JR

if you are interested in mongering, you only have three options: 1. fear 2. war 3. fish it’s tough

@sentdefender Lol no he didn’t

According to Reuters, citing senior Iranian officials, Supreme Leader Ayatollah Mojtaba Khamenei on Thursday ordered that Iran’s stockpile of highly-enriched near-weapons-grade uranium should not leave the country as it may make Iran more vulnerable to further attacks by Israel and the United States.

@Osint613 Ayatollah Cardboard isn’t ordering anything

BREAKING: IRAN’S SUPREME LEADER HAS ORDERED THAT IRAN’S NEAR WEAPONS GRADE URANIUM STOCKPILE MUST REMAIN INSIDE THE COUNTRY - IRAN REPORTS

@sawyeurism The sequel trilogy sucks dick because they had no plan and no through line. A chaotic halfbaked mess

The Star Wars Sequel Trilogy blends perfectly with the rest of the Star Wars films and if they had been released in a time period where the entire western world was devolving into extremism and vocalized bigotry, they would be far more celebrated than they are right now.

@BlueA321 Navy

思春期に初っ端からこんなクソイケメンな戦闘機がカッ飛んでいく映画を見せられたら『空軍』の入隊者も増えるってもんよ

@too__oma Was it with the window open watching people?

自宅で全裸で自慰行為してたら逮捕 へ？じゃあどこでするん？

🚨BREAKING:🚨 A group of marine biologists specializing in cephalopod research has proposed the ill fated divers in the Maldives were captured by a giant squid and stashed in the cave as food!! This seems like the most plausible explanation so far. What a horrible way to go

@skybridgerstan They’re different species

This is not spoilers but Rotta makes zero sense to me. Grogu is 50 years old and still a baby but you wanna tell me that Rotta goes from baby to young adult in just about 30 years when they have similar life spans

@phisnom You’re cooked

"the stripper doesn't love you" well what happens if the stripper has your number and shes calling you up at 4 AM in tears because shes sad you haven't shown up at the strip club in over a week even though she offered to get you in there for free?

@asterhound Uncle Ted

this idiom confuses me so much wdym i cant have my cake and eat it too? yes i can?? its literally my cake??

@downbadcomment As long as he really cares about her for her and isn’t trying to resurrect his late wife through her I think it’s okay. They did their grieving

@jennifersrude Yeah. Right wing is all about nature and the “natural order” and being self sufficient and Left Wing is all about urbanism and artificiality

has a single person in the history of humankind ever once associated the love of nature with the right? Is that something that has ever happened literally once at all?

@reddit_lies People just love to forget that Iraq exists. We won that.

@Type74_F4 What would you like to talk about?

英語話せるようになって 米軍の人と話してみたい

@SpryArcaneMage @Rothmus That’s why they sentence them to 500 life sentences and also death

@Rothmus Funny enough, if you are executed and medically die but survive, you might walk free

Source?

@addmeoncomputer The main difference is that there’s nothing physically or morally wrong with it as long as they are close in age. It’s much better than even step-shit which is just incest without genetic consequences.

@addmeoncomputer I feel that depends on whether it was a friend you had as a kid or if you were basically raised together. It certainly holds some of the same uhhh, fantasy appeal? Where it’s someone you already have a deep love and are available without you having to go out and find someone.

@1roha_a Japan “winning” the war would have just meant an end to fighting not the destruction of America. English would still be the world’s biggest business language

英語って日本が戦争に勝ってたらやらなくて済んだのかな

@twoot31 @willigula @JoshRainerGold Forests are specifically coal. Which is obviously organic in nature because we often find coal that contains obvious fossils

@willigula @JoshRainerGold Yes, of course. No other possible explanation exists. This also explains why hydrocarbons are found on natural satellites and planets that never, from what we know, had algae or forests. It’s an intriguing theory. I like it better than algae and forests.

Abiotic oil theory is like the most straightforward and sensical “conspiracy theory” I’ve ever seen like you explain that to anyone and they would go “is that not how oil works?”

@SmilodonnaVT Dozens? No. But that depends how many income sources you have. I imagine it woulf be very complicated for a streamer with different sponsors

had to fill an american tax form for a sponsorship....wtf. please tell me you're joking and the average citizen in america isn't expected to go through dozens of legal documents just to pay taxes. please tell me this is just a silly lil trick they play on foreigners like me