Darth Reckless

@ClaudesBBQ 🤣 GM Wink

Noooooooooooo

Wink, you know what day it is? It’s Monday.

@spikesguides Uh.... sir.... Is that bent?

At first glance you might think it's a battlefield pickup from some unlucky FSB officer but it's actually my first official SBR! Feels good to finally put a VFG on this thing.

@_JohnnyJones GM Johnny 🖤

GM, my friends! Welcome back to the workweek! Get out there and drag gun grabbers, cyberbully feds, and gas up the homies! Have a great day, lads and ladies --

@BuffaloRon GM. I'm never going to be one of those tourists but damnit they look so huggable.

Good Morning Xitterverse Friends.. here we go again... F'n Monday. 24hrs, TNTFIU HUHAWD

@mnsibley GM? 😅

GM! Fun fact: a pug will wake you up by smacking your forehead and then standing on your face. And when you open your eyes, they will lick your cornea.

@dosegenderos You're not sorry 😒

You know the rules. I had to see it. Therefore, you must also see it. Sorry.

@centauri73 @dosegenderos Oh a femur dildo. That's a new one.

@dosegenderos 😬 about as nasty as this ancient dildoo

@6Voodoo @TxRecon1 @wayofftheres 💀

@TxRecon1 @wayofftheres Please, these people invented bukkake… they know

The Japanese cultural exchange on Twitter has been glorious.

@TheMagelk GM sparrow 🖤

Harris Sparrow says good morning!!!!

@DanielOakley20 @CENTCOM They can hit a porthole from that far away. A ehole engine room is cake.

@CENTCOM How can you hit an engine room from so far away? Just hitting the ship looks like a bullseye hit.

International blockade law was set by the British long ago. So far as a blockade is concerned, the legality of the blockade is really based on whether the nation declaring it can actually enforce it. As to what falls within the parameters of the blockade and thus would be legal to fire on is any ship, vessal, boat, schooner, tanker, kayak, speedboat, catamaran, submarine, or submersible capable of carrying soldiers, weapons, or supplies into the blockaded port. Historically speaking, if all a blockaded nation need do to render the blockade illegal and make the rest of the world jump the offending nation is take the guns off their boats, blockades wouldn't be worth much of shit would they? No international laws were broken. Many morons will say they were because they don't have even the faint clue I do.

@RonFernandez3 @CENTCOM Ok, though were International laws broken firing on an unarmed ship ??? The US Navy isn’t judge/jury here. I asking from a Maritime time law perspective…that’s all. I mean the US Navy could be classified as pirates ??? 🏴‍☠️

I'm not sure how to word this without either sounding like I'm being a dick or falling into the common trap of lost context, so I'm going to try to lead you with a question: If you disagree with the ruling because of the obvious problems with the ideas behind it, would it not follow that these ruling continuing to occur would be troubling from the perspective of a defense attorney who also disagrees? It's happening over and over across the country in these states and it's considered perfectly reasonable despite the problems. I find that troubling. To put it mildly.

@UnseenFactor @ericmmatheny I agree with him that it SHOULD apply. Of course. But since some States say it does NOT apply... why is that ruling "troubling"? Depending on which State it is, it might very well be standard procedure.

As a Criminal Defense Attorney… hell, as a citizen of this country - this ruling is very troubling. Your property - even detached buildings - is as much a part of your home as your own bedroom. Lethal force should always apply to defense of your home.

@1982VintageNut GM. You uh .... got any a them otters handy?

Morning

@babybeginner @TGT_OAR @General_Raptor @CynicalPublius I'm just here to point it out. I'm a bit more mature than ya'll so you'll have to forgive me for not sticking around to make you feel better arguing. Really tried to turn it on me like I didn't see that 'I know you are but what am I' ass comeback coming. Retards. 🤷🏻‍♂️

@UnseenFactor @TGT_OAR @General_Raptor @CynicalPublius You’re helping the conversation I see. Not wasting time at all. I guess that makes 3.

I've got an idea. Let's require parents to feed their children. If they do not, arrest them for child abuse and actually punish them. Problem solved.

@Real_Life_Dad *yoink*

GM & God Bless Everyday I grow closer to level 4.

@TGT_OAR @General_Raptor @babybeginner @CynicalPublius You're both retarded. Arguing about who's smarter in a public forum like pre-teens. 'Muh muh muh degrees!' Both of you too full of yourselves to accomplish anything but wasting time to stroke your egos.

@General_Raptor @babybeginner @CynicalPublius and she’s stupid enough to think the poor kid in the ghetto buys more stuff than the rich kid who lives on the upper east side.

@MichaelGrahamSC I don't even know where I first saw Tim. It, probably.

This was my introduction to Tim Curry back in the late 70s.

@eachus @ericmmatheny You actually thought you needed to tell him that?

@ericmmatheny If you are a criminal defense attorney, you should already know that some States are reluctant to allow self defense pleas for protecting property. I disagree with that position. But again, in some States it exists.

@MichaelGrahamSC 😳 Yeah. Damn that sucks.

Hoping my followers in Japan are okay.

@MichaelGrahamSC Teep the little shit straight into the shelving. And then again when he tries to get up. 'Sucks to be smaller than someone who wants to hurt you, doesn't it?'. Hurt just enough to get the point.

This kid would get my size 9 in his ass to show him how fun it is to get kicked.