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#Agoda One of the worst experience with this portal. I don't understand how we are tolerating such fraudsters masquerading as hotel booking apps. Booked & got confirmation for stay at Ayodhya. When reached the hotel flatly refused #Agoda booking. Was literally stranded on road.

@Jesii_ca_M Carbon dating 🤣

Dating your ex again is called??

@ick_real Lend the money. You've no options. It's a package deal 😀

@baddest_cash Prime numbers

Mathematics Genius in the house?

@ShefVaidya It's called Marijuana...

WTF is she smoking?

@PrinceOfGoodT @colkt 🤣🤣🙏. Maybe it's deliberately done.

@VTepis3 @colkt I know !! This is from Chat GPT - after a lot of promoting. Just shows how terrible AI is.

Artificial Intelligence : @colkt @VTepis3

@AmitLeliSlayer Langur

After Taimur & Jehangir who next

@samartoor3086 Sir is this the drone manufacturing unit you were talking about 🤔?

Sleepless nights for the enemies of the state! Jai hind 🇮🇳

@musing_monica Getting stuck in the traffic and an urgent need to pee...🤔

what’s worse than getting stuck in Bengaluru traffic?! getting stuck in Bengaluru traffic in summers.

@nehaGurung1692 If you're looking for a pun, then I don't know. But if you're serious, Just be yourself. Simple living, Humbleness and positive thinking. Be a support for your man when he needs you and he will be there for you for a lifetime.

How to impress South Indian guys?

@musing_monica 🤣

@VTepis3 But pain does my friend

yesterday night, I slept on my hand and was in a lot of pain. In my dream, it was also paining because I had hurt my hand. I even cried in my dreams. After some time, I woke up and found the pain was real. 😅

@SriNarayanPriya @musing_monica 🙏 Keep healthy and keep safe..

@VTepis3 @musing_monica Beautiful... As one grows, our priorities change, what we value/respect change. Divine is always with us🙏🏼🕉️

going to temples for a good mental health is very underrated.

@WorkElizab Utopia

What do you call?

@Matt_Pinner Same here 🤣

Be honest.

@ImtiazMadmood MBS forgot to sweeten the deal by adding crypto currency transfer directly to Trumps account. That's why Trump announced a temporary ceasefire 🤣🤣

An urgent phone call from Saudi Crown Prince MBS changed Trump’s decision at the last minute: President Trump had intended to declare a complete ceasefire and end the fighting against Iran in exchange for the immediate opening of the Strait of Hormuz. However, a tense phone call with Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman dramatically changed the plan. According to White House sources, bin Salman begged Trump not to stop the war: “This is a historic opportunity – we must finish the job and weaken the Iranian regime once and for all.” In exchange for continuing the fighting, Saudi Arabia offered an unprecedented package of economic and strategic incentives. Key points in the offer: • $100 billion transferred directly to finance American war costs • Full and immediate normalization with Israel after the fall of the regime • Direct oil pipeline from Saudi Arabia to the port of Ashdod, turning Israel into a major energy hub • Investment of approximately $1 trillion in the U.S. economy + purchase of $500 billion in American weapons • Establishment of a new regional defense alliance, including Israel, Saudi Arabia, and other moderate countries under an American umbrella • Joint naval force to control the Strait of Hormuz and Bab el-Mandeb • Funding of strategic U.S. bases in Israel • Joint reconstruction fund for a post-regime “secular and moderate” Iran In the end, Trump announced a temporary ceasefire, not an end to the war as was expected. Senior diplomatic sources describe the move as “a historic turning point” marking the beginning of a new regional order. - @jess_ih_ka

@Youknowdisha__ Private jet aapke liye theek hoga 🤔🤣

When I sit on the train, I don’t want a man to sit next to me. I hate it even if our thighs just touch.

@thenidhiji Oh....have you done any sociological survey of the millennials?🤔

Right now most of the millennials are single, divorced, separated, having an affair or eyeing for someone else, or unhappy in marriage.

@sunilgurjar01 Bhai tu SEBI mein rehna...idhar geopolitics expert kyu ban ne ki koshish kar raha hai 🤣

China dominates manufacturing USA dominates innovation Middle East dominates energy India dominates ?

@prinstaz @Gurudev My message to Gurudev. "Sub apne aap ko samajte hai badi machli hu apne talaab mein..... Rifle uthao aur guzaro kuch din humare saath.. Kashmir ke Lolab mein"

After “sabka maalik ek hai” Army Chief debacle of morality signalling, now this. @Gurudev, smart attempt at masking your pro-Pakistan stand under the facade of US-Iran war. The rhetorical pattern matches those of select others singing the same tune these days. True decisive leadership does not whitewash a terror-sponsoring failed state (Pakistan) as ‘peace host’, nor indulge in morality signalling! Deluding yourself about Pakistan's “humanity” is dangerous naïveté of an obsolete mindset, one that the New India won’t tolerate.