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@thislesh @luismbat No, we don’t all get off. You’re still going to die. This is about preserving the species not the individual.

@luismbat Okay. So, let’s assume we have no choice but to become mutliplanetary. Is it going to be a “hello everyone, we need to evacuate the earth and move to mars/moon” or is it going to be solely for those who can afford it?

In 2029, Apophis, a ~370m asteroid, will pass just ~31,000 km from Earth. That’s ~1/10 the distance to the Moon. Inside the orbit of geostationary satellites. Visible to the naked eye. Impact risk this time is low, but the flyby could shift its future trajectory. A direct hit would mean a ~1 km crater and regional devastation. That’s why becoming multiplanetary matters.

@Moonlight_myths Grow up and move out

I would understand if she included meals or provided regular cleaning, but just to sleep there? I would have been OK with maybe $100 a week, but $150 seems excessive to me. She's mad at me for saying this, but I'm hurt too. How can my own mom charge me as much as a landlord just for a place to sleep? Am I wrong to think that $600 a month is too much just to sleep at my mom's house? _ Anonymous

My mom got mad when I told her I would rather live on my own that keep paying her $600 a month in rent. I'm 25 years old and have been paying $60 a week in rent to my parents for a while now. I recently landed a decent paying job and this morning, I received a message from my mom telling me that from now on, the rent would be $150 per week. I text her back, saying I would rather live elsewhere. I pay for my own food and I'm not willing to pay $150 per week just for a room to sleep in at my own mothers house. With that kind if money, I could rent a small apartment or even split the rent with a friend for less.

@john_ford77 @Dougmcg1 Can confirm following a misspent youth in non-chain pubs this has been going on for donkeys years.

@Dougmcg1 People are not stealing steak to feed their starving children, they are selling it to pay for drugs and drink.

Let's frame it another way. People have become so poor they need to steal food.

Garbage truck crawling ahead. Pedestrians and e-scooters weaving behind. A narrow lane with no room to breathe. VLA 2.0 didn't flinch. It held its line, and passed through like it was nothing. $XPEV

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I've never seen a more colder picture

@char1iewatts Since not making Filton the main airport

Scrapping plans for a city centre arena is the single biggest mistake Bristol has ever made

@WrestleOps Good that Drew won, should have let it finish clean though.

Overall thoughts on that ending? #SmackDown

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@rustytatra @BringBackBanjoK Yeah four days I’ve had this game

@BringBackBanjoK #Battlefield6 players.

The older I get the more I realise that video games are easily one of the healthiest hobbies you could possibly have

@newstart_2024 Isn’t this just The Traitors on BBC One?

Holy hell. Graham Linehan on Triggernometry just explained exactly how entire societies get taken over — using a party game invented in the Soviet Union. It’s called Werewolf. You get a card. Most people are villagers. Two people are werewolves. At “night” everyone closes their eyes. The werewolves silently pick someone to kill. Morning comes. A body is revealed.Then the debate begins: “Who are the secret werewolves among us?” The werewolves lie with perfect confidence. They accuse the loudest truth-tellers. They play the victim. They sow doubt, division, guilt. Villagers start turning on each other. Every day the villagers vote to hang one person. Most of the time… they hang another innocent villager. The werewolves almost always win. The game was created in 1986 by a Moscow psychology student to prove one terrifying thesis: “An uninformed majority will ALWAYS be defeated by a tiny, coordinated minority that shares hidden information and has no problem lying 24/7.” Linehan’s unspoken question hangs in the air: Are we the villagers right now? Who woke up this morning and silently chose the next victim? Watch these 60 seconds. Then look around the room. Full hair-raising episode linked in bio. Sound on.

@MensHumor Tbf thats just my night before the day

The night before a day off is more satisfying than the actual day off.

@StephenPor298 @andrewmcb @grok Wheres the answer @grok? 5 hrs unacceptable

@andrewmcb @grok explain

Do people realise Kelly Brook & Ant and Dec have serious beef with each other? #ImACeleb

@secondtierpod Would have joined in.

This guy. Big fan of the Championship in the 2000s.

@JohnCrookes7 Engagement farm

I’m not sure Starmer’s popularity is as low as you think. It’s true many believe everything they see and hear in the media but most decent people of reasonable intellect can see that he is a trustworthy man who is making good progress in turning the country around.

@greg16676935420 Why is the Big Show not on any of these tables?

Which table are you sitting at?

@DMcIntyreWWE Good work, look forward to it. You won’t beat the t-shirt seller though unfortunately.

Drew can you post something like: Four letters. One word. DREW!

@realMaalouf Went to Valencia a couple of months back, was lovely. People were friendly. What’s changed?

In Valencia, Spain, far-left activists are going from establishment to establishment expelling tourists. They chant: “We don’t welcome tourists, only migrants!” What they want is to destroy Western civilization.

@karpathy 1.5gb TV update - what you even watchin?

TV in the 90s: you turn it on, you watch. TV 2025: - turn on, wait for it to load - popup: TV wants to update, 1.5GB. No. - scroll sideways, find prime video app or etc - popup: now app wants to update, 500MB. No!! - App launching... App loading… - select account screen - 🫠

@FuturednbUK @maniaUFO Miserable cold period between New Year and summer i’m afraid.

@maniaUFO So what happens in January when none of this has taken place?

One of the wildest conspiracies circulating right now claims that Comet 3I/ATLAS isn't a natural icy body at all—it's an ancient alien mothership from a breakaway human civilization that's been hiding in deep space for millennia, now returning to "harvest" select souls (specifically "starseeds" with Draco reptilian DNA markers) using mini-shuttles that will beam people up during its December 2025 orbital insertion. According to the theory, the "comet tail" is actually a cloaking plasma field laced with cyanide gas to disorient earthly defenses, and global elites have already been briefed via telepathic links, preparing underground bunkers for the "gathering" while the rest of us get left behind in the "great reset." Proponents point to its unnatural straight-line trajectory and lack of a traditional tail as proof it's under reptilian control, with the whole event timed to coincide with Earth's magnetic pole shift for maximum chaos.