lil meat

English is funny— we “park” in the “driveway” but “jack off” in the “company bathrooms”

@btwnrevolutions hello little benny and why are you in the washer even!

Spent 30 panicked minutes searching for Bennie after he ran away after medicine time only to find him stoned out of his mind and chilling in the washer

@JuulPsyops like uzbekistani isn’t even the right demonym smh

a lot of you don't understand wikipedias house style so u can't make convincing, humorous edits of it

@silverlineriv I got flown out for an interview for this company. They are a misguided company with unachievable goals. Their CEO told me they want to have 100K SATS! Let’s be so fr once people realize this company can’t make money it’ll crater. They also have wildly unhealthy work life balance

hey what if we didnt do this

@WiscoRyno @fuckyouiquit @emrachelz very few people actually work the full 40, there were some studies that showed people are only truly locked in 15-25 hours a week, the idea is the salaries would remain the same but well rested employees would be more committed to jobs, lower turnover, etc

@fuckyouiquit @emrachelz So if your employer offered you 80% of your salary to work a 4 day week, you’d be ok with that?

four day work week

@lemmingstribes @butleriano what is a yod?

@butleriano Why the hell wouldn't there be a yod in it?

When an American still says the yod in “peninsula” >>>>

@SyntheticAnima @Aquilaeetus in 2012 the church relaxed its stance on caffeine

@Aquilaeetus It's because of caffeine, LDS are very anti-stimulant.

Honest question, do Mormons not have an equivalent of confession to help prevent minor infractions like this from spiraling out of control?

@tomstello_ Tesla T (the unit of magnetic field strength), t used in physics to denote time, T for true on an exam, T in T.Rex. seems completely fair to me

This is genuinely unacceptable.

@jimkaldem @terrikibiriti fifth visit to the moon, but only the third that was intended to land, and there were four successful landings following it

@terrikibiriti Apollo 13 also is known. It was the fifth attempt, as the movie depicts the extraordinary effort to get those 3 Astronauts back. There were two more visits after that.

So wait there have been 6 moon landings in history? Why is Apollo 11 the only focus ?????

@marka9619 @esjesjesj biggest downside is the impact on ground based astronomy. Ephemeris is good enough these days that you can schedule things to get around imaging spacecraft and sometimes even filter it out, but it does make it harder

@esjesjesj There really isn’t a downside to starlink though. Internet the world over is a good thing, massively more beneficial to humanity than circling the moon which at the end of the day is a glorified pissing match between countries.

This is so incredibly moving when it’s not to add 19 more starlink satellites to the night sky

@homebrewww @Dr_Singularity ai was so fun when i was generating pictures of stephen hawking in space jam, but now it is very much Not Fun

@Dr_Singularity I miss when DALL-E was groundbreaking and people were generating pictures of police interrogating a jar of pickles

AI generated cow in 2014

Sad night last night but today is a brighter day. The ewe (female sheep) on the left lambed a stillborn and we were unable to resuscitate it. She cried most of the night longing for her lamb after we removed it. The ewe on the right lambed twins last week, though they were very small. It seems that today she has given one of her twins to the grieving mother to raise as her own. This is a photo of them together with their new children.

@RWally81 @tashidvncan his accent was enhanced with AI. when something that core to the performance is faked, to me that should make his performance ineligible to win the award

@tashidvncan Brody was absolutely dominant in Brutalist. Sorry.

@PeterDunhamJD this is 2 beer erasure

Top 5 number of beers: 1: 8 2: 5 3: 10 4: 1 5: 3

@Yeenie_Mcbeenie radar

Is Laser the only time this has actually happened

this is actually brilliant. std

Type of thing you scoff at if you’ve never operated satellites and solemnly nod at if you have

@mysticmagicly how do people like al hashimi this much

it's that simple really.

@FudsonFole carol sturka

Friendless and gay

@pvrekhs severance had a really good one. TLOU as well even though the show was kinda mid

is there a reason why tv shows don’t have proper theme songs anymore everything is just a title card and a little jingle now