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@thegenesisbl0ck imo it’s attractive for a man to clearly have the ability to date around but who has the discipline and values to restrain. high body count men is an immediate ick. who wants a guy that would sleep with literally anyone? was never attracted to that concept

There’s more alpha in being attractive with a lower body count because it signals that you have standards.

Maybe I’m weird, but I never understood why men are supposed to seem more attractive to women if they have a high body count? It’s always seemed icky to me, both because of hygiene but it also seems performative. Am I missing something?

@oliveegger i’ve never met these childfree people that come to kids events to be supportive of the parents lol

This is stupid

@fountaingirll sameee

Why do I feel so awkward in public without my son. I used to do this all the time

@thegenesisbl0ck hate to break it to you but you just got a good sleeper 😬

They don’t want you to know this, but if you did things correctly, your baby will be sleeping soundly through the night by 2 months.

@BonesawMD women do this early on usually because they want affirmation that they’re the only one the man they are into likes and that he could get other women if he wanted to but chooses only her. it’s not a weird fetish thing

People are shocked and appalled by this bc they can never face the darker parts of female sexuality for what it is. Even in this video they can't confront what they like directly and had to do mental gymnastics about some form of feminism to justify why they like it. It's so common amongst women that it's much closer to being normal than being any degenerate fetish. Learned men know once a woman respects & is sexually attracted to you, one of the first things she'll do is a light hearted teasing about how you're entertaining other women or how promiscuous you've been outside of her. You'll notice a slight smile as she starts to get worked up because it's a satisfying and pleasurable experience for her to imagine. Very normal part of the human condition

@Mlu__N2 goals

I thought I had it together with all this stuff. she is golden.

@faithmaycreate awww 😭😭

Vomiting in the bathroom while babywearing a sleeping 6mo, 2yo shouting “MOMMY OK?” on the other side of the door This is my life rn

@rawgoatcheese youre kidding right what mom-to-be says stuff like this 🤨

Im not sure what do if my baby turns out to have an outward belly button Looks so gross Every person that has one is always stupid too

@agreatdayinnc maybe just start homeschool to see how it goes? if you think she would love the social aspect of school you could get her involved in activities with other kids or even try a homeschool co-op

I keep on going back and forth on homeschooling or sending my kiddo off for kindergarten. I know K is the easiest and we could give it a trial run, but I also know she would LOVE school. Idk what to do

@FrannyTrip girl if you’re offered the help take it!

Do you guys think I will need a few days alone with baby? My step mom is asking if she will need to entertain Josie after I give birth. I didn’t really think about it. She will be 2 when the baby is born.

@albertanbeech maybe if you go to bed early you can beat the hunger? lol my issue with pregnancy & postpartum is the nighttime hunger and even if before pregnancy i could fall asleep hungry it’s suddenly unbearable

I need to lose weight so I haven’t been eating after 7 pm Let me tell you. I cannot fall asleep at night. I am starving. My stomach is calling out like a pained whale song and I’m like Shut the fuck up you dumb fat bitch

@rawmilkhoney girl you’re just jealous you don’t have babies lol what a silly thing to say when the birth rate is well below replacement in the west

I don’t understand the hero complex women with children have. In their heads letting a man cum in them and having a child as a result is martyrdom and a service onto the world equivalent to dying in war and we must all sit back and thank them for getting their backs cracked and not killing their children. The entitlement has to be some kind of mass psychosis

@dnSabine im not surprised sadly lol

TWENTY SIX DOLLARS

@7GodsGirl77 @MrsCMFrancis @albertanbeech that’s next on the list!!

@infinitysprite @MrsCMFrancis @albertanbeech What, no sourdough?

There is literally someone in my house every second of the day *living there making messes* and when I’m there I’m constantly making food from scratch since everything is now poison what do you want from me

@yesimjustamom my 16 month old cries when i put her in the nursery at church lol i can’t grasp daycare

Sometimes I picture if I had to put my toddler in daycare, and it makes me very sad just thinking about it because she is such a Velcro baby, like what would she do without someone there to pick her up constantly and read her a million books and hold her hand outside?

@gotrice2024 hyundai is so bad lol i had one and the doors would lock my friends in who were in the backseat randomly so they couldn’t get out and it would stall out of nowhere. mine literally stalled on me when i was crossing train tracks 🫠🫠🫠🫠

This man bought a new Hyundai Palisade, he loved everything about it until one day when his daughter was sitting in the third row. The child accidentally hit a button to fold the seats down, all of a sudden the child was frantic and screaming. The folding seat function works regardless of anyone is sitting in it or not. It doesn’t have any sensors to disable it when in use. Had someone else not intervened she could have been crushed, when these cars are made, aren’t they supposed to be tested for scenarios like this or do they just don’t care?

@GreatLakesWife_ my baby didnt take consistent naps until she was like a year old lol

I love all the baby schedules that are like: 7:30-9:00 am - awake 9:00-11:00 - nap 11:00-12:30 - awake 12:30-2:30 - nap It’s like they’re saying “after a 90 minute wake window, your robot baby will sleep for exactly 2 hours every time!” Have you ever met a baby???

@leah_hat I have to go to a weekend bachelorette when my daughter will be 18 months for the first time 😭 It’ll be hard but she’ll be with her dad and if she has a hard time I’m telling myself I can always come home!!!!

I feel insane in a FB group with someone asking about leaving their 19 month old for a weekend retreat and every other comment is “NO I WOULD NEVER LEAVE A CHILD THAT YOUNG”

@three_elephant @revenant_MMXX yeah no ofc sahms with kids in school have a lot more free time! homeschooling moms not as much tho! im gonna be a mom of young kids for awhile so thats what im going off of

@infinitysprite @revenant_MMXX Small children don't last though. If your kids are over 8 and aren't self-sufficient, you failed. They also go to school most the day. I agree when kids are under 5 it's non-stop.

Stay-at-home moms easily have more free time than anyone who works a full-time job and it's not even close. Kids play independently, they nap, they aren't nearly as much work as Big Mom pretends they are.