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Something I’ve learned from TWITTER (X): Complete strangers on the internet can be better supporters than people you’ve known your whole life

@Fybregoth I invest in attractive pieces that will last a long time. I have wool shawls, underlayers, etc. that have lasted 20+ years and still look great. I paid a lot, but it's cheaper than something that will fall apart in a couple years. Maybe that could be your selling point.

So grok told me I've been way underselling my work, but would yall really pay even the lower end at $120 for a handmade balaclava? This isnt even factoring in possibilities for wool or upgraded materials. I dont want to overshoot & never make any sales because we're all broke.😆

Not fair! Why don't my neighbors ever wake me up like this?

@Me262A1Schwalbe Omg 😂 I wonder if my fart story will go viral

Visiting my dad. I’m in the kitchen making breakfast and he walks through and with a regal tone says “I’m farting, just thought you should know.”

@Me262A1Schwalbe You're killin' me 😂

@dakroot LOSER PAYS FOR THE TACO BELL BURRITOS. MY WIFE NOTICED I WAS MISSING A PAIR OF SHORTS SO I TOLD HER ABOUT THE FARTING CONTEST. A FEW WEEKS LATER I TORE A PAIR PUTTING THEM ON AND THREW THEM OUT. SHE NOTICED AND ASKED IF I LOST ANOTHER FARTING CONTEST.

@PedanticKilljoy @JakeMunro Yeah, they gotta leave these takes to the old timers. They're viewing it through a modern lens and distorting history. Lots of crossover with new wave also. It's never been a masculine subculture.

@dakroot @JakeMunro Women were there from day 1, back when it was still called "deathrock," and the aesthetic overall is very feminine, so if you hate "women in goth," you just hate goth.

The worst thing to happen to goth was women. I've been saying it for years.

@Me262A1Schwalbe No but you could challenge him to a duel and I'll pass it on.

@dakroot I LIKE YOUR DAD, WE COULD HANG OUT. HE EVER CRAP HIS PANTS TRYING TO WIN A FARTING CONTEST?

@Me262A1Schwalbe M, I was crop dusted!

@dakroot IF HE IS WALKIG AND FARTING WE CALLED THAT CROP DUSTING. RAPID FIRE: FARTING FOR EFFECT.

@schiz04renic I did for like a year and it was peaceful. Zero likes accounts are some of the best you'll find.

Would you still tweet if you got zero likes on all your posts?

@lolnvmtho Adopt a dog that's been kicked every day and then get mad at it when it runs to the other room when you try to hug it. You're the one that's mad. It's a patience issue, so move on.

Avoidants are so weird, you’re mad because you’re loved?

@2lastvibes Dark sense of humor

if you see this post, you are obligated to reply with something that you love about yourself. sorry I don’t make the rules.

@IsaiahCopp @JakeMunro Finally, someone knows what really happened.

@JakeMunro The whole scene getting co-opted by bondage/fetish freaks in the 90s when Rocky Horror got an unfortunate resurgence is the worst thing that happened.

@JakeMunro Fetishists ruined goth. Since at least the late 90s.

One such instance. Women ruined goth and there is absolutely no doubt about it. youtube.com/watch?v=vdPrVN…

@Encheesend 🤣

@dakroot It's quite an art, it involves temperature and a firm recollection of all the things I've consumed in the previous 48 hours.

@MIMWWTB Nein!! SoFaD is better, depending on which way the wind blows that day. Violator is neck and neck with it.

@dakroot Violator. The Cure’s best was behind them. Likewise, this was the end for DM. I have spoken.

This is actually a personality test.

@Encheesend Proper British farting etiquette. He could learn a thing or two.

@dakroot I also give advance warning wherever possible, and try to include a smell forecast.

@samlowen5105 I believe it. This is serious business.

@dakroot My HS friends group had this debate in 1993. Lines were drawn. Things got ugly for a moment. "Robert is better...no Dave is...how can you say that...are you even listening..."

@KritterKS The words of wisdom know no bounds 😂

@dakroot Dad for the WIN! 😂