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@RandyRRQuaid thank you for your service! 🫡

@kimjongbillest hot off the grok

For the sake of another 250 years, give me your best pro-USA tweets and memes! #freedommegathread

@LandauDave @comednDRichards

Happy 250!

I'm going to blow shit up in my driveway while sitting in my air conditioned garage.

Enjoy your Independence Day! I shall be on this grill ALL DAY

I’m so proud of America for being the oldest nation in the world and for Jesus choosing to be born in Bethlehem, PA 250 years ago!!

"You can't have an American Revolution! You'd get arrested for that in the UK!"

Mary Louise-Parker is Mary Washington in Young Washington. In theaters Independence Day weekend for America’s 250th anniversary. Tickets on sale now.

@unclegarytrucks @3YearLetterman @BradWCAttorney @HootersExit9 @america @2020FordTaurus @TrojanCondoms

the most America breakfest to start 4th of July with @3YearLetterman & @BradWCAttorney

AMERICA! GET UP!!

@Ok_Cinema0 Bale. He nails the psychotic intensity

who was your favorite Batman?

@Nerdrotics i've been reprogramming my daughter with good 80's movies and I realize I skipped some good John Hughes and some Soul Man. We're watching Grease and The Outsiders this Sunday but I think I need to rethink some of my choices.

I have the best diversity hires.

@YourPalAnus you get shit done

Day from hell, accomplished. Papanus has a meeting with the surgeon on Monday. My period started right as we got in the car for the two hour ride home. The literal cherry on top of the bullshit day 💅

@LandauDave lookin good bro

@Grand_handsomer peach jam sounds delicious, daddy

Why should I make and not share with any of you peasants

@Breaking911 "I SAID 5 NAILS PER SHINGLE, NOT 4! THIS IS A HIGH WIND AREA! RAWRhljhkjhdjhsjhdskjds!"

WATCH: Roofers get into a fight while working on a roof, fell to the ground during the brawl, then got back up and kept fighting.

@jarvis_best in the original body snatchers story, that's kind of what happens. The cabbage aliens decide that humans aren't worth the fight to take over and just fucked off back to outer space.

Jeff Goldblum Movies If Jeff Goldblum Could Solve The Problem As Easily As He Does In Independence Day - Death Wish: Goldblum apologizes to Charles Bronson for killing his broad and the two agree to join forces and lobby the government for sensible criminal laws. - The Fly: Goldblum realizes he can just get back in the machine and put it in Reverse Mode. - Jurassic Park: Goldblum politely asks the dinosaurs to stop eating people and they do. - Invasion of the Body Snatchers: Goldblum says that actually there’s an even better planet to invade down the road and the aliens leave and everyone goes back to normal and then after Donald Sutherland points and makes that noise he says he says he was just being silly.

It's true. I wished for this. With OBSESSION (@obsessionmovie) now available on Digital at home, Freaky Nikki found my address and sent over a One Wish Willow care package. I've got ONE DIGITAL CODE for Obsession to GIVE AWAY. RT this tweet and YOU will be entered to win!

@libsoftiktok wasn't this a Monty Python bit?

Last year, the Canadian Department of National Defense released a DEI plan for making their military more "inclusive." The results speak for themselves 👇

@SirajAHashmi you need to up your gay-me. pronounced game

And I thought I was the gayest poster on here