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@Der_Boersianer Jein. Es zeigt meiner bescheidenen Meinung nach erschreckend deutlich, was für ein armes Würstchen dieser Mensch eigentlich ist. Das soll uns aber nicht davon abhalten, uns über seine absurden Lügen lustig zu machen.

@YellowSnow60 Oh ja das war echt auch witzig

Klar...ich sag nur: The America Party Solar rooftiles Boring Company Model 2 FSD in 2016/17/18/19/20/21/22/23/24/25 Robovan Roadster Flying Roadster Doge Zuckerberg cage fight Hyperloop 1 Million Robotaxis in 2025 Man on Mars Und das war nur was mir spontan eingefallen ist.

@GinTonicYote @Vanny_Aline Aber als Deutscher sehe ich keine Übersetzung, sondern das Original.

@Vanny_Aline Ich habe schlechte Neuigkeiten..

Weni ez en Tweet uf Schwizerdütsch verfass, denn gsend ihr s‘Original und kei Übersetzig. Ha! Twitter cha halt kei Schwizerdütsch. Ätsch! 😜

@Numinar @_TomHoward @dotkrueger And, finally, why the hell would anyone want to land on an icy rock from where the sun barely appears different to other stars?

@Numinar @_TomHoward @dotkrueger I have no idea how old you are, but chances for a flag on Pluto during your lifetime are not so good. Even a fly by with high speed takes around 10 years if Jupiter helps a bit. If not, it could take much longer and then you'd have to decelerate, which needs lots of fuel, etc.

We're not going to travel beyond the solar system, according to Leonard Susskind. And neither are aliens, coming to visit us. We may not be alone, but we are stuck here for, essentially forever. 1. The nearest star is 4.24 light years away. The fastest spacecraft ever built would require 6,600 years to get there. 2. Surely we can just build faster spacecraft. The problem is to get to anywhere close to the speed of light, we need exponentially more energy. 3. Chemical rockets will just not work. Even fusion rockets won't work. Even 10% of the speed of light is not achievable. The Tsiolkovsky Rocket Equation prevents it. 4. Interstellar dust becomes hand grenades when traveling anywhere close to the speed of light. Ships break. 5. Space radiation will kill us over the time need to travel interstellar distances. Impossible to protect without massive shields, which require massive energy to accelerate and de-accelerate.

@AndreasH31978 @EFIEBER_ANDRE Genau, wie bei allen anderen Herstellern von KIA bis ZEEKR, die keine Level 2 Systeme zulassen konnten, gell?

@EFIEBER_ANDRE Ich glaube das wird die Autolobby verhindern!

🚨 Alle Tesla-Fans in Europa 🇪🇺 schauen übermorgen, am 10. April, auf dieses Logo. Liebes RDW-Team, macht den Weg frei und bringt Europa mit FSD Supervised endlich in die Gegenwart. 🙏 Mehr Sicherheit auf Europas Straßen. Mehr Innovation. Mehr Zukunft.

@XFreeze Assume we get extinct, who would miss our conscious minds?

Every tiny dot you see here is a star, most with their own planets countless hiding in the dark In all this vastness, we might be the only conscious minds in this entire Universe If consciousness is really that rare, it makes us the most precious thing in the universe We have a massive responsibility to protect it. Becoming a multi-planetary species is not just about exploration - it is about ensuring the light of consciousness does not go out. Earth is our starting point..... "One day, we will be out there, among the stars” — Elon Musk

@davidtoniolo @JoeLowson0121 @elonmusk @boringcompany Where can I see it?

@JoeLowson0121 @elonmusk @boringcompany Totally different technology. They've already built a actual test hyperloop as a prototype.

The @BoringCompany could build a Hyperloop tunnel from downtown SF to downtown LA for <5% of this cost and it would be a technological marvel exceeding any high speed rail on Earth

@elonmusk @boringcompany A tunnel for a rail technology that doesn't exist is certainly too expensive no matter the price.

@Kep22a @elonmusk @boringcompany He can't make it at all.

@elonmusk @boringcompany Can you make it earthquake proof?

@UnboundConman @_TomHoward @dotkrueger Distance to moon: ~1 light second Distance to next star: >4×365×24×3600 light seconds You need faster than light travel for that and you need to understand that this requires more than just "technology".

@YellowSnow60 @_TomHoward @dotkrueger People like you would've kept mankind from achieving flight or landing on the Moon, both of which were thought to be impossible until people figured out how. Just because the technology doesn't exist today, and *you* can't figure out how, doesn't make something impossible.

@BewareMacduff Das verstehst du falsch. Es geht um ERWARTUNGEN, wobei die aus kaufmännischer Vorsicht in der Tendenz eher pessimistisch sind. Bei Kriegsbeginn: Versorgungsengpässe werden befürchtet. Bei (begrenztem) Waffenstillstand: schauen wir mal, ob sich Normalität einstellt …

Verstehe ich das richtig? Ein rasanter Ölpreisanstieg muss sich direkt an der Zapfsäule bemerkbar machen, wegen Weltmarkt. Ein Ölpreiseinbruch wirkt sich aber erst zeitverzögert auf den Spritpreis aus, weil der Treibstoff an den Tankstellen ja noch teuer gekauft wurde. 🤡

@_TomHoward @dotkrueger I take it that you, Sir, are neither smart nor interesting. Otherwise, please show the constraints you have "solved".

@YellowSnow60 @dotkrueger Yes obvious constraints are the realm of commoners. Interesting and smart people solve constraints they don’t complain and give up. Uninspiring.

@cafehead @dotkrueger Hate to break it to you, but the booster-catching, as impressing as it is, is simple mechanics, Newton level. You need a fast computer, but it's not new physics that makes Einstein's obsolete.

@dotkrueger Mate, horses were peak military and transport tech about 5 minutes ago. Now old mate Elon is catching 50 story building sized rocket powered boosters in chopsticks and reusing them. Give it until dinner time and we will get it sorted. You don't know what you don't know.

@Apolloknius @dotkrueger @CJ_NFA But why, for what purpose? What is it worth to learn that the aliens in the proxima centauri system are slimy creatures with 5 legs that like to eat one another?

@dotkrueger @CJ_NFA A few thousand years is nothing though. So basically yes, we can do this it just takes a long time. C'est la vie.

@_TomHoward @dotkrueger That doesn't make it less true.

@dotkrueger It kind of bugs me. You think he’s not a “common” thinker. Yet his observations are incredibly mundane and common! Any middle school student can point out those constraints of light year travel. How boring and mediocre.

@IndianaBrunner I knew all the time Quetzalcoatl actually exists. Thank you, brother!

Listen up, atheists... The mathematical probability that just ONE functional protein forms through random mutations under the pressure of natural selection is astronomically low. So low, in fact, that estimates push the required time beyond a trillion trillion years. Yes, you read that right. Over one trillion trillions. Take a trillion, then multiply that by a trillion… and keep going. That's older than the known universe. That's how many years you would need for it to be more likely than not (>50% chance) that just ONE functional protein forms through the currently accepted evolutionary process (BTW: this also assumes the surrounding biological machinery needed to make and use that protein is already in place). Biology operates on coded information (the genetic code). And when you’re dealing with code, you can calculate probabilities. Think of it like a bike lock. If you know the number of possible combinations versus the one correct sequence, and how long each attempt takes, you can estimate how long it would take to crack it by chance. Now scale that up to the complexity of functional biological sequences. Essentially, the math tells us that the known universe isn't even old enough for just one functional protein to have formed without guided influence (intelligent design), let alone all the complexity of life that we see today. The very existence of life in our universe SCREAMS the existence of a creator. Thank you, Have a blessed day

@cato_strophe @IndianaBrunner Right, those funny christian theists never take into account that it could have been Quetzalcoatl. The Islamic ones commit the same error.

@IndianaBrunner So? Let's say you disproved the abiogenesis. But you still lacking one more step. Is proving that it was A god. It's not either or. Then you will need to prove that it was your specific God. But let's leave this for now.

@schnueffelliv @JBF19832 @motihari1903go Nennt mich einen altmodischen Boomer, aber zu unserer Zeit hat man Schwimmen vom Vater gelernt. Spart 170€ und festigt die Bindung zwischengespeichert Vater und Sohn oder Tochter. Dasselbe gilt für Rad fahren.

@JBF19832 @motihari1903go Hier kosten die günstigsten Kurse 170€ und sind sehr schnell ausgebucht. Warum Eltern ihre Prioritäten da so setzen ist mir nicht bekannt. Ist genau so wie die, die Geld für Zigaretten haben aber nicht für gesunde Ernährung 🤷🏻‍♀️

Kind a stößt Kind b, das nicht schwimmen kann, ins Wasser. Kind b geht nach erschreckend kurzem Kampf unter wie ein Stein und muss von Lehrer aufgetaucht werden. Es hätte übrigens stehen können, hat das in der Panik aber nicht realisiert und wäre ohne Hilfe ertrunken. 1/2

@TomasW61 @MatthiasHartel Skoda MB1000?

@MatthiasHartel Also ich sehe da eine Skoda rum stehen. Könnte ein S 100 sein.

Wieder mal eins meiner beliebten Bilder Rätsel. Auf einem Foto von Hamburgs sündiger Meile in den späten 70er Jahren, sieht man Hells Angels und was noch?