some dude

Elon Musk, as well as everyone else, should lead a healthy life

@BriaResists @IamPublius01 @Acyn Your point C isn't correct. The reason Bannon was nabbed by the state after being investigated by the feds was because he was pardoned before being in federal jeopardy.

@IamPublius01 @Acyn A-no it doesn’t impeachment is different entirely B-none of this matters because they’re all separate crimes C-not that it matters because it’s not the case with trump but since u asked yes you can be charged for the same crime both state and federal w/o double jeopardy ie bannon

Trump: Isn't this sort of like double jeopardy?

@jordanbpeterson Cancels whom

We’ll see who cancels who.

@KimpossibleT @RonFilipkowski How does that "call their bluff"? All it would do is fuel the fire of perceived corruption and embolden whataboutism on all of Trump's pardons

@RonFilipkowski Actually, Joe should pardon Hunter. Call their bluff. End it.

I’m sure Joe Biden will want to incinerate his legacy and put a permanent stain on his presidency to help out Donald Trump.

@DaytonWammack @JoJoFromJerz gfycat.com/shimmeringinex…

@JoJoFromJerz Democratic logic: let’s throw something together and add to a right that’s already a right and when republicans vote against it when can tell the public that republicans voted against this right. Sounds right

How the hell do you vote against protecting interracial marriage when… you’re in an interracial marriage?

@AJG62858738 @MinnesoTED @JoJoFromJerz your abortion point, as it applies to Herschel, makes no sense as if that were the case he'd admit it and not lie about it. PPP loans were marketed as being for payrolls but a lot of rich people benefited from them.

@MinnesoTED @JoJoFromJerz You can vote against abortion when you have paid for an abortion (some people find God later in life) PPP loans were not for the RICH. They were for the payrolls to pay employees, so you are not even making a point! You thought you did something?

@QBCoachO @BearishVegas @AdamKinzinger So you don't believe this Nick Adams guy, right? Ok well neither does Adam. Adam expressed his disbelief in a snarky and sarcastic way. Adam didn't say "as a matter of fact Nick, I was also there and that didn't happen". He's not being a hypocrite right here.

@BearishVegas @AdamKinzinger In regards to Kinzinger commenting on truth that he doesn’t know. It would be different if I commented on that actual situation saying that rather than someone’s accusation of said statement

Of everything that never happened, this never happened more than anything

@AOC I have no love for ticketmaster but even if there were 2 or more retailers of tickets, the demand is the demand. The resale market isn't going to change because ticketmaster is "split up"

Daily reminder that Ticketmaster is a monopoly, it’s merger with LiveNation should never have been approved, and they need to be reigned in. Break them up.

@PositivAtheist @scoler2011 @mattgaetz hell, just give me a credible sounding insinuation. The crux of the claim is simply "but how could we lose?"

@scoler2011 @mattgaetz “Stop the steal”. You people. Demonstrate it happened WITHOUT reasonable doubt and you’ll have my attention.

Trump 2024!

@McFaul but I already voted. Why you tryna get me to land in jail for voter fraud? gee whiz.

Ukrainians are dying every day to preserve their right to vote. You have no excuse not to vote tomorrow.

@davenewworld_2 Babysitters get paid, seemingly, a lot per kid because they watch so few kids at a time. If this is the best arguments teachers can make then they're paid just right or too much.

This is how much a teacher would make if they were paid at the babysitter rate

@PapaJohns why do you have a "pizza tracker" that is just a timer? I wouldn't mind waiting when it's busy except for when the tracker tells me to come get it and then I get to the store and am told to wait 20 more minutes in the parking lot with my 4 year old.

#hertz wtf youtu.be/ue3ylFY-Gm4 why are you having people arrested, not just once, not just twice, not just thrice, but four times.

@alfranken @SarahKSilverman youtu.be/H0-pHnykC9s?t=…

For those of you who don’t listen to my podcast: I mostly do public policy. But also comedians I love. @SarahKSilverman joins me again! Because she’s brilliant. Here’s Sarah on being risky. Listen to the full episode here: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the…

@CDog710 @facts_seeking @Jim_Jordan I've got a bridge I'd like to sell you.

@facts_seeking @Jim_Jordan The power of prayer always helps. You’re probably just to blind to see it

Pray for everyone in Florida impacted by Hurricane Ian.

@Jim_Jordan Only prayers? No thoughts? Whatever will we do without your thoughts AND prayers?

@glennkirschner2 I'm Ron Burgundy??

The only thing Trump should be negotiating is his own guilty plea for the bottomless pit of crimes he’s committed against the American people. At some point we need some d@mn accountability for the crimes of Trump, Eastman, Meadows, & others. Do the “suits” not just the “boots.”

@CDUNE3 @Dreamweasel Yeah now he can't. When he was POTUS he could have. Perhaps the confusion is the difference between unilaterally and single-handedly. He likely didn't know the clerical steps to DIY make docs declassified but he had authority to direct it.

@_dm121_ @Dreamweasel But he's not POTUS any more. He's a COMMON citizen. He can't declassify anything.

Welcome to life in 2022, where the lion’s share of what passes for political discourse consists of Explaining Extremely Obvious Things to People Who Refuse to Listen

@elliemaygottasa @Josh79053091 @JoyceWhiteVance Lol. Every red hat in the country was foaming at the mouth over Hilary's email server but now that Trump was hiding docs for over a year that aren't even supposed to leave the room that they're viewed in, all of a sudden secrets aren't so important.

@_dm121_ @Josh79053091 @JoyceWhiteVance it's another political witch hunt!

The Justice Department has offered Judge Cannon a path back from disaster she has created. She would be wise to take it.

@Josh79053091 @JoyceWhiteVance Of course it can hurt. Time is lost. Time investigating is now wasted. An SM has no ability to ensure there is equal application of law. The only thing they do is flag docs as having privilege so the investigators can't see it. There is no privilege so it makes 0 sense.

@_dm121_ @JoyceWhiteVance Well it can't hurt. And nothing is lost. I'm not what you would call a "Trump supporter", but it gives a little bit more confidence that there will be equal application of the law regardless of the entrenched beauracracy in these government institutions.