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Hey @elonmusk when will this be available from Tesla? ?

@TheKevinDalton @EagleInTheCloud That wrap looks flammable. Just saying.

The flag poles in front of the Boise city hall are now wrapped in the colors of the progressive pride trans flag, since Governor Brad Little signed legislation forcing the removal of the flag last week.

@BamaSaltyMarine What’s a phone book?

A man walks outside to head to work and spots a gorilla sitting in his tree. He panics, grabs the phone book, and calls animal control. "I need someone who's a gorilla expert-fast!" he yells. A short while later, a truck pulls up. The officer gets out carrying a shotgun, a tiny Chihuahua, and a pair of handcuffs. The man stares. "Uh... what's all this for?" The officer explains: "Simple. I climb the tree, knock the gorilla down. The Chihuahua bites him in the nuts. Then you slap the cuffs on him." The man blinks. "Okay... but what's the shotgun for?" The officer looks him dead in the eye. In case I fall first. You shoot the dog.

@ace_afire here are a few Hungarians to interview/ x.com/i/grok/share/1…

@ace_afire 💯

This is the very definition of sedition I was a Tucker fan, now I'd be fine with seeing him arrested and put away This is war mfer

@RealSamRogers Eating red beets does the same.

At one Army unit, I got piss tested quite a bit. As comeuppance for harassment from the SGT meat-gazers, I got hammered one Sunday and pounded like a quart of red food coloring. The next day when I start pissing red I screamed bloody murder and the meat-gazer threw up. e4 mafia W

@HebrewHammer_3 We should build more meeting rooms for IRGC leadership.

Senior military official: A short time ago, an attack was carried out in central Tehran, targeting a building where a high-level meeting was taking place, attended by political figures and senior commanders of the Revolutionary Guards and the army. The building was completely destroyed, and according to estimates, all those present were killed. The names of the dead have not yet been released. Iranian television:

@MarioNawfal He got it done before the human shields were in place! Great job!

🚨🇺🇸🇮🇱 The deadline isn't here yet and the strikes already are. Railways in Isfahan, Kashan, Mianeh and Zanjan. Bridges in Qom and Tabriz. And Kharg Island, the oil hub Trump has been eyeing for weeks. They're not waiting for 8pm. They're dismantling Iran's ability to move anything, anywhere. Source: CIG TG

@LangmanVince @Courtney_Anne_V They started early, before the human shields were in place!

Happy Power Plant and Bridge Day started early! 🍿🍿🍿

@RealJessica @RogueLou18 No bailouts for banks that gave unsecured credit to illegals!

Illegals are being deported after taking out massive student loan debt and maxing out their credit cards. We are getting robbed in more ways than we know about. How are illegal aliens able to obtain credit cards and federal student loans? That is crazy.

@CupidWayward @trad_west_ Thank you!

@WorksToFish @trad_west_ Thank you for sharing. It's always a delight to learn something new about the Shroud of Turin, or The Sudarium of Oviedo.

When the Apostles Peter and John entered the tomb they found not one but two cloths. One was the Shroud of Turin, the other? The Sudarium of Oviedo, proof of the Passion of our Lord. Modern academics tried to disproof it, but failed. The Sudarium is further proof of Christ's passion and here is all the evidence scientists found after studying it: Read the Gospel of John (20:6-7). When Peter and John run into the empty tomb, they don't just see a missing body. They see a crime scene. They document exactly two cloths: the larger burial linen (The Shroud of Turin) and a smaller cloth that had been wrapped around His head, folded and set apart. That second cloth is the Sudarium of Oviedo. Jewish law demanded that if a man’s face was brutally disfigured, it had to be covered immediately. The Sudarium doesn't have a miraculous image on it. It is a terrifying, blood-soaked rag used to hastily wipe the shattered face of the Messiah before He was wrapped in the Shroud. Modern forensic science put both cloths under the microscope. The results make skeptics sweat. They both contain rare Type AB blood. The Sudarium is soaked in a specific mixture of one part blood and six parts oedema fluid—the exact biological result of lungs filling with fluid when a man dies of asphyxiation on a cross. There are exactly 120 points of coincidence between the bloodstains on the Sudarium and the Shroud of Turin. The 8-centimeter nose length matches. The puncture wounds from the thorns on the nape of the neck align flawlessly. The pollen trapped in the fibers tracks the exact escape route of the Christians fleeing the Persian and Muslim conquests: Jerusalem, North Africa, and finally Spain, where it has been guarded in the Cámara Santa since 718 AD. The mathematical probability of two independent medieval forgers faking this exact microscopic alignment is absolute zero. The Apostles didn't hallucinate the shroud and the sudarium. They walked into a cold stone tomb and found the physical, blood-soaked evidence of the greatest rescue mission in human history. The blood is real. The wounds were real. And the King is alive.

@CMDRVALTHOR Doesnt this level of deceit deserve removal of this account from X?

MASSIVE OPERATION! OVER 200 HOLLYWOOD MANSIONS RAIDED BY US MILITARY—HUMAN TRAFFICKING FILES, DIRTY MONEY, AND HARD DRIVES SEIZED INSIDE ELITE HOMES!

@LangmanVince Bacon, gotta serve bacon!

I'm going snack shopping for "Happy Power Plant, and Bridge Day" Beer Chips and salsa Potato skins Wings Did I miss anything?

@SaltyGoat17 @Jes3CAgrl4Life1 Hell yeah, América first!

I have a feeling Trump is about to remove us from NATO. Everyone cool with that?

@Bubblebathgirl Memes me wonder where was Savannah’s faith before this began.

Savannah Guthrie regretfully says in this new video released for Easter, following her mom Nancy’s disappearance, she feels “deep disappointment with God.” She says, “I have questioned if Jesus really ever experienced this particular wound that I feel… I have stumbled upon a feeling that Jesus did not know.” God acts with purpose in all things. What Savannah is experiencing is part of a divine plan. She is being tested. As for her questioning of Jesus Christ, many argue that he demonstrated omniscience. Savannah is displaying doubt when she needs to be embracing faith. Pray that she soon finds her faith and also sees her mom again soon. (TMZ on web)

@GrantLeeKelley @WallStreetApes @GovAbbottPress @realDonaldTrump @JDVance @marcorubio They’re sitting on their hands and receiving kickbacks.

@WallStreetApes Where is the leadership in Texas and in our Federal government? @GovAbbottPress @realDonaldTrump @JDVance @marcorubio STOP H-1b now.

Indians proudly declare they’ve taken over Frisco, Texas “I came here on H-1B Visa in 2004, everybody was Americans — fast forward now, you don't see any Americans” (big smile) Every one interviewed declares their allegiance is to India. They also say they’re running for office and voting for their own, Indians “This is Insurrection. This is the overthrow of the United States government. Why are people with multiple H-B companies registered to one address donating to Frisco's first Indian mayor.”

@CLProvence @nettermike Wiw, you are a pious one, aren’t you? Those who don’t attend organized church services are unworthy in your eyes? Speaks like a Pharisee.

@nettermike Honest question: When was the last time Trump attended any religious service? He skipped going today. He doesn't attend regular services. Last year, both he & the White House posted THIS image. How can anyone Christian support him with a clean conscience?

America… WAIT. President Trump just said something that we have not heard in a very long time of ever Because on May 17th — Trump is personally inviting every single American to the National Mall. Not for a rally. Not for a political event. For a day of prayer. Praise. And thanksgiving to God. The part that amazes is WHY he is doing it. America turns 250 years old soon. And the most powerful man on earth — a billionaire who could be anywhere in the world — looked at this country’s 250th birthday and said the most important thing we can do to celebrate is get on our knees together and thank God. Not a concert. Not a parade. Not a political speech. A day of prayer. On the National Mall. For the entire nation. Think about what kind of President calls his entire country to pray? Because we have never seen this before. Not like this. Not this openly. Not this humbly. A man with everything — asking America to bow its head together before God on our nation’s most important birthday. May 17th. National Mall. Every American invited. This is not politics. This is history.

@JohnSAiken @WallStreetApes Lamb Weston makes their fries. They start with real potatoes, then use strong chemicals to leach about 50%, leaving behind a structure that gets filled with flavorings, fillers, snd stabilizers. Cooks uniformly and consistent taste, but no longer resembles a potato.

@WallStreetApes McDonalds uses highly process foods to maintain uniformity. Imagine that! Amazing! Those are real 🥔 fries though!

An in depth look at McDonald’s - A class-action lawsuit accused McDonald’s of misleading customers by calling a product the “McRib” and shaping the patty like ribs, when it contains no actual pork rib meat - Burgers that look identical after 14 YEARS - DNA testing finding thousands of cows in one burger - and so much more

@MarioNawfal So basically, a British ship was a victim of friendly fire.

🚨 BREAKING: 🇱🇧🇬🇧🇮🇱 Hezbollah reportedly struck a British warship with a missile off Israel’s coast, misidentifying it as Israeli. The vessel is assessed to have sustained damage. UK is a NATO member... Source: Israeli Channel 14