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Tesla Cybercab – "Plenty of room for the kids!"™

@sparro84219 @mattvanswol To be fair that's kind of like saying, "Our shop got robbed so we hired some security guards. Ever since we hired security there have been no more attempted robberies. Therefore the security guards are worthless."

What Americans get from TSA: You pay the 9/11 security fee on every ticket. You pay federal taxes that fund the ~$10 billion annual TSA budget. You arrive 2 hours early — now 3 or 4. You remove belts, laptops, liquids. You submit to body scanners that several European countries rejected over privacy concerns. You potentially get a pat-down that, if performed by anyone other than a federal employee, would constitute assault. Your bags get searched. Your belongings occasionally go missing. You get barked at by undertrained agents having a bad day. Parents get separated from children at checkpoints. Elderly people get humiliated. Disabled passengers get subjected to invasive searches. Medical equipment gets flagged. Breast milk gets confiscated. People get put on no-fly lists with no clear recourse. What you get in return, per the documented evidence: Zero terrorists caught at a checkpoint in 25 years. A 95% weapons detection failure rate. An agency that investigated itself and found its own complaint process lacks independence. Hundreds of agents fired or suspended for stealing from the very bags they were trusted to screen. The quality of life calculus is staggering when you add it up nationally. TSA screens roughly 2 million passengers per day. If each person loses a conservative 45 minutes of productive time to the security theater ritual — that's 1.5 million hours of American life lost every single day. That's over half a billion hours per year. Time with families. Time on work that matters. Time that belongs to the people it's taken from — without meaningful security in return.

🚨HOLY CRAP!!! The Houston TSA line has now stretched to a mind-blowing 150 minute-wait-time and has snaked around the airport, down an escalator and into BAGGAGE CLAIM!!! THIS IS INSANE!!!!

no we’re super serious guys

@Teslarati Being able to give verbal commands as you would a chauffeur for unusual or precise maneuvers.

What is your biggest hope for Tesla Full Self-Driving (Supervised) v14.3?

@Tesla_Optimus_V @MobofJoggers For robotaxi use probably. Depends on the area I guess. I've had my Model Y since October and have only washed the car once. My cameras are still always clear. But you could always have a bird crap on them or mud splash up on them.

@TeslaVisualized @MobofJoggers Maw maybe we need camera washers?

Red steering wheel incident. This is by far the worst thing I have had occur on FSD 14.2.2.4. I tried it three times and every time it failed. It was supposed to take a left and the left blinker was on, but it looks like it started to take a right and then it stopped, displayed the red starting wheel and told me to take over while I was pulled out into the lane.

@GregBellini66 @SawyerMerritt @wholemars @grok Florida is AV-friendly! 👍

NEWS: Tesla is Robotaxi service testing in Orlando, Florida. Multiple new Model Ys with rear camera washers and Texas manufacturer license plates have been spotted at the Tesla Lee Vista Blvd store in Orlando. Only the Model Y Robotaxis in Austin have had rear camera washers. Tesla said on its Q4 earnings call that Orlando was one of the 7 planned metro areas that would see robotaxi coverage in the first half of 2026. Thx for sending me the pics @lucretiupop!

@justin_horn The crash was on August 18, 2025, seven months ago.

Sorry, but this isn’t going to be worth a comparison unless it is the same version from this accident like a year or two ago.

@TheCaptainEli 🫶 stay strong brother.

If i don’t say it enough.. Thank you all for the support and kind words. I see all of you, i am trying to reply to as many as i can but, not always possible so, again, thank you so much.

It at least demonstrates how thousands of us see Tesla FSD perform every day in the same and similar situations. It further emphasises that she disengaged (intentionally or not) 4 seconds before the crash and FSD would have slowed past the 15 mph sign had she not done so. It's becoming more and more Occam's razor with each new piece of evidence.

@JCChristopher “FSD does the same exact thing every single time across old and new versions in every single driving scenario” is not the dunk you think it is

I went to the exact same location of the Cybertruck accident shown in the Fox News video. This is the US-69/59 Eastex Freeway northbound HOV lane at the Y-split near the Eastex Park & Ride exit (approaching from downtown Houston toward Humble). In the Fox News video, the vehicle failed to follow the right curve, going straight into the barrier. Well, I tested it twice today with Tesla FSD engaged the entire time with zero human intervention. And unless you think I am a hologram speaking to you from another dimension now, it worked out really well. Here is the video of me taking the exact same curve twice, with Tesla FSD v14.2.2.5.

@JCChristopher Nice job. Thank you for exposing this hogwash so quickly.

It's CRAZY to me that the Model Y L is $20k cheaper than the Kia EV9 here in Australia, yet 1000x better in every single way.

@SeekUpUF @Tesla It's got plenty of room for the kids!

I want to buy a @Tesla Cybercab for family use

@sanpellyenjoyer @bitcoin__intern Six years no interest is a great deal.

@bitcoin__intern Yeah 0% for 72 months

I’m gonna go jeetmode and get a Model Y, fuck this. 0% financing

@MobofJoggers If you watch the red fire hydrant in the camera view on your car's screen from 0:05 to 0:08, you see it go from fairly clear at the edge to completely blurry, as if the camera has Vaseline smeared all over it.

@MobofJoggers The car was saying your camera is dirty and has limited visibility. Even in your video, you can see how foggy and smeary it is before it displays the red hands. You can't make out anything through it.

@TicTocTick Got mine in October, best car ever!

Fuck this . Am buying a Tesla .

@321lift0ff @ReposedAnchor I sell covered calls when IV is .7 or above and we've run up significantly. Buy them back during times like this when IV is low. .45 currently.

@ReposedAnchor Do u sell covered calls to “rent” your shares out to collect $ during these choppy periods

$TSLA exactly 0% over last 6 months. Insane compression

@DavidMoss There's a lot I like about the Silverado ev features. Just needs FSD

Do you think this will be the next EV to get canceled? Just spotted this Chevy Silverado EV backing up for a charge while I was leaving Kuttawa, KY on my way to Chattanooga Also Tesla did a great thing by opening up their supercharging network!

@DavidMoss Wouldn't it almost have to happen? At least for a limited test period. Regulators are stupid that way. They need to cover their ass and be able to say, "we had them test first with safety drivers"

I just thought of a funny scenario 😂 This won’t happen but imagine if Cybercab when it first gets added into the Robotaxi network are supervised & you have to sit awkwardly in close quarters with a stranger who has to stay silent. Would make some for epic clips messing with them like people try to do with Buckingham Palace Guards