🐀 arnon

@preston_holland @anothercohen Nah dude this is how they actually talk at Salesforce

@anothercohen This was so brutally written by AI I can’t stand it

I'm tempted to finally churn off Slack. We're paying ~$6k/year for 40 people and they just quoted me $21k/year for the business version that includes a BAA (and all the shitty AI features). Incredibly overrated software

@anothercohen Office and onedrive are legitimately a good bundle

I genuinely hate Microsoft Teams but it's $22/mo/user and includes Microsoft Office 🤔

@psincraian I'm assuming they're swapping over to a new system and don't want to resync the data afterwards again

Billing in new relic is down for more than a week 🤯

@F4TMONK3Y זה לא היה מכבי?

פאן פאקט: פעם זה היה פחית גולדסטאר

@omid9 nah we're good

Hey Jewish people, you know the guy who wrote the Heil Hitler song and sells T shirts with Swastikas on them? He wants to meet up. The festival he was appearing at has now been cancelled, but he says this Friday evening or Saturday morning could work. bbc.co.uk/news/articles/…

@ayushagarwal have you ever tried dealing with Fawry in Egypt? I wouldn't wish it upon my worst enemies

someone told me "payments is a solved problem." brother I just spent 3 weeks figuring why a specific card type from a specific bank in a specific country fails silently on tuesdays. nothing about global payments is solved.

@hridoyreh Solvimon: free up to $3m, then 0.4% Solvimon.com/forai

8 payment platforms and their fees: 1. Stripe: 2.9% + $0.30 2. Paddle: 5% + $0.50 3. Lemon Squeezy: 5% + $0.50 4. FastSpring: 5% - 7% 5. Dodo Payments: 4% + $0.40 6. Gumroad: 10% + $0.50 7. Polar: 4% - 6% + $0.40 8. Cream: 3.9% + $0.40 This fee is for each transaction...

「痛い痛い痛い」

Remember Hadoop?

i have become enamored by the american woodcocks that have migrated to bryant park in nyc. i love them

@thelifeofrishi I've got a better offer for you, 0.4% of revenue solvimon.com/forai

fun fact: at $50k MRR, you pay Stripe $17k a year

@airwaysmagazine looks like a can of pepsi

🔴 A new 80 years special livery for Scandinavian Airlines - SAS will be sported by an Airbus A330-300 LN-RKR 📸: aido747_ #scandinavianairlines #Airbus #avgeek

If I’m reading anything and I encounter “it’s not just x, it’s y”, i immediately stop. Happens at least a once a day.

I've had enough

@eigenrobot absolute masterpiece 10/10 no comments

will always repost at the slightest excuse

@loaibassam If you want your first $3m waived and then 0.4%, I've got something for you! Solvimon.com/forai

-.- I was about to celebrate.

Colleagues ask why I look tired. I explain that in the country I’m posted to, performing a Nazi salute at a public rally and calling for the “final solution” now carries roughly the legal weight of a parking ticket - if the ticket is also eventually dismissed.

@AlpacaWithK אל חשש, אני לא מדבר עם שבדים

@arnon86 אל תנסה את המשפט הזה בשוודית

dutch is not a real language