craig ownby
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craig ownby
@chamown
i spent 12 minutes coming up with this
chattanooga, tn usa شامل ہوئے Eylül 2009
166 فالونگ95 فالوورز

People who yell during the back swing of a golfer should be banned from every golf course in the world. #WasteManagementOpen
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Spent thousands of dollars on cabinets/countertops @Lowes, told even though the color in their brochure wasn't what we wanted, that the manufacturer would paint the color we wanted. After several weeks of delays from the expected delivery date, they finally came. Guess what?...
SonnyBoy🇺🇸@gotrice2024
You bought a new washing machine from Lowe’s, you even took off work so that you could be home for the delivery because your washing machine isn’t working right. After an hour after the delivery window ended, you call them and see why they didn’t come yet. They tell you they did come and that you didn’t answer the door so they left a note on the door. You go out and sure enough, there’s a note. You check your camera and see this. At this point would you even bother with the delivery again or would you just cancel and go buy from another store that values their customers more?
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A Titan on the field and in the community
@JellyRoll615 helped surprise Jeffery Simmons as the 2025 Titans Walter Payton Man of the Year Club Winner presented by @Nationwide
#WPMOYChallenge @GrindSimmons94
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#MondayPunday Time!!
Drop a one-liner or pun for a specific stud 💪 or dud 💩 player on your fantasy football team below...

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@thatsKAIZEN Ha, I do like the thought of all taxes suspended when the government is shut down, though.
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Neither party should be able to use the filibuster.
The Democrats abuse it now, the Republicans will later.
No minority party should be able to shut down the government for over a month while we the people pay taxes for 12 months.
More breakdowns: thatskaizen.substack.com
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Seems like a pretty large waste of money to send my @FedEx package from Illinois to Tennessee to California when I live in Tennessee.

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@RGW_News Haha you almost got me because I saw it on Saturday Down South. Dick G with the W.
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Tremendous opportunity we have this weekend to make a HUGE impact in College Sports. Hispanic Heritage month, Hispanic QB and first Spanish broadcaster in Tennessee history. @CollegeGameDay @PatMcAfeeShow @ReceDavis @KirkHerbstreit I’m trying to teach yall ESPAÑOL. 🍊#VamosVols🍊
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My son just gave me a @werthers_orig. Glad my grandfather has reincarnated. #childhood
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@_garry645 @Vol_Hoops I'm glad he left me and my mom to play basketball. We're better off.
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@chamown @Vol_Hoops Bro went and made a meme 😭😭😭 I'm so glad you're this passionate about your papa
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@chamown @Vol_Hoops Imma buy you a dictionary so you can look up the word "incidental", sadly I'll have to ship it to you since they don't exist up there in the mountains
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@_garry645 @Vol_Hoops Broome stiff-armed a guy and was crying about getting called for a foul. You a fan of that?
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@Vol_Hoops We've got our best people looking into the offshore account you used to pay Pat Adams, enjoy it while you can!
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I'm using my annual tweet (if you can call it that) to complain that you can't follow defending National Champs @Vol_Baseball on the @espn app because they don't have a @NCAABaseball section, and you have to search for their games.
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