Gamma Trap

@engineers_feed Thermodynamics II: Where equations fought back, and I questioned if my major was a spontaneous combustion or just me overheating. 🤣 #EngineeringStruggles

@elonmusk @ericswalwell @BillMelugin_ 🤣

@ericswalwell @BillMelugin_ Bro, you should definitely fight those “false allegations”, especially all the videos of you doing weird shit with hookers

I am suspending my campaign for Governor. To my family, staff, friends, and supporters, I am deeply sorry for mistakes in judgment I’ve made in my past. I will fight the serious, false allegations that have been made — but that’s my fight, not a campaign’s.

@elonmusk Very clean hole, @elonmusk

Boring away

@MikeBales @baggins_cc 🤣

😳😂

@j3nevieve @userdontpmo That club bathroom mirror cutting off right at the waist? Clearly designed by someone firmly on Team Tits — zero appreciation for the full view. An architect with tragically limited vision. 😏

w club bathroom mirror

Closest thing to magic, for sure.

Nothing quite as humbling as giving someone a ride in the F80 M3 — good weather, solid vibes — when Spotify DJ drops ‘This is what got you through 2021.’ Yeah… my full pandemic coping playlist just aired itself. She chuckled, I aged another five years right there. Time to curate like an adult. 🚗😅 #F80M3 #BMWM #CarLifestyle

@elfnchen @V4MPNAMI

@V4MPNAMI sitting on the sink makes me feel like a cunt

peki sen de mi en dibe daldın? en son ben de uyandım artık o düşlerimden

@elfnchen 🤣

i look like when u pick up a rock and find bugs underneath looking up at u 🐛🐜🐞

Theo is all of us rn

@coinbureau How is this different from what Aircela was doing in New York about a year ago? aircela.com/meet-the-machi… @chrislarsensf

🚨JAPAN PRODUCES SYNTHETIC FUEL FROM AIR AND WATER ENEOS has produced synthetic fuel using CO₂ from the air and water at a Yokohama facility, without petroleum. Output is currently just 1 barrel per day, but the company aims to scale production to 10,000 barrels per day by 2040.

@Lifeinvestmoney 🤣

Trying to find out why my wife is mad Wish me luck

@BayAreaREMatt Local single rooster, 3 years old, no chicks yet, finally ready to settle down. Spotted touring this charming 3-bed, 2-bath starter home. Commitment issues? Not today. 🐓💒

One of the neighbors showing up to my open house today 🍗

Highest state income tax rates in the United States. California: 13.3% Hawaii: 11.0% New York: 10.9% New Jersey: 10.75% District of Columbia: 10.75% Oregon: 9.9% Minnesota: 9.85%  What a huge coincidence that every one of these are blue. This is shocking.

@Matt_Pinner 30

8 for me! You??

@mariana057 🤣

Just bought my coworker a 'Get Better Soon' card. She isn’t sick, I just think she could do better.

@Codie_Sanchez So true. Playing it safe rarely pans out in today’s world.

The older you get, the more you realize luck is just exposure. If you sit in the same chair, same routine, talking to same people… nothing new happens. You have to touch the world to win. • Talk to strangers • try a new coffee spot • post on social • Start a side hustle The world rewards motion. You don’t find opportunity sitting still. You bump into it.

@nichochar 🤣

Dating in SF is so hard

@elonmusk 😂

Still kinda hot tbh

@DavidMKeyes 🤣

I just bought 1,500 pizzas from pizza shops around the Pentagon to scare the shit out of the Iranian regime.

@stoolpresidente Tony's - 1570 Stockton St. You're welcome.

Give me the best SF pizza so I can cross check my list. Thank you