremely jealous. Not only can he capture the beauty but often find it where it's not obvious.

@Pops__o My camera rarely, if ever captures what my eye sees. But yes, it's still a wonderful photo. It allows me to imagine

Took this yesterday evening thinking I hadn’t quite caught the beauty of golden hour on the crops, but in fact I think it’s still pretty spectacular

@Sturgeworld Are you sure they don't mean that your current look is a condensed form highlighting the key points of your style as a whole.

@DYSONlife4real I was an awful and scared swimmer until well into my teens. I went on a holiday with friends who were super chill about it and we just fucked about in the shallow end. It was such a positive experience I started learning properly soon after.

My 9 year old feels bad because she can’t swim yet I told her that there’s people older than her who can’t either Can you help me reassure her????….,,

@ThisIsTomLittle Confirmation bias I think. People who already don't like him/Labour are grabbing at whatever he might have said that they can use or twist to justify their position.