Keli Dailey

Your constitutional right to be crazy ends where my constitutional right to be crazy begins.

Some liberals are buying shotguns, because America has gotten so spooky. How else can they fend off machine-gun-mounted robot dogs *unleashed* by the Insurrection Act?! adimagazine.com/articles/love-…

@sarakgoo Congrats! I think we should talk kelidailey.com

I’m thrilled to share the news today that I’m starting a new role as President of the Creator Network at The Washington Post. I will be leading a team based outside the newsroom focused on the creator economy.

@sophaller At first, I thought this was political commentary about the Supreme Court...

stop throwing dildos on the court… you’re going to hurt one of us.

Ever hear of “decolonial travel?” I’m trying and probably failing at it. open.substack.com/pub/carefree/p…

I thank Hustler Magazine for defending comedy in court—when their outrageous Jerry Falwell mom-incest parody went before SCOTUS, the First Amendment got stronger. We need Constitution-expanding comedy now more than ever. statesman.com/story/opinion/…

@itsAByrd @kcrw Dusting this off kcrw.com/music/shows/mo…

Every Thanksgiving show I play music that reminds of being around my family growing up. I bring that tradition to #MBE this AM. Sounds fr The Gap Band, Atlantic Starr, Frankie Beverly & Maze & more. Starts @ 9AM P.S.T. on 89.9 FM & @KCRW.com Any recommendations? #KCRW

@NPRinskeep I love you, Steve. Keep editing everybody’s copy and never retire.

Thank you all the same. 19 would be good too

@fearless_greene I read this “bad takes on ‘Fast Car’ by people who aren’t culture journalists” & thought of you 🥰 apple.news/AznMMqgjTRtag3…

@washingtonpost @TheDailyShow Putting this on my calendar!

Jon Stewart is coming back to “The Daily Show” after nearly a decade. Paramount Global announced Wednesday that Stewart will take up hosting duties on Monday nights beginning on Feb. 12 and will remain as part-time host throughout the 2024 election cycle. wapo.st/3vK5qYp

This is our tradition, @dougomez thank you for thinking of me 💜 (and my hero MLK!)

@catkin76 @APStylebook @ChicagoManual @darcyjaygagnon @kmox29 Always comma, just give the reader a rest!

Debating the merits of the Oxford Comma with my 17-year old while working on college application stuff. @APStylebook @ChicagoManual @kelidailey @darcyjaygagnon @kmox29

@samraskinz @DanielColson6 @maxwelltani Wait-AppleTV silenced @jonstewart !? Why is this the first I’m hearing?

New poll from @DanielColson6's AI Policy Institute: 50% of Americans disapproved of Apple ending Jon Stewart’s show because he’d chosen to cover China and artificial intelligence, and just 19% of respondents approved of canceling the show semafor.com/newsletter/11/… via @maxwelltani

@_elibelly6_ Back at it, yes @_elibelly6_

@arlenparsa Arlen, just posting my official marriage proposal here. If you “like” this message, see you at City Hall ♥️

This is one of the most famous paintings in American history: Declaration of Independence. I decided to put red dots on all the men who held slaves. Next time someone puts them on a pedestal and says we can't question their judgement on guns or whatever, show them this image.

Just a few months before your girl's "Race, Representation & Satire" book chapter is out. rowman.com/ISBN/978166691…

@svqjournalist Praying for a safe rescue!

#BreakingNews San Francisco emergency crews are at Oak and Divisadero attempting to rescue a construction worker who was in a trench when it collapsed. The worker has been in there for about half an hour. A rescue dog is helping determine where he is currently.

@samsanders I thought this was Adele. Then I thought of “20 Feet from Stardom” and all the indignities of being a backup singer…in a bathroom.

I have a lot of questions

A record $14.4 billion was spent in 2020 federal election For that amount we could lab-grow or bionically build the most just, sane & attractive leader

@BUZZNET This was so far off, it labeled me as a Nor-easter. I haven't even been to the Northeast really! The questions painted you into a corner where no options suited - like do I work in Sales, watch TV in the morning, and do any kind of January sport? Blech

Thanks to the nuances that is evident everywhere, we are able to accurately guess where you grew up with this quiz.

@rianjohnson Episode 9 (Shit Mountain) is my favorite!

For weird reasons this was the 2nd episode we shot, the first was episode 9 (which I also directed.) We shot all the interiors in upstate NY, all the casino interiors are sets by our BRILLIANT production designer Judy Rhee. Hi Judy!

POKER FACE! Episode 1: Dead Man’s Hand. I wrote and directed this episode, actually wrote the script in 2020 right before I wrote Glass Onion. I wanted to not only set up Charlie, but clearly demonstrate the structure each ep would stick to going forward.